Well I went to jail after celebrating my 19th birthday by getting fucked up at a cemetery. Then I decided to do donuts in a parking lot at 3am. A cop watched me the whole time, but wasn't gonna do anything until I went to a separate area of the park and ran into him. No lights, it was dark, he was well-hidden, etc. I tried to pretend like I didn't notice him and just pulled a U-turn lol. Went to jail tripping on shrooms, drunk, and high on the ganja.

I went to jail on my 23rd birthday for a much less interesting reason. I worked 8 hours (on my birthday! I know, right!?) and was heading home to get dressed because my parents were gonna pick me up and take me to the movie theater as a present. Well, on my way home I got pulled over. Driving on suspended license and possession of a pill. I always found stuff while sweeping the floor at work and I'd put them in my pockets. I figured I'd save it for later and forgot about it. Turns out it was oxycontin and I should have eaten it before I got arrested, but oh well.

And those are the two times I went to jail on my birthday. I also went to jail another time, but I won't be sharing that story because it's embarrassing.

Never thought an animator like you goes to jail several times.
Sorry bro.

Haha it was a rough time in my life. Made me a better person, though.

Thank you people for remembering me

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Thank you people for remembering me

Mah nigga
Have a happy burthdae

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Thank you people for remembering me

Just take comfort knowing that random people on the internet remember you.

Until eventually you die and even your loved ones will forget and shrug you off like a bad episode of family guy.

Edit: Oh hey, it's XxDestined2DerpxX's birthday today! Now that it's been stated and you people recognize it. Carry on about your business.

Happy Birthday to Scar(whoever that guy is)

Happy Birthday to our almighty soldier
Captain Cook

*salutes*

Happy Bur'Day, Cook!

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our almighty soldier

That's blasphemy, Guitarri.

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That's blasphemy, Guitarri.

I'm sorry, you may have misquoted someone else from me
Lol jk


He's one of our good guys you dick

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He's one of our good guys you dick

Why is everyone calling me and everybody else a penis lately? Anyway, what are you talking about?

Happy!!!! birthday!!!! Captain!! Cook!!!

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my birthday is at
21st March

Happy Birthday
Nobody cares

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Happy Birthday
Nobody cares

cool..

walk away slowly