The Reaping part 4(the final part)
Y. swordwrath: ...ugh...i'm...too...young...to...dieeeee
Marrowkia: ha! do you like fists in your testicles?
Y. swordwrath: you...monster
Reaper: time to reap you!
Y. swordwrath: nooooooooo!
???: I'LL SAVE YOU!!!
Y. swordwrath and Marrowkia: WHAT!
*slashes reaper*
Reaper: ughhhhhhhh
Marrowkia: who are y*slices off head* ughhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Y. Swordwrath: thank you for saving me
???: hmm
Y. Swordwrath: who are you?
???: I must remain a secret. You must go now
Y. Swordwrath: ...ok *runs off*
???: *to himself* yeahhh... yeahhh... if anyone's going to reap you it's going to be me!

THE END?

Valentines day in Stick Empires.

Swordwrath: this is great
Miner2: yeah
Miner: mfmmmmmmf
Miner3: is he still under that boulder?
Miner2: yeah

Magikill: hey baby
Meric: yes?
Magikill: would you like to be the dot on my staff
Meric: :O *slap*
Magikill: ow bitch

Y. swordwrath: isn't this great to have a party in our castle?
???: yeah...yeah it is
???: we need to talk in the bathroom
Y. sword: why?
???: um...something
Y. sword: ...ok
???: hehehe

Spearton: i'm going to propose to her
Swordwrath2: well good luck
Archidon: yeah hopefully she'll accept sine it's valentines day.
Spearton: off I go
Spearton: uhhh Carol?
Meric2: yess?
*kneels down* will you merry me??????*has a golden ring*
Meric2: ohh i'm not to that point yet
*Spearton goes insane*
Spearton: ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME!!!!! I SPENT 1,500 GOLD ON THIS RING!!!!! THAT WAS ALMOST ALL I HAD!!!! THIS IS THE SAME COST OF GETTING A PET GIANT!!!! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?! HUH?! WOULD YOU LIKE A GIANT INSTEAD!!!!!!!!???
*everyone's silent*
Meric2: :'O
Swordwrath2: ohh...s**t
Archidon: he's f***ed
Miner: mmmmfmmmmmmmmf?
Magikill: woah what the f**k?
*Meric2 starts sobbing*
Spearton: oh god i'm sorry!
*Meric2 runs out of the castle*
Miner2: d-did he just do that?
Achidon: did he really just yell?
Swordwrath2: does a giant really cost 1.5k gold?
*??? comes from the bathroom with Y. sword unconscious*
???: what did I miss?

Happy Valentines Day to whoever the hell celebrates it!

Medusa: YOU MUST ALL DIIIIEEE!!!
*pauses game*
Medusa: damn it

Quote from asdfstick

Valentines day in Stick Empires.

Spearton: uhhh Carol?
Meric2: yess?
*kneels down* will you merry me??????*has a golden ring*
Meric2: ohh i'm not to that point yet
*Spearton goes insane*
Spearton: ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME!!!!! I SPENT 1,500 GOLD ON THIS RING!!!!! THAT WAS ALMOST ALL I HAD!!!! THIS IS THE SAME COST OF GETTING A PET GIANT!!!! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?! HUH?! WOULD YOU LIKE A GIANT INSTEAD!!!!!!!!???
*everyone's silent*
Meric2: :'O
Swordwrath2: ohh...s**t
Archidon: he's f***ed
Miner: mmmmfmmmmmmmmf?
Magikill: woah what the f**k?
*Meric2 starts sobbing*
Spearton: oh god i'm sorry!
*Meric2 runs out of the castle*
Miner2: d-did he just do that?
Achidon: did he really just yell?
Swordwrath2: does a giant really cost 1.5k gold?
*??? comes from the bathroom with Y. sword unconscious*
???: what did I miss?

Happy Valentines Day to whoever the hell celebrates it!

Valentine's in a nutshell. XD
Off to get a 'pet' giant! XD

Quote from petmuju

Valentine's in a nutshell. XD
Off to get a 'pet' giant! XD

Imma get a pet cat(stick empires reference).

