Quote from NrgFA

xD Yeah! *hiccup* me and cuddy were good ol' fri*hiccup* friends back in the ol' *hiccup* ol' days. *hiccup*

To Cobalt:

I will pwn you later >:)

You're gonna try to pwn me while drunk? Good luck bro.

Quote from Cobalt

You're gonna try to pwn me while drunk? Good luck bro.

Eh eh,hey hey hey,hey guys *hiccup* heh, he wants to fi*hiccup* fight meh,hahaheh *hiccup* heh heh....*hiccup*

Listen up Coba*hiccup* Cobalt,Imma....*Passes out*.............*hiccup*

Quote from Cobalt

Shaq of All Trades (Click to Show)

Ha look at all these cute copy cats
That's my messege you ass
Stealing my words, man you ain't got class
Maybe we just think similarly
These thoughts may not be mine singularly
But the way you worded them particularly
It really worried me
They just aren't varied, see?
But maybe I'm just crazy
Ha that's obvious baby
Anyway, when I'm done you'll be doing push ups with a daisy
Isn't that the saying? My memory is kinda hazy
Look it up? Nah, I'm too lazy

You say you don't like these varacious raps
Hope you like my poetic scraps
When I'm done with you your facade will collapse
Into the anger you will relapse
This is serious I'm not just saying perhaps
These are facts you can't change
After our exchange
You'll want to take me to a firing range
Put a few holes in me, cause your mind I will derange

Let's end these charades
Get ready for my lyrical grenades
Mister Shaq of all trades
I'll destroy you like aids
Rip you apart and throw away the pieces
Back up cause I'm a genius
You're a freak obsessed with ponies
I bet you perform all kinds of weird ceremonies
I'm a real rapper
You're just a creepy fapper
Jerking off to a cartoon pony
Call yourself a poet? You're just a phony
Give it up you creep
Stop dreaming of fucking animals in your sleep
Atleast no more ponies, choose sheep

Did that give you a fright?
Boy I think you're afraid to fight
you'd rather take flight
Cause you know you're dull and I'm bright
You better hurry up and muster the might
Otherwise You won't make it out all right
I'll put you to bed permanently, good night

Don't take it personally, I just wanted to give you some incentive ;)

Wow, doing three of these at once is tiring. Check em out guys, some lines were pretty cool.

*sigh*

Check it out boy, you stepping pretty hot
Hope you're not burned out yet, cause I'm taking a shot
Yeah I'm a brony, but not a clopper
But why would you even bother
Try to see the difference between the two
Thinking before I spit is me, not you

Bro, I don't need to be no bully when I go
Cuz while I'm not too gentle, I don't push back hard going toe-to-toe
Yeah, we're similar, I grant you that
But do you think a bit a similarity makes a bird a bat?

Check it: no need to rehearse
As I'm spitting this verse
I come out like a curse
So hard I'm gon' burst
All over the mic
Hope this getting you hype
Cuz I hit like a pipe
But it's cool, I don't snipe
I'll be chill all the way through
Let's see what you'll do
When my words burn like ice
When I stay all nice

Like a player I score
Can't wait for your retort
This is getting me pumped
Don't give up like some chump
When my blood is ablaze
And my vision's all hazed
Then I type through a daze
Then my peeps I'll amaze
As I spread forth a craze
That will afflict you for days

Thank you, sir. Ready for some more? ;)

Quote from Cobalt

Lol I'm glad you liked that one. And that's a great idea about the teams. I'll hear what the others have to say and then we can arrange some. Maybe I could get someone to judge the raps and pick a winning side. Great idea Cruel.

