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May 12, 2013 4:07 PM #972158

your wish is my command, but you are now one of the blacks sticks that they always beat up :3

i wish i was good at sport

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May 12, 2013 5:23 PM #972211

Granted, you are amazing at sports but you still come in last place compared to all of the black athletes. Soon enough you start using steroids and many other drugs of shady backgrounds. After your last injection you are winning all of the sports and become the biggest athlete in the world but what's this? All of a sudden your body is shutting down, immediately you are rushed to the hospital, due to how much your genitalia have shrunk from steroid abuse your body was backed up with urine and your kidneys exploded. For a while your fans had sympathy but after it was released that you were on heavy doses of various drugs you lost support from everyone. Now you spend the rest of your days hooked up to a dialysis machine, an abundance of skin left over from your muscles which have now given out and shriveled to nothing, and a shit ton of bees are thrown at you hourly by the hospital staff... Where did it all go wrong?

I wish for infinite wishes but they are all bee related.

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May 12, 2013 9:05 PM #972316

your wish is not granted (you cannot wish for infinite wishes, rules)

I wish for infinite knowledge about something. For example: I point at something and I will know everything about it.

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May 12, 2013 9:48 PM #972332

Quote from Rochedan
your wish is not granted (you cannot wish for infinite wishes, rules)

I wish for infinite knowledge about something. For example: I point at something and I will know everything about it.

Granted. Your brain is unable to take in the amount of knowledge you gain and you are reduced to a feces-eating drool monkey.

I wish my art would sell.

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May 12, 2013 10:03 PM #972343

granted, it sold for free.

I wish i can turn into a dinosaur

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May 12, 2013 10:05 PM #972344

Quote from Koon
granted, it sold for free.

I wish i can turn into a dinosaur

Granted, but you will die next time a volcano erupts or a comet flies too close to earth.

I wish I could break dance :P

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May 12, 2013 10:09 PM #972347

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Granted, but you will die next time a volcano erupts or a comet flies too close to earth.

I wish I could break dance :P

Granted. You ended up breaking all your bones.

I wish I could stand on the sun.

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May 12, 2013 10:36 PM #972354

Quote from nickboy135
Granted. You ended up breaking all your bones.

I wish I could stand on the sun.

Granted But you never could reach it So you stayed on earth
I wish I Had a pillow

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May 12, 2013 10:36 PM #972355

Granted, your pillow has infected you with AIDs :D

I wish I owned facebook

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May 12, 2013 10:36 PM #972356

Quote from Rochedan
your wish is not granted (you cannot wish for infinite wishes, rules)

I wish for infinite knowledge about something. For example: I point at something and I will know everything about it.

Oh nonononono Roch I meant in real life, should have specified. So who's gonna grant my wish?

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May 13, 2013 1:04 AM #972429

Quote from Sonicmanqaz
Granted, your pillow has infected you with AIDs :D

I wish I owned facebook

Granted, but the website ruins your social life.

I wish I could appear in every movie ever made.

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May 13, 2013 1:25 AM #972440

Granted, however you always get terrible roles.
I wish you're dead and you'll never revive.

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May 13, 2013 2:14 AM #972464

Quote from Avalon
Granted, however you always get terrible roles.
I wish you're dead and you'll never revive.

Granted, but you couldn't live with yourself after making that wish, and commit suicide.

I wish I could make food fly into my mouth.

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May 13, 2013 2:55 AM #972487

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Granted, but you couldn't live with yourself after making that wish, and commit suicide.

I wish I could make food fly into my mouth.

Granted, you die of food poisoning
I wish I was God

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May 13, 2013 3:27 AM #972511

Quote from Hydra
Granted, you die of food poisoning
I wish I was God

Granted, but science disproves your existence

I wish I was Fat