(You think your slick, eh) while you were flying you bot distracted by a car accident below you, and you crashed into a building.

i wish to live forever at this age

granted. No one finds you interesting.
I wish the next wish to be invalid

Granted, but the wish can't be made if it is invalid, therefore the wish did nothing.

I wish nyan cat would stop being annoying.

Granted, You brains blow out because you start to miss that annoying sound that drove your life forward

I wish Xero was not a complete Asian.

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Granted, You brains blow out because you start to miss that annoying sound that drove your life forward

I wish Xero was not a complete Asian.

granted, stickpage dies

I wish that i had a sandwich

granted, you get a sand burger.

I wish to never have to eat again but still live.

Granted, you're in life support hooked up to at least 10 different machines, completely miserable.

I wish for pie, both the pastry and the RHG.

Granted, but the pie is filled with vomit.

I wish the Titanic never crashed into the iceberg.

Granted, but it got lost at sea instead.

I wish it would snow in California.

Granted, It snowed on California for so long California became an Ice Age.

I wish for a dragon egg.

Granted, except it grew and then ate you.

I wish I could have a cat.

Granted, the cat was actually a tiger and it ate YOU.(btw look at rule number 2 nickboy!)

I wish for a dinosaur that obeyed me in every way

Granted, but you don't have any dinosaur

I wish I can build my own iron man's armor

Granted. Soon after Tony Stark initiated the clean slate protocall and the suit erupted in a million pieces with you inside. Luckily you survive but have become horribly disfigured, so much so even Two Face says "Damn!" when you walk by. Mothers hide their children from you, asians run in terror, grown men scream like little girls, even your own family can no longer look in your direction let alone love you. Shortly after your horrific iron man suit explosion incident it was discovered the shrapnel from the power core imbued you with eternal life. Maybe one day your horrendous disfiguration will heal... Maybe.

I wish for bees... Have at it Internet.