Quote from Alifighter

weird.

one day. it was raining. hard as crap.then i heard somethin up stairs. like creeking. i thought it was just the house but i went up there. (like a dumbass) and i heard in my mom + dads room. a thud or a bounce on there bed. so i went in there. and i saw nothing. i was very scared. i wanted to go downstairs but i just couldnt. i went in. and i saw a figure in the corner of my eye. it headed towards the bathroom but it was gone. and the bathroom door was closed. so it couldnt of went in the bathroom. but i went in. and theres like a sky roof thing. so you could here the rain hard. then i looked in the mirror i saw a scary ass skeleton for a split second and the lights went out. and i ran like hell downstairs and tripped. i was ****ed up and i heard steps in the bathroom. and went downstairs (all the way) and turned the t.v on. so i couldnt here the background.then my dad came home. and i demanded him to go in the bathroom. so he went and said "the window is broke" then i heard stuff ever since"

*ahem* .

You watch Bleach aye? (sig) I like Naruto better (the Japanese version). Japanese doesn't have the annoying ass little kid voice that everyone hates.

I got two

one: this sin't really scay but this kid freaked me out
there used to be this kid in our neighbor hood, he had a tree inhis front yard, he was out there ALL the time, and he looked like he was painting on the tree, he never says anything, he was pale with black hair, he was never painting anything, there was nothing in his ahds or on the tree, but he was always there...

two: this ones recent but with hostory to it =D
theres a plantaation thats now a museum kinda place, its from like before cival war times, so there were slaves =\. well story has it that one slave was a serail killer, he killed every woman in the camp and hung them from the trees. now its a LONG dirt road with tons of trees overhead and a river not far away and peope will drive in and climb a tree to hang a noose on the tree as a parctical joke... we went there [at night of course =\] and everyone says they have to pee but me... we stop, they get out, I'm siting in the front seat, its PITCH BLACK can't see my own hand in front of my face, only light is the clock, my cousin sneaks around so the side door and slams his hand against the window and makes it slide down, like he just got killed in a scary movie... they did several other things like this to different people [this was the point of the trip ^_^] like theres half demolished huts the slaves used to sleep in, we said "hey lets get out and walk around" well first person gets out, starts walking around... we drive off... [like 50 feet down the road =D] hes screaming that he saw something, we sped for a mile...

Ah, when I was 6, I watched this horror movie about puppets that came to life and killed people. At the end, the spirit of the puppet possessed one of the good guys who finished off the rest of the good guys.

I had nightmares for the next year.

I've never intentionally watched a horror movie since.

I watched the 13 ghosts <_< leet movie but scared me like a little school girl at a comic convention.

I was downloading porn to put on the computer in my room at midnight, and I had SPP open at the same time as limewire. I heard my mom wake up, so I clicked Firefox on the taskbar to hide what I was doing. First the blue bar around the window changed, then a few frames appeared, but the rest was left-over text from limewire. So here I am, sitting in a chair, waiting for my computer to show Firefox onscreen instead of limewire so my mom doesn't see "Asian slut and blonde with double dildo" on the screen and sees "What would you do in a zombie outbreak instead. Luckily, she wears glasses and couldn't read the page clearly, so I just told her I was downloading music when she asks why I'm up so late (I usually go to bed at 9:00 during school, and this happened at the beginning of summer this year), then she said OK and went back to bed.

Fell of my bike at camp and another person's bike almost cracked my skull open because the other persons bike missed me by a cm.

When I was mauled by a dog (age 2-3), when I put a nail through my hand by tripping on a piece of wood (age 3-4) When I almost went over a water fall <_<.

Ash thats nothing i got caught...... <_< then my parents said it was normal and i was off the hook...liek wtf

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Ash thats nothing i got caught...... <_< then my parents said it was normal and i was off the hook...liek wtf

Pffft. Pics or it never happened.

Normal? THATS BESIDE THE POINT. Hiding it from parents is half the fun! (Well, maybe a quarter)

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Pffft. Pics or it never happened.

Normal? THATS BESIDE THE POINT. Hiding it from parents is half the fun! (Well, maybe a quarter)

I don't wanna be banned for posting porn :D [SIZE="1"](again)[/SIZE]

Quote from Ash

I was downloading porn to put on the computer in my room at midnight, and I had SPP open at the same time as limewire. I heard my mom wake up, so I clicked Firefox on the taskbar to hide what I was doing. First the blue bar around the window changed, then a few frames appeared, but the rest was left-over text from limewire. So here I am, sitting in a chair, waiting for my computer to show Firefox onscreen instead of limewire so my mom doesn't see "Asian slut and blonde with double dildo" on the screen and sees "What would you do in a zombie outbreak instead. Luckily, she wears glasses and couldn't read the page clearly, so I just told her I was downloading music when she asks why I'm up so late (I usually go to bed at 9:00 during school, and this happened at the beginning of summer this year), then she said OK and went back to bed.

Laugh My ****ing Ass off.

Sometimes I do this, and I can't seem to close the page when someone is coming because the computer freezes. So I take the plug off, pretend I want to go, then come back and clear my history.

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Laugh My ****ing Ass off.

Sometimes I do this, and I can't seem to close the page when someone is coming because the computer freezes. So I take the plug off, pretend I want to go, then come back and clear my history.

Wouldn't they ask why the **** is the computer unpluged.

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Wouldn't they ask why the **** is the computer unpluged.

I usually say I want to reduce our electric bills. Or they just don't ask at all...