Quote from KrayZStick

Imma get a pet cat(stick empires reference).

You're right! These pets are much cheaper! But my empire is Order... I'll get pet swordwraths even if their not animals! XD

Arrested for slavery!

TGC continued: "CRIM...PUT THE GUN DOWN" said Azxc. Crim: "NO! you are all under my control..." just then Aiman enters and says "hi guys whats going on"? Crim responds quickly: "DIE"! and shoots aiman's wings. Aiman: "OH SH*T I'M GOING TO DIE"! Crim: "NO SH*T SHERLOCK...I WANTED YOU DEAD"! Aiman crashes on the ground and says his last words "Why did you kill me"? :'( and dies right in front of crim. Crim shows no remorse or guilt and turns to Azxc and says "you made me DO THIS"! Azxc: "No crim all I was doing was fu*king animating" Crim: "LIAR! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL"! Azxc:..."I will do what I must"!(pulls out his golden sword) Crim "You will try but how can a foolish swordwrath like you get me a archer with a GUN"!(Evil) Azxc:"Ragimontosis"!(Special to azxc, A sword spell to translate to the most powerful rage ability) and azxc charges through the deadly bullets of Crim's gun to save the council from the betraying archer(gunman whatever). Azxc stabs straight threw Crim and says "YOUR AN A*SHOLE CRIM" And ends crims life...or so he thought... Azxc revives tec and burries poor Aiman...Azxc: "This one to many innocent lives lost today(refering to aiman)" and a heartbreaking betrayal from our...old friend Crim"...(dramatic silence). Tec: "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN(Upset and Angry)"!? Azxc: "Tec...Crim got pissed". Tec: "Oh...that explains it"..."AND I'M NOT SLEEPING EITHER"! is randomly yelled from where crim was killed. Tec and Azxc ran to the room to find a evil marrowkai(Crim) standing ready to attack and so they(Tec and Azxc) immediately sprang into action but they only weakened him...and the evil marrowkai rapidly sent reapers before they(tec and azxc) could kill him. With their minds being controlled it was a helpless battle but they tried to fight it out because the evil moron was almost dead but...so were they(basically everyone is low on health). Just before the marrowkai could finish Tec and Azxc..."FULMANATE"! is heard and there appeared Buddy the Mage. Buddy yelled: "DIE MARROWMORON!" as he blew him up and saved Tec and Azxc. Azxc: "YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD IT WITH THIS STUPID SH*T"! Buddy: "What"? Azxc: "ALL I TRY TO DO IS FU*KING ANIMATE AND I GET INTERRUPTED BY STUPID SH*T LIKE RAGING CRIM OR PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL ME...ITS BULLSH*T"! Tec:"Ikr"! Buddy: "Well...at least now its over" Azxc: "I know but it sucks that this all happened because of crazyjay's stupid mission" Buddy: "CRAZYJAY'S MISSIONS ARE NOT STUPID EVEN IF IT IS JUST TO GET FOOD! HE WORKS HARD"! Azxc: "Well answer me this buddy, was this mission so important that it was worth aiman's life"? Buddy:"....Well....it was not Crazyjay's intention for Crim to rage and aiman to die from his rage" Crazyjay appears on the mission briefing screen:.... "I think your all whacked....so keep up the good work being whacked" Buddy: "Wait you like us being whacked/crazy"? Crazyjay: "Yeah its in my game name ;)...So uh sorry about aiman and I'm going to go back to working on my game so bye"....(crazyjay turns off the briefing screen) Buddy: "What a great guy":) Tec: he...he destroyed my council............................................................................................................................................................................The End..............

