Well I went to jail after celebrating my 19th birthday by getting fucked up at a cemetery. Then I decided to do donuts in a parking lot at 3am. A cop watched me the whole time, but wasn't gonna do anything until I went to a separate area of the park and ran into him. No lights, it was dark, he was well-hidden, etc. I tried to pretend like I didn't notice him and just pulled a U-turn lol. Went to jail tripping on shrooms, drunk, and high on the ganja.
I went to jail on my 23rd birthday for a much less interesting reason. I worked 8 hours (on my birthday! I know, right!?) and was heading home to get dressed because my parents were gonna pick me up and take me to the movie theater as a present. Well, on my way home I got pulled over. Driving on suspended license and possession of a pill. I always found stuff while sweeping the floor at work and I'd put them in my pockets. I figured I'd save it for later and forgot about it. Turns out it was oxycontin and I should have eaten it before I got arrested, but oh well.
And those are the two times I went to jail on my birthday. I also went to jail another time, but I won't be sharing that story because it's embarrassing.