Why thank you :3. ill make longer ones when I have time. mine are short because ill be making one and something'll come up that interrupts my flow. but I can write some separately and type them later. :D and judging would be fun if we get two or three people to give unbiased scores about it.

or we could have mini just fun battles in the thread and have page long official battles that you put a poll on. like lets say I make a rap, I pm you it in a spoiler, then you put it in the thread and have a poll to see if mines better than the oppositions. then we can have "practice" in the thread for anyone that wants to rap just for fun but the poll would make it official. We could also incorporate some sort of prize. :3

just brainstorming

Quote from Shaq-of-All-Trades

*sigh*

Check it out boy, you stepping pretty hot
Hope you're not burned out yet, cause I'm taking a shot
Yeah I'm a brony, but not a clopper
But why would you even bother
Try to see the difference between the two
Thinking before I spit is me, not you

Bro, I don't need to be no bully when I go
Cuz while I'm not too gentle, I don't push back hard going toe-to-toe
Yeah, we're similar, I grant you that
But do you think a bit a similarity makes a bird a bat?

Check it: no need to rehearse
As I'm spitting this verse
I come out like a curse
So hard I'm gon' burst
All over the mic
Hope this getting you hype
Cuz I hit like a pipe
But it's cool, I don't snipe
I'll be chill all the way through
Let's see what you'll do
When my words burn like ice
When I stay all nice

Like a player I score
Can't wait for your retort
This is getting me pumped
Don't give up like some chump
When my blood is ablaze
And my vision's all hazed
Then I type through a daze
Then my peeps I'll amaze
As I spread forth a craze
That will afflict you for days

Thank you, sir. Ready for some more? ;)

Shit sir we got a blur of clever words here
Man the torpedoes time to take out this buccaneer
He came out at us loud and clear
He wants to keep it calm without a slur
I'll fill your veins with ice cold fear
You need training that's for sure
You're just a mini me with delusions of grandeur
Trying to beat me at my own game, like you're my peer

I can insure you're done for like a flair
You don't have a long life span you're meant to burn bright
But you'll only last a single night
No one wins when I start to fight
I'm flying high like a kite
When I get a good challenger I'm at my full height in flight and I'm out of sight
You on the other hand are jumping off cliffs with homemade wings
You're trying to make it up to the kings
You lowly little stable boy
Playing with the ponies like they were a toy
Forgive the metaphor but you won't be able to ketchup To the flow I've mustard
You'll just end up flustered

Give up your little challenge
Before I do too much damage
I get crazy and can't manage my malice like a savage
I see you've got talent
But you're trying to be too gallant
You gotta learn to use multiple styles
You can't just keep up the smiles
Otherwise you'll be left behind by miles
You gotta uncensor yourself
To prove oneself you gotta control yourself just like myself
Watch me change up my style right here
This is what it takes to be top tier

I'm a lyrical thunderstorm
With word filled wind that'll blow your mind
And sick rhymes that'll shock you blind
Boy I'm anything but kind
I'm fucking you up and down
I'll cum and you'll drown
does this make you frown?
Well then do something about it!
Little faggot doesn't even know how to spit
This is the real shit
I rap like I don't give a fuck
I'll show you when you get struck
Slap you in the face and teach you to suck
Give me some nice head
That's right bitch you belong in bed

Maybe I'll teach you a lesson
Am I just wasting my time professin?
My lyrics broke your mind and made you screech
You had to end it with a bottle of bleach
Now that you've committed suicide
My attack can subside

See that's how you spit like a pro
I dealt a deadly blow
Showed you true flow
You better lie low
Cause next time you show
I won't treat you like a bro
Pierced by my lyrical arrow
You'll end up down below
And I'll take a bow


PS. Great idea Cruel. I'll arrange something tomorrow. :)

Ladies ladies, you seem to be uneducated
Dont hate on shaq, hes just a little underestimated
Now let me tech you both a lesson i rap
When your done gettin schooled you'll drop your pants and fap.

