granted, but Anubis comes, kills you, and rips apart your soul for using his undead soldiers.

i wish i could use toilet paper as money at the store

Granted, and it was used in your bank account

I wish for innocuous dot

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be smart to answer :3

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I wish for innocuous dot

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be smart to answer :3

You got it.

Wish granted, you found an interesting dot somewhere near the corner of street and kept that like a cute pet. The dot became bigger and bigger, until couple years later, you forgot to feed the dot. Then with its hunger, it ate you and everything near your village. Finally, the dot died because of its satiety to eat almost everything. Sad ending indeed. lol, sorry for my retarded respond.

I wish this world had a background music, so that I didn't need listening to iPod or radio anymore.

granted, the music was so loud you became deaf

I wish for Earth Peace.

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granted, the music was so loud you became deaf

I wish for Earth Peace.

Granted, Water wages war with the sky now.

I wish for anomynous things.

Granted, but they soon become visible and you see things you don't want to see.

I wish I had a magical pencil.

Granted, you have a magical pencil, its magic ability is to write invincible things.

I wish a 3D printer to print women.

Granted, but when you print them you can only see their polygons.

I wish I could use chopsticks.

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Granted, but when you print them you can only see their polygons.

I wish I could use chopsticks.

Granted, you have trouble using them, you raged, and broke it
I wish I know what program the animators in animes use and how well they animate/use it, and how they make those wonderful effects
-corrupt it well-thought-ly-

Granted, but the programs and such were all written on rocks that were thrown at you and caused you massive brain damage. But hey at least you now know how they make the effects and such.

I wish to be king of the world. (what I imagine will happen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4chL9cQji_o)

Granted, you became the king of the world but you teleported to the Titanic and got chained and drowned.

I wish I can teleport at will.

Granted, you teleport into a blank dimension filled with 1D fans where you can not teleport out. With a gun. You shoot yourself almost immediately.

I was I could do something.

Granted, it lasted five seconds before he disappeared yet again without a trace.

I wish I had more ammunition for my gun.

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Granted, it lasted five seconds before he disappeared yet again without a trace.

I wish I had more ammunition for my gun.

Granted but Hewitt came in your front after he dissapeared and get your gun,after inserting he fired you :3
I wish for an Pizza w/ bacon