Granted, You would have lived in the future's present past but instead, each part of you was distributed to the future, present and past.

I wish I could foretell the future.

Granted, but you can only foretell an animal's future.

I wish for a suit of armor.

Granted but it is made of air

I wish to spawn french fries at will

granted, but they are actually fried french people :I

i wish nyan cat was president of the world

(ooooo the 69th page. wonderful.)
Granted, he was president of The Unknown World you may never find.

I wish for an unharmful panda.

Quote from Koon

(ooooo the 69th page. wonderful.)
Granted, he was president of The Unknown World you may never find.

I wish for an unharmful panda.

Granted, it ran away from you
I wish I have the power of the 7 Kings (from K anime, look it up) and the most powerful king ever (Includes Sword of Damocles above xD)

Quote from Mirandez

Granted, it ran away from you
I wish I have the power of the 7 Kings (from K anime, look it up) and the most powerful king ever (Includes Sword of Damocles above xD)

Granted, you have the power of the 7 kings and the most powerful king ever. Unfortunately only for 1 second.

I wish for a flower that can spawn ultimate hell creatures to kill everything that moves excluding me.

Quote from Rochedan

Granted, you have the power of the 7 kings and the most powerful king ever. Unfortunately only for 1 second.

I wish for a flower that can spawn ultimate hell creatures to kill everything that moves excluding me.

Granted, but you were the only human in earth and died of depression.

I wish I was a vulture.

Granted, You end up in a universe completely uninhabited. Your standing all alone and that flower has long wilted away and all hell creatures has fled the scene. You end up going completely mad due to absolutely no social interaction, you commit suicide soon after.

I wish for something to amaze me. (Because I'm extremely bored right now)


BASTARD YOU NINJA'D ME!

Granted, you end up flying around a desert for hours and you didn't find a single piece of meat to scavenge. You die of starvation.

I wish for something to amaze me. (Because I'm extremely bored right now)

Granted, someone blasted a ray of boredness to you multiple times and you died of boredness.

I wish I have a life sized Darth Vader made out of lego in my room.

Granted, At Night he becomes real and kill you.

I wish i'm a genius

Quote from Zylon4

Granted, At Night he becomes real and kill you.

I wish i'm a genius

Granted, but you are arrested for performing illegal genetic experiments.

I wish I had kept better track of this thread.

Granted, but the thread soon gets horribly unorganized.

I wish for a fish.

Granted, but its the rare Land Angler Fish and it eats you alive.

I wish to be able to command an undead army.