Its all bout creativity
And i want yall to give it to me
Use a little ingenuity
And when im through you will see

Just how out of your league you are
Step out the way bitches cus here comes the star
Im here to make peace after winnin the war
Im tired of hearin pussy disses anymore

You know i like you both, but its for your own good
Have a hardcore rapper spit his bars in the hood
My raps are so sexy they'll give you some wood.
But you'll beg to suck my dick just to say that you could

Now now im only here to educate you
But the way this is headed, it seems like im raping you
But thats understandable since im your opposition
Im like a loaded gun, an my fans are amunition

And im pointed at you, cocked and loaded.
While your raps are simple, over-rated and bloated
My rymes are smooth as honey but they aint sugar coated
I mean ask your girl, but ill just tell you what that hoe did

I stole both your women and had a hell of an orgy
They were hardcore as the cutters for justin beib
I had both nude, shakin their ass's in the sun
But after the first two inches, both their pussys felt like new ones

This long enough cobalt? Or must i continue
If not, i can go on until i win you
Personal slave labor, you'll be mine while i whip you
Ill beat down, beat yo ass, and you'll cry while i hit you



Funny thing is, i did this on my ipod while unable to sleep and i think its better than when im trying...:P

Quote from Cobalt

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Shit sir we got a blur of clever words here
Man the torpedoes time to take out this buccaneer
He came out at us loud and clear
He wants to keep it calm without a slur
I'll fill your veins with ice cold fear
You need training that's for sure
You're just a mini me with delusions of grandeur
Trying to beat me at my own game, like you're my peer

I can insure you're done for like a flair
You don't have a long life span you're meant to burn bright
But you'll only last a single night
No one wins when I start to fight
I'm flying high like a kite
When I get a good challenger I'm at my full height in flight and I'm out of sight
You on the other hand are jumping off cliffs with homemade wings
You're trying to make it up to the kings
You lowly little stable boy
Playing with the ponies like they were a toy
Forgive the metaphor but you won't be able to ketchup To the flow I've mustard
You'll just end up flustered

Give up your little challenge
Before I do too much damage
I get crazy and can't manage my malice like a savage
I see you've got talent
But you're trying to be too gallant
You gotta learn to use multiple styles
You can't just keep up the smiles
Otherwise you'll be left behind by miles
You gotta uncensor yourself
To prove oneself you gotta control yourself just like myself
Watch me change up my style right here
This is what it takes to be top tier

I'm a lyrical thunderstorm
With word filled wind that'll blow your mind
And sick rhymes that'll shock you blind
Boy I'm anything but kind
I'm fucking you up and down
I'll cum and you'll drown
does this make you frown?
Well then do something about it!
Little faggot doesn't even know how to spit
This is the real shit
I rap like I don't give a fuck
I'll show you when you get struck
Slap you in the face and teach you to suck
Give me some nice head
That's right bitch you belong in bed

Maybe I'll teach you a lesson
Am I just wasting my time professin?
My lyrics broke your mind and made you screech
You had to end it with a bottle of bleach
Now that you've committed suicide
My attack can subside

See that's how you spit like a pro
I dealt a deadly blow
Showed you true flow
You better lie low
Cause next time you show
I won't treat you like a bro
Pierced by my lyrical arrow
You'll end up down below
And I'll take a bow

PS. Great idea Cruel. I'll arrange something tomorrow. :)

Oh, looks like I found a fighter, using cipher, acting higher
Than a bird here
Sorry, but I worry, that you hurry
When you're nowhere near
My level, I'm all beveled, you seem disheveled
And we'll see who leaves with fear

Style? I switch em on the go
Like a pro
With this super sonic, hypnotic,
All around the world flow,
Think I'm just acting like I'm new?
Just proves you haven't yet a clue

My words a like a miracle
And I shine like a jewel
You need help staying this lyrical
Why not go and ask Cruel?
Or maybe Nrg could give a hand
Your words are similarly bland
Just because your verses are longer
Doesn't seem to make them much stronger
I'm keeping on like a warmonger
While staying as pure as a nun who's somber
To the issues this world is plagued with
Staying a Jedi, you can't even stay Sith
I'm having fun, you're staying forthwith
Quite a surprise that so far haven't spoke a myth

But hey I'm competin
Staying leet and
I'm not repeating
Words I used before

Staying real
Keeping it surreal
So that you feel
A challenge without feeling sore

So take a moment then reply
With something that doesn't apply
To my brony-dom cuz you're too fly
To be doin that twice ,right?

Speaking of which, it should be easy
To spit when you're in zero-g
But you miss cuz you're too silly
Speaking bout dicks and speaking sleazy
Reminiscing and trying to do me
Are you so attracted to this booty?!

