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Jun 19, 2013 10:41 PM #1012821
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Lol dats funny.


You should fix your spoiler.

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Jun 20, 2013 12:44 AM #1012877
I tried to do something funny on Omegle, but unfortunately I actually ended up having a pretty serious conversation with this "girl". Talked about one hour. But then I started guessing her bra size (30C), and shit went downhill from there. I did learn a new english expression; "to jog on", I think it means to "do whatever the fuck you are doing I don't care".
Anyway sorry for the stupid story, maybe when I'm bored I will actually harass some strangers and post it here.
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Jun 20, 2013 5:49 AM #1013051
You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!

Stranger: Hi Stranger!

You: hi peanut

Stranger: Ooh! Can I be a cupcake?!

You: no!! You are and always will be a fucking peanut! Now grow up!

Stranger: NO I DON'T WANNA

You: too bad, my wrist of hunger is coming for your esophagus and will stuff it down your you fucking fucked up jugular while your parents watch in sheer horror

Stranger: Oh. That's sexy.

You: yeah and my ankle of shittiness is onto your mermaid turtle scheme where you rape turtles while a turtle riding Eskimo rides on your back as cheese falls from the sky

Stranger: yay! Free cheese!

You: yeah, and free rape time as well, the turtles will want revenge and will take it out on your parents and refrigerator

You: I'm sorry, your error filled face is not a part of my gerble muffin cake. GTFO
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Jun 20, 2013 6:21 AM #1013060
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Funniest thing I've read in a while.
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Jun 20, 2013 5:01 PM #1013688
pretending i'm A horny teenage girl (Click to Show)
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Jun 21, 2013 12:43 AM #1013968
dafuq is kik (Click to Show)
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Jun 21, 2013 4:47 AM #1014105
Stranger: Tell me if you're reading and thanks if you do :) (Fantasy RP) (Adrianna/F/18/USA/dirty blonde hair/grey/blue eyes/34C/5'5") I'm a werewolf in the Crimson Sun pack. You are my mate but you reject me because I'm the smallest she-wolf in the pack. I run away and live as a rougue for a few years before coming back. (If interested leave asl (preferably male) and a small discription of yourself and/or your wolf and your name. This is romantic/sweet then can turn sexual.)


I walk onto the pack territory, keeping my head down and walking fast to get through without being noticed.

You: I fucking kill you and munch on your head.

Stranger: I actually like you.

You: Lol

Stranger: Thankyou for not insulting me. I've heard them all but ya know...it still kinda hurts

Stranger has disconnected.
lol
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Jun 21, 2013 12:37 PM #1014350
God dammit pox. xD
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Jun 21, 2013 4:35 PM #1014592
silly (Click to Show)
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Jun 21, 2013 4:58 PM #1014647
Meh (Click to Show)


lol (Click to Show)


crap (Click to Show)


boring conversation, though i laughed lol (Click to Show)


boring conversation, not really funny lol (Click to Show)


FREAKING LAUGHED XD (Click to Show)
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Jun 23, 2013 4:16 PM #1017162
i've been using omegle for 3 days now and 90% of the people im meeting turned out to be arabic!dafuq???
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Jun 23, 2013 6:01 PM #1017205
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30,947 strangers online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site
Stranger: Hi. M
You: f 20
Stranger: 20
You: cool
You: u horny
Stranger: Where you from babe?
Stranger: Yeah
You: ohio
Stranger: You? ;)
You: yeah
Stranger: Cool I'm from uk
Stranger: You got Skype or kik?
You: lets chat now here, kik or skype late ;)
Stranger: Ok then...
Stranger: Describe yourself to me
You: hey if you're into threesomes I can hook you with some me and some 13 year olds
Stranger: What
You: what, you don't want to fuck?
Stranger: I would love to fuck
Stranger: If I was with you now I'd put my hand between your warm thighs
Stranger: Rub s
You: so, how about my offer? They give great blow jobs, and I'll let you eat me oout
You: mmmm
Stranger: Right how we gna do this then
You: I'll also let you suck my dick
Stranger has disconnected.
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Jun 23, 2013 6:20 PM #1017216
You: :)

You: hi

Stranger: f or m

You: f

You: u?

Stranger: age?

Stranger: m

You: 21

You: yu?

Stranger: 19

You: horny?

Stranger: yes very

You: :O

Stranger: kik?

You: Then stop typing with strangers and get a girlfriend

You: Faggot

Stranger: that's hard im ugly

You: Then panic and get a Glock 18

You: and kill yourself

Stranger: Why would you say something like that

You: Bcuz you believe in everything

You: im not even female.....stranger disconnected
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Jun 24, 2013 12:07 AM #1017417
Oooh pedophile spoiler (Click to Show)
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Jun 24, 2013 2:11 AM #1017517
What a slut. spoiler (Click to Show)
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