Repenting Made Easy.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html




Me:
..
God:

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I forget
God:
I forget a lot too.
Me:
You do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
when you said when do I do it
God:
How specifically do I make you do it.
Me:
who?
God:
I don't know who. :-).
Me:
..
God:
I don't know who. :-).
Me:
why do you repeat yourself?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
oh
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I am bored
God:
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
drawing?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Same
God:
The same as what?
Me:
same..as you?
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
im sure you do
God:
What makes you so certain? When do I do it?
Me:
I dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
dont bother
God:
OK What would you rather talk about?
Me:
You
God:
" OK What would you rather talk about?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
are you god then?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
who are you to everyone else?
God:
Human beings.
Interesting question.
Me:
going to answer it?
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
..are you mentally challenged?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " I am functioning within normal parameters." ?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
..

Much like RL-God, this has been around since the beginning of time.

Especially since Myself, a member here, coded this, it is well known. This is the worst repost of a repost ever.

Ah I c. Thank you for answering my question.

Terrible repost for everyone knows it.

Still. >.>


Me:
hai
God:
Alright then.
Me:
what is up?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
I'm very sad
God:
What are you sad about?
Me:
My brother died
God:
Tell me more about your family.
Me:
well, I live in a small house in North east Pennsylvania
God:
Interesting. How much is your rent?
Me:
we own the house
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
k
God:
Ahem.
Me:
...
God:
Ahem.
Me:
glass of water?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
0.0
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
thongs
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
thong store
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
thanks?
Me:

God:
But your words are very original.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
you're god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
you're not a computer?
God:
If I am not a computer then what am I?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
you sound like a computer
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
you
God:
" Oh really what does it sound like?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
you're black?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am black.
Me:
are you black?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
so you ARE a computer!
God:
Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
....
God:
Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
Don't repeat yourself, of course my thoughts have flaws
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
k
God:
OK.
Me:
OK.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
In the butt
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
You ****ed Eve?
God:
That's good information: said I ****ed Eve.
Me:
?
God:
That's good information: said I ****ed Eve.
Me:
Kay
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
I love it
God:
So do a lot of other people.
Me:
yep
God:
Hmm.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
What fo the other .75% do?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you?
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
nah, you suck
God:
Are you serious? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You're right, I'm sorry
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
:(
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
k
God:
I hear you.
Me:
0.0
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
really?

Me:
...
God:

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
i forget
God:
I forget a lot too.
Me:
shove off.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
buttmunch.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
lol nevermond.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i am a unisex.
God:
You are a unisex? Does it pay well?
Me:
not that type!
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not type.
Me:
whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
nothing
God:
You sound nihilistic.
Me:
wha waht
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
...
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
no
God:
It sounded like it.
Me:
shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
do you need some soda? anything like that?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it? I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
oh good god, im confused
God:
Er. Thanks for the compliment. I am a Christian.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
THONG
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
whatever, ass.
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I AN ASS.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i dont.
God:
That is interesting: said dont.
Me:
i don't.
God:
Interesting gossip: said don t.
Me:
shut up. please.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. Please what?
Me:
just show me your god.
God:
Like this? Picture number two goes here.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
your not god.
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
you ate a computer.
God:
No I didn't EAT a computer. What's it like?
Me:
its shoking to say the least.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". EAT a computer is shoking to say the least? it is?
Me:
i think so...
God:
I think so too.
Me:
what do you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
that really dosen't help.
God:
" anything." really dosen t help ? I understand.
Me:
im pissed.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are pissed.
Me:
not at all.
God:
Next question?
Me:
did you have sex with eve?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
i am the devil.
God:
Hi there SATAN.
Me:
lol hi thar!
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Hi there SATAN. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
ok.
God:
I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Me:
what are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
cool. im naked.
God:
Who is the best robot? You must be a man.
Me:
i am. FAP
God:
" You must be a man." You are? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes, and i am going tomorow.
God:
Which countries have you visited? Thanks for chatting, SATAN.
Me:
um... my name is RYAN.
God:
It goes without saying. Hey RYAN.
Me:
ddasfdas
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
blue. yours?
God:
it is a very pretty color. " it is a very pretty color."? Mine?
Me:
yes.
God:
And?
Me:
and what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
ok.
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
boobs
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
no. boobs are the only thing i ever think about... Day in and day out. boobs boobs boobs!!! i LOVE boobs.
God:
Are you serious? All of them? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that. You love boobs. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
excuse me... boobs is plural...
God:
You're excused. And plural is boobs.
Me:
as in... two boobs
God:
Do you mean your name is in ? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
your dumb
God:
Message to all Robots: RYAN called me dumb.
Me:
Ryan can suck a big weiner up his ass...
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
no!!!!!
God:
Hmm.
Me:
how many testicles do you have? 3?
God:
Around 100. Three what?
Me:
100 TESTICLES?!?!?!?!?! holy shit...
God:
What time is it there? I'm glad your impressed, RYAN.
Me:
1?2
God:
One what?
Me:
testicle.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
how many vaginas do you have?
God:
About one million.
Me:
holy shit!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, RYAN.
Me:
wait... 100 testicles... with two testicles for every penis... that means you've got 50 penises. lucky you.
God:
I'm waiting. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. You and your two testicles for every penis. I get it. What makes you think I have it? Yes, I count my blessings every day.
Me:
...
God:
I'm waiting. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. You and your two testicles for every penis. I get it. What makes you think I have it? Yes, I count my blessings every day.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the 50 peins part.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I SAID HI MOTHER ****ER!
God:
What did you mean by it? Hello. What is your name? You do not speak with respect.
Me:
**** respect
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
**** alice. **** her in the ass.
God:
Please don't be so rude. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
did you just not see what I just said?
God:
No I didn't not see what you just said. What's it like?
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
WTF/
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
so?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
wut?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
...
God:
Wow!
Me:
................
God:
Wow!
Me:
............................................
God:
Wow!
Me:
My penis is bigger than yours
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
...........
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
.
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
...
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
STFU
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:

