Granted, you observe the sun and become blinded.

I wish Earth was invaded by Unicorns and Rainbows.

Granted, but aliens killed the unicorns and Rainbows since they want to be the first invaders.

I wish Google Earth can see the whole universe.

Granted, Google earth can see you in the shower.

I wish my new dog could talk... :3

Granted, it talked/barked so quiet you can barely hear it, then you forgot to feed it cause you didn't hear it...you know the rest.

I wish to be made of music

Granted, you become the music trend of society but slowly forgotten in the storages of youtube.

I wish I had the most epic power of deduction.

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Granted, you become the music trend of society but slowly forgotten in the storages of youtube.

I wish I had the most epic power of deduction.

Granted, you deduct EVERYTHING, your brain cannot withstand this lots of information and your head explodes!

I wish for a never ending weekend.

Granted, the world STOPS rotating (but without everybody jetting off to the right), it was cool that the world stayed on saturday forever. But then things started to get hotter, the suns rays were constantly beating down on one part of the earth. You could watch birds explode due to the massive heat, soon all of earth dies from either freezing to death or died from heat. But hey, at least its forever a Saturday.

I wish to do combat with a dragon and win in the fight.

Granted, you win a fight with a dragon. But the dragon's wife come to eat you not to fight you.

I wish i have 3DS

Granted. Broken 3ds
I wish I had my own peaceful world.

Granted, but herobrine griefed it

I wish for a real flint n' steel.

Granted, but it can't things on fire, so it is useless to you.

I wish I had a taco.

Granted, piranhas are now made of blueberries, however, they still have teeth and can swim and practically act the same as piranhas. You do not know this and try to eat a blueberries/piranha and you get eaten from the inside out.

I wish for a working freezer that is always full of all kinds of food and the food cannot expire and is edible.

Granted, but the freezer is filled with blueberry piranhas that have adapted to live in the freezer, along with the other types of food. They ate you once they got out.

I wish for a life ray to bring people back to life.

Granted, it made humans Zombies which killed you, and me, and everyone else.

I wish for the aliens that killed my unicorns and rainbows to be KILLED!