The Perfect Crime

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Jun 28, 2013 8:37 AM #1021625
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Gain somebodies trust, go for a dangerous mountain climb. Tell him you want a picture of him while he's standing near the edge "faking" to fall down. Push him.
Act as if you are sad about his death. Mission completed.


What happens if cops blaim you? After all, you were with him and no one else. Plus, the victim is a dumbass to go on the edge and do that. Why would you guys climb up a DANGEROUS mountain anyway?
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Jun 28, 2013 8:55 AM #1021635
Eat healthily and exercise regularly for a few years. Eventually nature will take its course and your victim will die of old age. Then you dance on their grave.
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Jun 28, 2013 9:00 AM #1021642
Use Death note "car accident". Easiest way
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Jun 28, 2013 9:27 AM #1021651
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Use Death note "car accident". Easiest way

What if you don't have the Death Note?

How about dropping your victim in the middle of a dangerous, urban area; effectively getting someone else to kill for you?
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Jun 28, 2013 9:52 AM #1021674
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Eat healthily and exercise regularly for a few years. Eventually nature will take its course and your victim will die of old age. Then you dance on their grave.


PERFECT. JUST, PERFECT.
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Jun 28, 2013 10:21 AM #1021686
Why not just drive very far away, find a homeless man sleepin under some newspapers, and proceed to shank him. Then you can just go all the way back home and no one will care.
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Jun 28, 2013 10:24 AM #1021689
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Why not just drive very far away, find a homeless man sleepin under some newspapers, and proceed to shank him. Then you can just go all the way back home and no one will care.

because there no reason for do that to him, i make you become psycho killer who go for ramdom people and i don't think it enough gas for the trip (gas is not cheap)
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Jun 28, 2013 10:36 AM #1021701
Gud questshun.Ill kill him with a knife.Then throw it in the trash, but while theres still alot of rubbish there.Hide the body in a big bush, or in teh forest.Clothes?There will be no blood.How?Who said i must stab him?Fingerprints?They must find the knife first + with all this rubbish and bacteria, it will probably be messed up.And now dont realise that this forum is full of killers :D
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Jun 28, 2013 10:38 AM #1021702
WHY DONT WE EAT BATH SALTS AND EAT SOMEONES FACE SUCCESSFULLY KILLING HIM

DOWNSIDE: Getting shot by the police.

Either way, mission accomplished
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Jun 28, 2013 11:32 AM #1021719
well What I suggest Is !
First Of all try to get a Illegal Gun with a sienlencer,
Try to get it from a dark ally, try not to show your face to the seller, Buy some new clothes from an old shop which don't regist stuff, get a knife and of course gloves.
Doing it put on new clothes and gloves get a bag to put all this stuff on. Trying to get the Vic In a empty area, Maybe his backyard would do it ! Make sure it's dark out there, Trying to keep a distance between The vic and shot him from a far so I wont get fulled with blood, try to stay cool and not freakout, the distance is a bit far so the bullet wont go so far on his body, get the knife and extract the bullet,make sure you collect the empty bullet.
Take your car and leave quitely till you leave the vic's area then go fast. Then go to some forest, go to a random point on it, dig a hole and hide each evidence away from the other. Make sure it's random that you wont remeber where you hide them, break the gun apart and hide in diffrent position and hide the knive either and the bullet and the empty bullet ! Put the old clothes on the bag and wair the new ones, put the oldes on the bag go to your home. Burn the bag and gloves and now nothing connect you to the crime
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Jun 28, 2013 11:42 AM #1021726
How about we make one of your friends extremely mad at this person that you want dead to the point that said friend kills him himself
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Jun 28, 2013 11:45 AM #1021727
so basicly you make this thread to try to kill some one and hide it
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Jun 28, 2013 11:46 AM #1021729
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so basicly you make this thread to try to kill some one and hide it


Well Idk where I get this idea ! But anyway it's up, just sau your Ideas and that's it ! I know it looks kinda sick but bear with us :3
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Jun 28, 2013 12:24 PM #1021743
I'm guessing it has to be someone who has wronged me in some way. So I would wait a fair while (six months at least) before I killed them so it looks like I don't have enough motive to do something like this. I would also do extensive research, I would follow them and find out if there were any times that they were alone and vulnerable, and any places that were deserted enough to let me jump them.
While this research is being done, I would buy all the supplies I would need (even if I already owned them) and I would use cash. Some of the supplies would be boots, cloths, gloves, sunglasses, a hat, grass seeds, a shovel, and some other odd stuff. I would also find a place to bury the body, it would be a location that would at least be a hours drive away from where I lived, and somewhere people rarely go (cliche bush lands). And I would check there was absolutely nothing wrong with my car that could draw attention.

Now I would jump the target at my planned secluded spot, I would hit him in the head with a bat or strangle him from behind (I would prefer to strangle and not get blood in the car) and dump him in the boot, and thrown away the weapon somewhere close but not to close. I would drive calmly and normally until I had almost reached my dump spot (about 10 minutes walk away) and carry the body the rest of the way. I would dump the body in the pre-dug hole (at least 1m deep) and begin to fill it, sprinkling the grass seeds over the spot and the area to encourage grass to cover the freshly turned earth, and drag any leaves or foliage over the spot as well.
I would trek back to my car where I would change out of my spare cloths, boots, gloves and all that stuff and place it in a bag. I would then start driving back home and would find a river, place rocks inside the bag with all the equipment/cloths and throw it in a river (a fair distance away from dump spot A). I would then go home, have a shower, and then head to a friends place to work on having an alibi on the chance that people did come asking questions.

Alternatively, knock on my targets door, push them inside, and proceed to strangle them (kill them in any way where they won't bleed). I would go back to my car and bring back a bag of supplies which would contain a tarpaulin, duck tape, saws and blending appliances. I would duck tape the tarp to the floor and then cut up and blend the body until it is in small enough pieces to wash down the bath. Clean up, and casually leave.
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Jun 28, 2013 12:51 PM #1021757
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Well Idk where I get this idea ! But anyway it's up, just sau your Ideas and that's it ! I know it looks kinda sick but bear with us :3

You want to kill someone....we are perfect Holmes's boys here so we understood.You are going to jail.Or a prison.