your wish is my command, but you are now one of the blacks sticks that they always beat up :3

i wish i was good at sport

Granted, you are amazing at sports but you still come in last place compared to all of the black athletes. Soon enough you start using steroids and many other drugs of shady backgrounds. After your last injection you are winning all of the sports and become the biggest athlete in the world but what's this? All of a sudden your body is shutting down, immediately you are rushed to the hospital, due to how much your genitalia have shrunk from steroid abuse your body was backed up with urine and your kidneys exploded. For a while your fans had sympathy but after it was released that you were on heavy doses of various drugs you lost support from everyone. Now you spend the rest of your days hooked up to a dialysis machine, an abundance of skin left over from your muscles which have now given out and shriveled to nothing, and a shit ton of bees are thrown at you hourly by the hospital staff... Where did it all go wrong?

I wish for infinite wishes but they are all bee related.

your wish is not granted (you cannot wish for infinite wishes, rules)

I wish for infinite knowledge about something. For example: I point at something and I will know everything about it.

Quote from Rochedan

your wish is not granted (you cannot wish for infinite wishes, rules)

I wish for infinite knowledge about something. For example: I point at something and I will know everything about it.

Granted. Your brain is unable to take in the amount of knowledge you gain and you are reduced to a feces-eating drool monkey.

I wish my art would sell.

granted, it sold for free.

I wish i can turn into a dinosaur

Quote from Koon

granted, it sold for free.

I wish i can turn into a dinosaur

Granted, but you will die next time a volcano erupts or a comet flies too close to earth.

I wish I could break dance :P

Quote from Chamel

Granted, but you will die next time a volcano erupts or a comet flies too close to earth.

I wish I could break dance :P

Granted. You ended up breaking all your bones.

I wish I could stand on the sun.

Quote from nickboy135

Granted. You ended up breaking all your bones.

I wish I could stand on the sun.

Granted But you never could reach it So you stayed on earth
I wish I Had a pillow

Granted, your pillow has infected you with AIDs :D

I wish I owned facebook

Quote from Sonicmanqaz

Granted, your pillow has infected you with AIDs :D

I wish I owned facebook

Granted, but the website ruins your social life.

I wish I could appear in every movie ever made.

Granted, however you always get terrible roles.
I wish you're dead and you'll never revive.

Quote from Avalon

Granted, however you always get terrible roles.
I wish you're dead and you'll never revive.

Granted, but you couldn't live with yourself after making that wish, and commit suicide.

I wish I could make food fly into my mouth.

Quote from nickboy135

Granted, but you couldn't live with yourself after making that wish, and commit suicide.

I wish I could make food fly into my mouth.

Granted, you die of food poisoning
I wish I was God

Quote from Hydra

Granted, you die of food poisoning
I wish I was God

Granted, but science disproves your existence

I wish I was Fat