Talking to this chick on facebook.....upside doesn't even begin to descrobe how I feel.

You guys and your thoughts?

#yolo Godman very why
2edgy

Well if that would happen to me I'll fucking go to her house and just make her make me a sandwich

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#yolo Godman very why
2edgy

Well if that would happen to me I'll fucking go to her house and just make her make me a sandwich

She'd make it, Willingy.

btw, Yolo was a non serious joke.

You don't need to brag about every single interaction you have with girls. Talking to girls is pretty standard if you're not a complete social outcast. I'm beginning to think you are one if you are really that proud of this.

My father told me he was jealous of how well I handled myself around girls when I was twelve.
Said, and I quote... "I would pay to have that ability."
He was referring to when I fumbled right off the bat, but later had her almost literally melting in the palm of my hand.

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literally melting in the palm of my hand.

I just came here to be a wordplay nazi. Dood, seriously, thats not right.

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I just came here to be a wordplay nazi. Dood, seriously, thats not right.

Thank you for you timely note and for being an idiot. -_-
Please don't take a piece of my statement out of context. People who see only what they want to see are deluding themselves.
kthnxby

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My father told me he was jealous of how well I handled myself around girls when I was twelve.
Said, and I quote... "I would pay to have that ability."
He was referring to when I fumbled right off the bat, but later had her almost literally melting in the palm of my hand.

It is happy with this. I do not have fun with as you age.

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Thank you for you timely note and for being an idiot. -_-
Please don't take a piece of my statement out of context. People who see only what they want to see are deluding themselves.
kthnxby

I don't "see what I want to see" I saw your whole statement and thought it was quite impressive. It was just that small part that bothered me so.

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You don't need to brag about every single interaction you have with girls. Talking to girls is pretty standard if you're not a complete social outcast. I'm beginning to think you are one if you are really that proud of this.

Dafaq is wrong with you? She said she'd willingly make a guy a sandwich, thus rendering "woman, make me a sandwich" useless. This fucks up a very good sexist joke. Also, how and in what way do you think I'm "bragging"?

You just have to keep pushing until you find the limit. You have a cook; now see if you can get a maid. Perhaps later a footstool.

Zed, as happy as I am that you took time out of your life to post on my thread; Do you not even understand what this means?

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Dafaq is wrong with you? She said she'd willingly make a guy a sandwich, thus rendering "woman, make me a sandwich" useless. This fucks up a very good sexist joke. Also, how and in what way do you think I'm "bragging"?

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Talking to this chick on facebook.....upside doesn't even begin to descrobe how I feel.

You're post came off as you were very fond of your own "success", and you shared it too us because you felt like everyone had to know about it. If that's not bragging please give me a better definition because I've obviously misunderstood something.

The joke is not about how women should be obligated to make you a sandwich because of your superior genitals it is about women being useless anywhere else then the kitchen. I personally don't get the achievement in this, I've got tons of friends who would willingly make me a sandwich, unless you've reached the point in Zed's suggestion I don't really care.

My only regret is that I can't remember how the hell I did that...
If I could consciously control that, I'd probably have chicks all over me...
*le sigh* u_u