I had a rap battle thread a while ago, and it was pretty successful. It died because there weren't enough dedicated members posting new content, but I've been continuing my poetry nonetheless. I feel like I've improved and, more importantly, have enough content to keep this going. It'd be awesome if you guys could participate to, and have fun writing some rhyming words.If this thing is popular I may organize some tournaments like in the last thread.
Rules Only use your own original work There aren't many rules besides posting rhyming material. It can be any form of poetry. As far as rapping goes try not to get too offended by peoples lyrics, it's all in good fun. I'll start off with a rap battle challenge, and anyone who wants to can post there verses below.
Fuck rap battles, and post some cool ass poetry shit. Write something that speaks to you, and or something you want to convey to other people in a poetic and meaningful way.
Ok, I'll start things off with my first ever recorded rap.
Cobalt's back on the mic and better than ever
Thinking up rhymes quick and clever
I drop you pricks when I pull the lever
And laugh as you fall forever and ever
Smashin you guys like little flys
I'm in my element just like my name implies
Think you can beef with me?
You better flee quickly
Cause you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
You'll be the one turnin green
Feelin sick when I'm eatin your spleen
Call me Hannibal Lector
I drink your blood like nectar
I've come to deliver, but I don't do it for free
I'll take your liver as my finders fee
Still alive and tryin to break free
Squirmin just makes me hungry
I'll keep munchin and ignore your plea
When I'm done I'll wear your skin
Toss your bones in the trash bin
And if the cops find em
I'll be waitin with a rope to bind em
Stuff em in the refrigerator
I'll canabalize em later
If any of you think you can stand up to me
Come on over and we'll see
Cobalt's back on the mic and better than ever
Thinking up rhymes quick and clever
I drop you pricks when I pull the lever
And laugh as you fall forever and ever
Smashin you guys like little flys
I'm in my element just like my name implies
Think you can beef with me?
You better flee quickly
Cause you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
You'll be the one turnin green
Feelin sick when I'm eatin your spleen
Call me Hannibal Lector
I drink your blood like nectar
I've come to deliver, but I don't do it for free
I'll take your liver as my finders fee
Still alive and tryin to break free
Squirmin just makes me hungry
I'll keep munchin and ignore your plea
When I'm done I'll wear your skin
Toss your bones in the trash bin
And if the cops find em
I'll be waitin with a rope to bind em
Stuff em in the refrigerator
I'll canabalize em later
If any of you think you can stand up to me
Come on over and we'll see
Can you share some of that deliciousness with me?
Otherwise, good thread, man. I'll come up with something later. Probably won't record it, though.
Our good friend Molgera/GameRat101 posted this a while ago:
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Old Godzilla was hoppin around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
MatrixNinja2000;1048971']Our good friend Molgera/GameRat101 posted this a while ago:
The dancing cat at the end (my sig) makes the ending better.
best ever (Click to Show)
Old Godzilla was hoppin around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
Please write your own lyrics when posting in the thread.
MatrixNinja2000;1048971']Our good friend Molgera/GameRat101 posted this a while ago:
The dancing cat at the end (my sig) makes the ending better.
best ever (Click to Show)
Old Godzilla was hoppin around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
It's not by him. It's by Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown
Yeah,I've seen that so many times in the rap thread it made me stop coming here.It should be a mandatory rule not a suggestion, people that do that think it's funny and think they'll get way with and then use it again later on on the next few pages. From now on you must write and use your own words that you typed that are original.
Edit: the next post should be some poetic words or some cool rhymes.