Prisoners of war
P. Miner: this sucks a$$
P. Swordwrath: I don't get it I garrisoned
Juggerknight: your execution will be scheduled tomorrow
P.Miner: oh come on i'm just a miner!
Juggerknight: too bad you're all gonna die!
P. Meric: oh no!
P. swordwrath: meric! I want to do something before we die
P. Meric: what?
P. swordwrath: SHOW ME DEM BOOBIES!
*meric slaps sword*
P. Swordwrath: oh come on we're about to die!
P. Meric: yeah tomorrow!
P. sword: i hate my life!
*the next day*
Juggerknight: alright Medusa said to give all of you a last meal before you die. What would you like?
P miner: what should I get?
P. meric maybe this guy is stupid
*P. sword mumbles to himself* i want dem breast
P. miner: i highly doubt this guy is stupid but i'll try something
Jugg: so what do you want?
P. miner: oh i don't know.............a file?
P. Swordwrath: ...oh and one of your finest axes?
P. Meric: ...and crawlers to ride on to help us escape?
Juggerknight: hmmmmm
*later on*
Medusa: *facepalm* you...are...fired
JuggerKnight: well $h!t
Medusa then stones the Juggerknight in the face-palming position.



Tecness: I FINISHED IT FOR YOU.


SW2 the final battle part 1
Spearton Leader: ORDER!!!! WE HAVE ARRIVED TO TAKE DOWN MEDUSA AND THE REST OF HER ARMY!!!!
All: YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spearton Leader: READY YOUR ARMS!!!! FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Swordwrath57: dude stop making 300 refrences.
Spearton Leader: SHUT UP! NOW GET READY FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!
Spearton: yeah...Carol you still forgive me right?
Meric2: i'll decide that later
???: well you ready? Because i'm ready *licks his lip*
Y. swordwrath: ...yeah i'm ready
Miner2: WE MUST MINE TO OUR DEATHS!!
Miner3: that sounds stupid
Miner: mmmmfmmmfmmmmmmmmf
Spearton Leader: WE MUST FINISH PREPARING!!!!
To be continued...

double post O.O

Miner2: I am tired of moving this boulder around with us
Miner: mmmfmmmmmmmmmmmmmf
Miner3: how are you alive?
Miner: mmmfmmmmmmmmfmmmmfmmfmmfmfmfm
Miner3: ok well we have to go back to Order
Marrowkia: i don't think so
Miner2 and 3: OH $H!T!
Miner: MMMFMMMMMMFMFMFMFMFMFM!
Marrowkia: time to die!
Miner2: we have to run
Miner3: we can't leave our friend trapped under a boulder.
Miner2: crap well we have to kill the marrowkia!
Miner3: YEAH...where did he go?
Marrowkia: right here*behind miner2*
Miner2: AHH!!!
Marrowkia: it's reaping time!
miner3: NOOOOOO
Miner2: REAP REAP REAP REAP!!!
Marrowkia: you like that don't ya?
Miner2: I...need...help
Miner: mmfmmfmf
Miner3: I'LL SAVE YOU
Miner3: DADA DA DA...*gets stabed through the mouth by the marrowkia's staff
Miner2: HOLY CRAP HE'S DEAD?
Miner: MMFMMMMMMFMMFMFMFMFM!
Marrowkia: your turn!
Miner2: don't...tear...my...insides...out
Marrowkia: too bad
Miner2: NOOOO...*dead*
Miner: mmfmmf?
*hells fists destroys the boulder*
Miner: WHAT HAPPENED
Marrowkia: your little friends died!
Miner: you bastard! You think it's funny killing and reaping people? Innocent people?
Marrowkia: well i'm part of Chaos so yeah
Miner: well you need to stop!
Marrowkia: hmmmm...no
Miner: dammit *dies*

