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Granted. You have a stone tablet. The cavemen who carved it now want it back, grab it from you, smack you silly with their comical wooden clubs and climb aboard their time machine to get back to their time.

I wish I had a second laptop.

Granted. But you got too many viruses and suddenly those viruses go to your first laptop :P And you got crash... then finally! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LAPTOP! XD

I wish I get a free new elegant super computer without any viruses, crash, beta, WIP, troubleshoot, glitch, broken thing, being hacked, no one jealous about this thing even satan LOL, fire, water, any element, bricks, ant, any animals on the earth, someone just crash their car or anything unto the computer! XD HAHAHA

Granted, you did get it, the clincher is, it wasn't rightfully yours. You got it for free because it was stolen...from Hewitt the Reborn, and pulverizes you with his gatling gun while in badass anthro-bird mode.

I wish I would win a 1v24 animation war against the top 4 RHG clans.

Quote from GuardianTempest

Granted, you did get it, the clincher is, it wasn't rightfully yours. You got it for free because it was stolen...from Hewitt the Reborn, and pulverizes you with his gatling gun while in badass anthro-bird mode.

I wish I would win a 1v24 animation war against the top 4 RHG clans.

Granted. But they only let you win cause you suck so badly.
I wish for an infinite knowledge and my brain won't explode.

Granted. However, seeing as the average human brain consumes 20% of the total body's energy (I researched it.), the amount of energy required to keep your infinitely knowing brain working would be impossible to obtain. Your brain would use up all of the energy in your body, causing your body functions to shut down, and your heart to stop.

I wish for a paper-mache hat.

granted
its a hat that someone drew on paper mache
i wish for a dog

Granted: she has a bigger penis than you

I wish I could punch Rush Limbaugh in the face

Granted, but all the Republican Party members punch you in the face

I wish Xero stopped hating on broneys

He started hating you instead.

I wish I had the 1000th post on this thread.

Granted. A moderator deleted your post.
I wish for some money.

Granted you get 10,000 pennies dropped on your head

I wish to meet Vayne from LoL

Granted, but LoL got deleted from every computer in the world at the day you're about to meet Vayne.

I wish I can download stuff super fast.

Granted. But your computer is slow as hell, and you can't download stuff.

I wish for the first poster for the 100th page.

Quote from _Ai_

Granted. But your computer is slow as hell, and you can't download stuff.

I wish for the first poster for the 100th page.

granted, but the poster for the 100th page has a shield that protects them from _Ai_'s

I wish I was an anime character :3

Granted, you are the stereotypical fat pervert with glasses and a panty obsession, you die in the finale because the producers were looking for some minor character to kill off to show how powerful the protagonist has become. Speaking of which...

I wish I was an ageless little girl who is president of both the US and Japan with an enchanted sedan.