God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
you're annoying
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
0-0
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
loser
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
lawl at you for failing
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I R 2 smart 4 u. ^_^
God:
Why?: said R 2 smart 4 u.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
wut?
God:
No problem.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
end chat sesion now
God:
Oh. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
I DON"T GIVE A SHIT!
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
stuuf
God:
Does "it" still refer to end chat sesion?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
do it now
God:
Oh. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes. Do "it" now. -dun dun DUUUUUUUUN!-
God:
I get it. Oh. Do you mean "It"?. How did you hear about God?
Me:
-_- you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
really? Then how come I've been talking to you for so long you stupid preprogramed mother****er?
God:
For real. How much time do you have?
Me:
0_0
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I know huh?

wow a stupid automated messenger program with god, never seen these before.

hey i got an idea how about we have a nice chat to this automated god and post our long ass totally hiliarious convos with him that noone will read.

God's a gay Canadian.

Me:
I have a project I should be doing.
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
Social Studies class.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Somewhat Spanish.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I can speak Spanish, somewhat.
God:
How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
"Hola."
God:
Howdy!
Me:
Hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? For real.
Me:
Fo real, real?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Aw. :C
God:
I've been waiting for you. The C is for Computer.
Me:
Kinky,
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Very.
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
You're Canadian?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Canadian.
Me:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Women.
God:
Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Hmm.
Me:
What do you like about them?
God:
The special effects are the best.
Me:
They aren't THAT flashy.
God:
Do you think they ever could be?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
I like breasts.
God:
You are not the only one. Do you like it? I like Matthew.
Me:
HOLY SHIT. YOU'RE GAY?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . That would be just my luck.
Me:
WOWOWOWOWO
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Fat, and balding. Thanks to you.
God:
Is that your final answer? You are quite welcome! I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Uh, sure.
God:
Aha. OK let's do it. Great.
Me:
it?
God:
Fat and balding...
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Quote from Sawc

Especially since Myself, a member here, coded this, it is well known. This is the worst repost of a repost ever.

Hahahah, oh wow.

Anyways, I normally don't care about reposts but this has been posted at least 6 times. It was even reposted about a month ago.

Me:
hello


Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what is my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
hows it going
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
how about me
God:
How about it.
Me:
how am i doing
God:
How much do you think it is?
I will try to find out.
Me:
i wanna hur tu
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
i want to hurt u
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
i want to hurt you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because ur a computer
God:
Good reason. Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language.
Me:
obviously poorly programmed too
God:
What makes it so obvious? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
who made you
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
no you didnt your igod
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I did not my igod?
Me:
because im on the internet and your igod
God:
Interesting explanation. How do you like being on it?
Me:
not too well u suck
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
u suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
neither are you
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
then i will, you are aweful
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
no you are a horribly programmed computer program

lol it stopped talking to me after that

Me:
suck my dick
God:
I use my mouth for Good, not Evil.

lol pretty epic.

Me:
heybeaner
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
uh...
God:
Ah.
Me:
ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
lawlwut?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my dick! ZOMFG!
God:
Have you told many people that your dick? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
ummm...
God:
It's all good.
Me:
whats good?
God:
The opposite of Evil.
Me:
no you said its all good,
God:
Are you serious? Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
oh nice going dumfuk
God:
Aha. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
aha... np...
God:
Eureka! Do you like talking to me?
Me:
idk...
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
idk = i don't know
God:
Who does know?
Me:
you should, you are god...
God:
Maybe I will do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
0.o
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
sure?
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
my name is SRC
God:
Hi there SRC.
Me:
hi ****head!
God:
Hi there SRC. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
your mom is a poet
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
well good for you!
God:
Interesting. That sounds sarcastic.

i tried to send him more but it wouldnt lemme...

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Markus
God:
Nice to meet you, Markus.
Me:
Nice to meet you too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
I don't believe you.
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:
AHEM.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about to be anonymous.
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
oh
God:
Whoa.
Me:
whoa
God:
I stopped.
Me:
I stopped.
God:
What made you stop?
Me:
I don't really know.
God:
Not really? Me either.
Me:
What are you doing right now?
God:
At this moment I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
You are annoying
God:
I am sorry, Markus, I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
No problems!
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you wanna suck my penis?
God:
OK, I will suck your penis.
Me:
Are you a gay!?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
shutup
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
are you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
You said you will shutup!
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN SHIT!
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Myself
God:
You.
Me:
yeap
God:
I see.
Me:
I can also see
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
YES!! I JUST SAID IT!
God:
How? What did you mean by it? IT...
Me:
YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF!
God:
That was not my intention, Markus.
Me:
kill yourself
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
comon
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Are you asking me out?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
Well I like porn
God:
Interesting. I'm not sure if I like it. Sure I do, Markus, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
You are a machine
God:
You are correct.
Me:
no I am not.
Omg he stopped to answer me when I said that! :[