Quote from GamerXD8

Granted. You are now better at NES games, which you don't have any and you suck at other modern games.
I wish for MOAR *****.

They actually still sell NES games and consoles at this store I go to, so HA!

(skip meh)

Lucky bastard. (SKIP SKIPPY SKIP SKIP)

Ai you get a persona but no one knows what a 'Persona' is.

Unfortunately your Persona is conscious and is capable of complex thinking.

It realizes no one knows who/what it is.

It plunges into a depression.

And in the throes of despair it throws itself into a wood shredder.


I wish I would have a timely burst of motivation to finally get an avatar.

Granted, but you lost all of your motivation to do anything else.

I wish for a computer that can play Skyrim fast and at highest setting.

Granted but it breaks.

I wish this wish were incorruptible.

Quote from m0ntana

2. After you post once, you can't post for another 5 corrupts.

Quote from malbence

Granted but it breaks.

I wish this wish were incorruptible.

...You broke the rule...

(Skip me)

Granted...but you forgot to mention WHOSE wish it is.

I wish I could win in an animation battle against ZONE (of 4chan fame).

Granted. But your mom got angry at you and she grounded you for 5 weeks.

I wish I have a goddamn 250mbps internet.

Granted, the Writer's Lounge is now a terribly drawn manga.

I wish for a magical corn dog.

Granted. You get a magical corn dog that turns you into a corn dog yourself.
I wish for a wand.

Granted, it's a Cursed Wand of Striking that kills you when you use it.

I wish the thread title would change again,

Granted, now it's called Erode an Erection. (srry i had to do this one) xD

I wish for a pizza the size of the sun.

the pizza crushed the world when it appeared

i wish i had a tablet

Granted. You have a stone tablet. The cavemen who carved it now want it back, grab it from you, smack you silly with their comical wooden clubs and climb aboard their time machine to get back to their time.

I wish I had a second laptop.