???: hey uh what an adventure we had at that valentines party
Y. swordwrath: wasn't I unconsious during that party?
???: uhhh yeah you were. You saw how big my balls were and you were so amazed you fainted
Y. swordwrath: i don't remember that
???: well it happened
Jugg: DIE!
???: did you hear that?
y. swordwrath: yeah
Jugg: ha ha ha you will perish
???: hmmm i don't think so
Y. swordwrath: OH SH!T WE'RE GONNA DIE. I'M SO YOUNG!!!! I ALMOST GOT REAPED BY A REAPER AND NOW WE'RE GONNA DIE FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jugg and ???: ...
???: don't worry i'm the master of reaping
Jugg: HA you can't reap me i have buns of steel- OH MY GOD!!! *getting reaped*
???: yeah I don't think so
Jugg: how...did...you...do...that!?
???: oh I have my ways
Jugg: ughh*dies*
Y. swordwrath: wow you are the be*shot by an arrow*
Y. swordwrath: AHH...help sir* dies*
???: NOOOOOO! He was my companion. I'll kill you you dickfart!
Eclipsor: hahaha good luck...WHAT THE F*** *??? lands on him*
???: i'm going to give the worst reap of your life!
Eclipsor: DID YOUR DICK JUST SHARPE- AHHHHH THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!*dies*
???: I make sure to burn your body after that. Rest In Peace swordwrath.

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Yeah like I said, ??? is mysterious. He has mysterious powers(you get the message don't ya).

3 swords vs 1 jugg

Jugg: you can't defeat me!
Swordwrath3: arg
Swordwrath2: if we team up on him we can defeat him
Swordwrath3: YEAH!
Jugg: NOPE *throws axe at sword3. Picks him up and slams him on the ground*
Swords1 and 2: :O
Jugg: ha
Swordwrath: YOU'LL PAY* runs at him*
Swordwrath2: WAIT
Swordwrath: DIE*strikes at the jugg but he grabs the sword* WHAT *Jugg stabs him with his sword*
Swordwrath2: DAMN YOU *charges*
Jugg: *to himself* what the f*** is he doing?
Swordwrath2: YAHHHH!*glows red*
Jugg: WHAT THE HELL!!! THE LEGEND IS TRUE HE'S A SUPER STICK!!!!
Swordwrath2: no you idiot, i'm raging
Jugg: ohh...well f***
*Swordwrath2 kills him*
Swordwrath2: I have avenged you my comrads
Swordwrath3: uhh...i-i'm...a-a-live?
Swordwrath2: NO! *kills swordwrath3* I AVENGED YOU! YOU SPOILED THE MOMENT! ASS!

SW2 the truce

R. Magikill: we wish to join your empire against Chaos
Magikill: should've done that long ago.
R. Swordwrath: hey we're joining you don't start sh!t now
Magikill: well i'm just telling you that
Reference douche: our armies will be over 9000!!!!!
R. spearton: so we doing this or not?
Reference douche: why? Are you not entertained?
R. spearton: ...what
R. magikill: so yeah we are joining you
Magikill: NOW WE MUST FIGHT FOR INNAMORTA
Reference douche: THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!!
Magikill: we must prepare.
Medusa: what I don't exist anymore
Magikill: did you hear something?
Medusa: ...dicks

Order miner: ow! My back hurts after a long day of mining!
Chaos miner: I agree!
Order miner: you don't look familiar, are you new?
(chaos miner is a spy)
Chaos miner: uhhhh, sure?
Order miner: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SURE? SAY YES OR NO!
Chaos miner: YES OR NO!
Order miner: are you making fun of me? That's it! I'm telling the boss to fire you!
*chaos miner gets fired and goes back to chaos*
Medusa: wtf was that, miner! You were supposed to be a spy...
*medusa facepalms*
Medusa: you're fired from chaos due to your uselessness (chaos has too many miners already)
Chaos miner: OMFG why do I always get fired?
Elemental: hey, miner. Wanna join us?
Chaos miner: promise not to fire me?
Elemental: Okay!
*elemental *waters* chaos miner*
Elemental: you told me not to fire you, so I watered you XD

New Thread? lol. Good story, they should encounter a bomber next.

C. Miner: Oh look, there's a midget ahead.
C. Miner 2: Looks like he has something in his hand....

SE logic 1
Medusa: haha you can't kill me without getting poisoned
Swordwrath: dammit we got no Meric
Swordwrath2: stupid venom flux
Albowtross: i'll take care of this*flies over venom flux and gets poisoned* AHHH I'M DYING!!
Medusa: hahaha
Albowtross: THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!
Medusa: yeah it's a game so shut up!

montana: GIANTS, MAJIKILLS, NINJAS, ATTACK!
7 giants: rawrhg
5 majikills: posion splatter!
6 ninjas: HIYAAAA
statue: death!!!why!!!why!!!

montana wins match

SE logic 2
2 Swordwraths fighting each other
E. sword: you will die
*the other sword did more jab attacks*
E. sword: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SE logic 3
Giant: GIANT SMASH
all 8 swords in a group: OH NOOO
*giant smashes all 8 swords, only 3 die*
5 swords: ?
Giant: UH OH
*swords rage and kill the giant*

SE logic

Albows: lol noob bombers, you will all die.
*bombers run undernearth the albows and blowup*
Random albows who is coming to support the others: WTF HAPPENED?

Juggernight: haha I blocked your hit
*spearton gets ready to jump*
Juggernight: WTF you look like a loser
*spearton jumps*
juggernight: oh crap....

Medusa:You must all die
Sword: oh crap
*Medusa petrifies herself and dies*
Sword:Should have known she was a joker

7 Giants: We're going to destroy you, Miner!
Miner: Oh no!
8 Giants: Watch it we're coming
Miner: The horror!
9 Giants: We're almost there!!!
Miner: No please!
10 Giants: I'm swinging my club!
miner turns into a raging swordwrath and kills all the giants*
Miner: The horror!

*5 Giants arrive at your base*
Giants: Aha! I WIN NOOB!
Me: Uh no, you know why? SPEARTON RUSH!!! AAARRGGHH!!!
Giants: OH CRAP!
*1 Spearton rushes out*
Giants: Uhhhh, wtf?

Swordwrath: their are too many crawlers!
Crawler80: their's not a lot of us
Swordwrath: I can't hold them off any longer! Magi quick
*Magikill casts explosion in the crawler horde all die except for the swordwrath*
Swordwrath: nice...job now we need a meric
Magikill: no we don't
Sword: um yeah we do. I lost my legs from the explosion and i'm bleeding out. I need a meric
Magikill: i'm old alright. All magikill are old for some damn reason
Sword: but i'm dying!
Magikill: i'm dying of old age so shut up
Sword: you're an ass
Magikill: I KILLED 80 CRAWLERS AND I'M AN ASS?!
Sword: pretty much
Magikill: I hope you die right now!
*sword dies*
Magikill: ha ha ha ha*heart attack*


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