SE anger management therapy.
Magikill: so why are you all here now?
Crawler: I have 1 bar of health
Archidon: shut up crawler you stole my thing!
Meric: i'm slow!
Swrodwrath: i'm glowing red!
Spearton: I can't throw my spear!
Medusa: my snakes won't do what I say but I can't kill them becuase they're a part of me!
Snakes: Medusa's breast are ugly and it makes us barf poison!
Marrowkia: Medusa made me laugh so hard I broke my funny bone!
Miner: I deal low damage!
Enslaved Miner: I'm a slave!
Giant: I use my dead friend's body as a weapon!
Enslaved Giant: I throw boulders but I can't use my fists as a weapon when enemies get too close and i'm a slave
Shadowrath: i'm still visible when i'm cloaked!
Magikill: ok hmm I see all of yall's problems.
All: WHAT!
Magikill: you're all in a game
All: ...KILL HIM!
Magikill: WAIT WAIT NOOOO*dead*

Quadra Post o.O

Owell This one is more like a song
Magikill: Spearton! How did you get here so quickly and safely?
Spearton: Well...I...
Finished a crawler LIKE A BOSS
Met a Marrowkia LIKE A BOSS
Outran the reaper LIKE A BOSS
Pwned the Marrowkia LIKE A BOSS
Went to Medusa LIKE A BOSS
Avoided her eyes LIKE A BOSS
Chopped her head off LIKE A BOSS
Freed the elements LIKE A BOSS
Journeyed back home LIKE A BOSS
Got to Order LIKE A BOSS
Got inside the caslte LIKE A BOSS
F***ed a Meric LIKE A BOSS
Went into your room LIKE A BOSS
Now i'm here LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Magikill: hmm such a series of events for you.
Spearton: yeah epic
Magikill: just one thing
Spearton: yeah?
Magikill: the meric is pregnat
Sperton: WHAT!!!
Parody of the song: Like a boss(duh)

Magikill:"I swear I hate NINJA'S!"
Meric:"Why?"
Magikill:"They haunt and ruin my life...LOOK AT THIS POSTER I FOUND!"
The poster says:"HEY ALL NINJAS, MAGIKILL HUNTING SEASON IS HERE!"
Meric:..."well damn"
Magikill Starts Crying: "Why?"..."They take me as a joke"..."Like I'm a huntable animal...:'("
Magikill turns Angry:"THATS IT!"..."ITS TIME TO GET MY REVENGE!"
Magikill travels to the shadowrath: "HEY A**HOLES GET THE FU*K OUT HERE!"
Ninja Leader:"Are you drunk...?"
Magikill:"Are you an a**hole?" (by the way he is drunk)
Ninja Leader:"Woah chill man!"
Magikill:"DON'T TELL ME TO CALM THE FU*K DOWN!"
Ninja Leader:"Why you so pissed?"
Magikill:"BECAUSE OF THIS!" *Shows Poster*
Ninja Leader:"This is from when we were rebels...."
Magikill: :O *Facepalm* well I'm too drunk too...*Falls Asleep*
Ninja Leader:....."uh.....oh boy" *puts the mage in a bed.*
Calls his wife with a mana phone:"Hello this Mrs.Meric who is this?"
Ninja Leader:"This is Ninzxc"...(Azxc's brother) "Yeah we need you to pick up your husband"....(note this mage is not Buddy)
Meric:"oh boy is he drunk?"...
Ninja Leader:...."Yes".....
Meric:"I think...can you just keep him for the night?"
Ninja Leader:"I guess"...
*The Mage wakes up drunk and blows himself up*
Ninja Leader:....."On second thought do you know how to heal somebody that turns into flames?"
Meric:...."uh no".....
Ninja Leader:...."Sh*t"......*Facepalm* *hangs up phone*
Ninja:"Uh sir....we are being attacked by 500 crawlers"..."They appear to be stacked on top of eachother in a small circle formation"
Ninja Leader:"OH COME ON AND JUST WHEN WE LOST THAT MAGE!"...."We...Are...Fu*ked"
Ninja Leader:"We only have 50 of us and five hundred of them how can we win?
5 seconds later...
Ninja Leader:..."I'm being RAPED!"
The Next Day
Buddy: "Whoever raped and killed these ninjas...thank you"
*Buddy gets stoned*
Buddy:..."Forgot...about...that...b*tch" *Dies*
Medusa: "I AM THE MASTER OF B*TCHING!" :D THE END!

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