Now before I say that I'm through
Here's a special haiku:

The wind blows kites far
Until they are gone like a star
Falling in pine tar

Keep em coming bro, this is fun.

yo yow

rb in the house, i mean red blade
i'm gonna show you guys how real raps are made,
i couldn't rap before, because i was the aid
but now that i'm here its time to upgrade,

nrgfa, stay down soldier
before i stab you up, and run you over with a bolder
and cut open your wounds for composure to exposure
i'm a master criminal, worst than a art forager
i can't hear your raps, so you need come closer

check it out cobalt, this time i can rap
lol, yeah wahoo man, its time to recap
i'm laying out a speed trap
all over your rap map boy
so you better not get gaped

no one here could rise against this banshee
i'm the epitome of rap, yo, the actual history
you like a launch code and i'm the command key
you can't do anything unless you get past me

i heard about some dude who they call Cruel
i mean you're like a bird, a true dam fool
i'm not saying things like stool and mule, that just ain't cool
i rather stab you in your neck and watch you druel
and take over you clan, cause i should rightfully rule

uuuoooohhhhh, now don't forget that i'm just kidding
but don't lose the point and i hope you're not quitting
the last rap thread died because of to much rigging
cobalt should make rules to keep this interesting

anyway don't take it from me,
but if you don't want the samething to happen, then take it from me
this float like a butterfly sting like a bee
is a old saying, bitch please, and i hope you agree

new new new new, after this you might call me a newbie
but don't say it, or i'll stick to you like a flea
a tick, leech, or what ever comes out of the green sea
i'll leave you like a ant in a spider nest up in a tree
with your blood tried out and there's no way to flee
cause you'll be out of words soldier, and falling on one knee



:D:D:D:D:D

Whoa there, looks like we got a couple new faces
Of all types of styles, and all sorts of races
Well your all fools to challenge me, Because in your cases
its a death wish that'll put you in a stasis

Enough talk, Yall are makin too much noise.
Your just trying to keep up with my poise
Ill stick with my style and I don't care what you think
Why would I take advice from a bunch of guys that stink

nah, yall know that im kiddin
Its just too bad that yall thinks that your winnin
cus you in for disappointment after I start killin
Cus while I be spitting poetry, yall just fillin

Im tired of these simple ass rymes
Its about time that yall kept up with the times
Cus when im dropping dimes its because they are mine
Yall broke ass's couldn't afford wind chimes

And the sounds the chime makes prolly sounds better
than your gay ass rap that sounds pretty bitter
try and to keep up with a pro rhyme spitter
cus I always emerge as the winner

And I couldn't be greater
cus all of you are haters
cus your job is as a waiter
While im the rapper of the state here

Spit it quick
exaggerate it
don't throw a fit
once I win it

Cobalt, mark, shaq, and especially lethal(2)
Ill squish all of you like a beetle
wipe your ass's off my shoe and throw you aside
Cus these rhymes are bonafide

not bona as in "boner" you gay ass'd fucks
Don't understand? Iv met smarter tow trucks
step out of the way, cus I am just slaughterin
I'llspit on your face and throw water in it

That's right, disrespects what you deserve
Cus I have no respect left in reserve
I dunno what you heard
You ungrateful little turd
But this is the word
Better fly away like a bird
before you smell like rotten curd
That's been over stirred
And your all getting on my nerves

Enough. I think you learned your lesson
or do I need to teach it again? well class is in session
Is it fun cleaning the tables your settin?
cus with this economy, waiters the only job that your gettin.

