Granted, you receive bees. But not ordinary bees, oh no,
you receive bees that narrate every waking moment of your life in the voice of MORGAN FREEMAN.

You lose your bowels everytime the bees speak with its majestic voice.
This makes your life very troublesome and eventually you lose your job, family and partner because of your unbearable stench.

But on the bright side, you'll never become constitpated again.

I wish for a juice box, filled with apple juice.

Granted, the juice is full of an apple's blood/juice after drinking it, you became an apple and someone ate you.

I wish I can control Darth Vader.

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Granted, you receive bees. But not ordinary bees, oh no,
you receive bees that narrate every waking moment of your life in the voice of MORGAN FREEMAN.

You lose your bowels everytime the bees speak with its majestic voice.
This makes your life very troublesome and eventually you lose your job, family and partner because of your unbearable stench.

But on the bright side, you'll never become constitpated again.

I wish for a juice box, filled with apple juice.

Well played sir, touché. But what you don't know is I don't have a job or partner so ah ha! I see this more as a better wish than mine because Morgan Freeman is god and having god voiced bees narrate my life would be amazing. Thank you.

Granted, Darth Vader followed your every move, but you abused his power, and you were both killed.

I wish I could kill people just by snapping my fingers.

Granted, you kill everyone on earth and go mad from loneliness and end up committing suicide

I wish I was a woman.

@NecroTik
You are very welcome. lol

Granted, your name is changed to Poxie and you become a 85 year old gogo dancer.

You're really popular with the boys in the nursing homes.

I wish for a straw.

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Granted, you kill everyone on earth and go mad from loneliness and end up committing suicide

I wish I was a woman.

Granted, But you become to hot so every man rapes you,you spend 30 years in a rehabilitation Center, and you come out with old leather-like saggy skin.

I wish i was a pie

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granted, a fly lands on you, making the creator of you disgusted and throwing you away, leaving you to die ;D

I wish I can control darkness.

granted, now you can see on dark

i wish i am liquid

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granted, now you can see on dark

i wish i am liquid

Granted, you evaporated due to intense heat
I wish me and my girl are official (boyfriend and girlfriend)
(Don't corrupt my wish offensively, just a non-offensive one xD)

damm this is a good one C: i really want to corrupt it

skip over me

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damm this is a good one C: i really want to corrupt it
skip over me

Why don't you?

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Granted, you evaporated due to intense heat
I wish me and my girl are official (boyfriend and girlfriend)
(Don't corrupt my wish offensively, just a non-offensive one xD)

Granted, You two are official, but one of you live in a different country...

I wish I had a penis on my head

Granted, Your dick-head has herpes

I wish I had a monkey tail

Granted, however your tail is too weak to actually do anything
and because of it you are diagnosed with severe scoliosis.

.3.

I wish for a better pillow.

Granted, the pillow was more better than you that your parents made it their son.

I wish I have telekenisis.