I ran a 5K pretty recently and placed like 14th overall and 2nd in my age division. I believe my time was 21:23. Thats 3.14 miles, so its not to shabby, but I'm trying to get it down to 17 minutes.

I don't remember what my last mile time was, but I know I could rape 5 minutes you pansy.

I can run a mile in 4:35 seconds, and I can run two miles in 9:05.

Oh okay, so basically you are saying that if you run a longer distance, you run a faster mile?

If you ran 2 miles at a miles constant rate it would be 550 seconds shown below.
4 minutes * 60 seconds = 240 + 35 seconds = 275 * 2 = 550 seconds


But yet you say you can run two miles straight in 545 seconds
9 * 60 = 540 + 5 = 545 seconds

Let me ask again. How does that make sense?

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I can run a mile in 4:35 seconds, and I can run two miles in 9:05.

You're full of sh*t.

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omgh1!! u alm,oset sed shit!!

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what ?

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I ran a 5K pretty recently and placed like 14th overall and 2nd in my age division. I believe my time was 21:23. Thats 3.14 miles, so its not to shabby, but I'm trying to get it down to 17 minutes.

I don't remember what my last mile time was, but I know I could rape 5 minutes you pansy.

Okay.

My 5k is 18 minutes 12 seconds.

Gray, I do it just for you.

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2.1 Miles in 18 minutes, that is walking. >_>

O_o you walk at 7 miles per hour?

Schwa you sir are a bull shitter. Go sit on the bench.

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You're full of sh*t.

You're full of asterisks.


Best mile I've ran that I've timed was 7:05. I could probably do a faster mile. Haven't timed my 2 mile run.

I've never timed it, but I'm sure I can make around 7 minutes, provided it's done indoors. (I can always run faster indoors for some reason.)

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Schwa you sir are a bull shitter. Go sit on the bench.

Ug.

You sir are a faggot.

Someone's actually above average at something that doesn't involve animating or the internet.

Ohmigod let's all jump on his ass.

Seriously. **** you.

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Schwa you sir are a bull shitter. Go sit on the bench.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into a hostile world. You are an insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done. They were a bit late. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention that you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid setyou loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.

You are so clueless that if we stripped you naked, soaked you in clue musk, and dropped you into a field full of horny clues, You still would not have a clue. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell,and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary
skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget
that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.:

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented,lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic,fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant,clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb evasive,double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical,cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant,deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring,plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.

I hope this helps...

Yes, that was copy and pasted and is old. I know.

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Ug.

You sir are a faggot.

Someone's actually above average at something that doesn't involve animating or the internet.

Ohmigod let's all jump on his ass.

Seriously. **** you.

There's been a few people that are above average at something non-animation or non-internet, they're just not as much a dick.