Listen up boys I'm showing you how it's done

All of you listen to Cobalt's decree
This is a rap directed at all above me
I've read your raps and I'm disheartened
My hopes are clouded over and darkened
I expected better from you people
Your lines were really feeble
Half of what you spit didn't make sense
I was hoping for some intense offense
What I see is a weak defense

If you want to battle me properly
Get out of your mental poverty
Come back when you're more scholarly
You rhyme whatever comes first
It's unrehearsed and sounds the worst
I've made it clear what you need to improve
Now it's your turn, I've made the opening move
Wanna disprove me? Come back with a new groove
I'm your teacher giving out the low grades
All of you get F's except for Shaq of all trades
I thought about it and he gets a low D
So I'll honor him with a battle against me

Nice to see your new poem
It got me into motion
Now I'm writing my magnum opus
Pay attention and focus
When I'm done you'll be hopeless

You used some words inappropriately
Yet you diss my vocabulary
I'm better then you obviously
your skills are imaginary
Your lines are fragmentary
Your rap is unsanitary
It was gross and fake
Like a mutated mistake
You belong in another category
How about a laboratory?

Are my words too inflammatory?
If I'm bothering you just let me know
Am I going too fast with every blow
I'm just filled with rhymes that overflow
You're just the low guest on my show
I'm the star here mister jewel
I'm destroying you in this duel
I'm cruel while you try to look cool
Instead you look like a damn fool
Now you're in my school
Cause I'm schooling this fool
I'm using you like a stepping stool
Having trouble keeping up? Just follow my golden rule
"Treat others how they deserve."
I think you deserve my nerve
So my nerve is what I will serve

You call me out and say I'm repeating
That's all I hear when you're speaking
That's all I hear when you're speaking
That's all I hear when you're speaking
That's all I hear when you're speaking
Woops, I lost track of my thinking
Oh yeah. Your voice is just annoying squeaking
"I'm better cause I don't cuss" is what you keep shrieking
Think you can win cause you don't use a dirty word?
That's just plain absurd
You gotta be smart
I read your lines and I see a start
But you make so many mistakes it breaks my heart
When I take your words apart
They're pretty bad, while mine are a work of art
Take my advice use it and just restart
With some fresh stuff you might sound good
Try again when you're better. Is that understood?

I took your words and threw them in your face
Without cursing once I put you in your place
I've taken your lines and torn them apart
I showed you who's truly smart
You deserve a purple heart
If you survived my attack in one piece
Ready to beg me to cease?
Admit defeat and we can make peace
I think it's obvious I just won
Cause if you try to carry on
You'll burn out and be gone forever
I'm the master of clever
You're just my lesser

So mine died, well whatever, it was Season 1 was successful.

Now everyone stop and hear me
Hear a true rapper cus there's no one that can sear me
You'll fear it when you hear it and you'll start cheerin when you hear it
It'll make your fuckin ear's bleed
The sheer cheer you'll be hearing
from your peers, they'll be screaming
from raps that are more complex than bioengineering

Too big of words for ya? learn the language
My raps are so intense, you could call it rapage
Im so intense, you barely see it happen
every time I spit a rhyme the sky's blacken

Why we gota fight? I don't see the need for it.
I guess its cus your talking shit and you plead for it
well a fight you want and a fight you'll get
My guns cocked and loaded

Fordz thread died cus the rappers weren't dedicated
They were stupid and uneducated
They was just bored while they were constipated
Hence the flow was just overrated

Now we got a new show, luckily Im here now
Let me show you how its done, this is how
Step 1. Get on your knees and bow
Cus your in the presence of the best spitters around
This thread will never die, we took a vow
We bull dozed past the last thread like a snow plow

I aint dissing the old thread. I have my respect
It sparked a revolution that I had to accept
I found a hidden talent and for that I am in debt
Thanks guys, thanks to you all now we're set

I wanna throw a brick at your face
and throw your dumb ass right back into place.
I don't think you realize how hideous it is
You should go to a circus and start your own show biz.
Your uglyness would attract a crowd.
But they'd all throw up so don't be proud.

I'll put your ass in check
The only job you'll ever have is swabbing a poopdeck
You couldn't handle all shame so constantly.

what do you think you're doing?
Hoeing us out, we should all be booing.

how does it feel bro?
I'd slap your face ten times till you're seargent disgrace, OH!
How does it hurt so bad to be apart from the race that made you
happy and glad. I can feel your tears bro, dripping down my lips
and you continue to grow.
But don't worry G, we know you'll be back
so until then man, you can suck my sack.

Dedicated to all of you losers out there who think they're so sweet. This is the Montana. Peace