Since Nish and I have blessed the community with our return, it's only fitting that we bestow the title of MAN upon SPP's deserving members. I have come up with a point system, to give an idea as to where on the manliness scale each member would generally fall, and is to be used primarily as a reference. Each member will be judged individually by Nish and I, and must be approved by us BOTH to be designated a real MAN. Any member approved by us may wear the MANly Leather Jacket (MAN userbar), and will be hated by the rest of the community due to their superiority, but will give 0 fucks because they are MEN. I, personally, would like to make it a bit harder to be approved this time around. Nothing special about being named a MAN if a third of the other members have too.

All applicants should write a short paragraph about themselves and their MANly exploits and answer the following questions (yes/no questions worth one point each unless otherwise stated) for our reference.

Number of fights been in (one point each):
Number of fights won (one point each):
Number of girls slept with (one point each):
Ever owned a motorcycle:
Ever owned a muscle car:
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military:
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job):
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each):
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each):
Do you normally have facial hair:
Do you regularly wear sunglasses:
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket:
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones):

Nish may make any edits to this he thinks may be necessary, just let me know and I'll edit the post. I will also update with newly title MEN.

SPP MEN of 2013
Ashlander
Nish
Zed
Scarecrow
Sacred
Envoy
Arch-Angel
Oblivion EX
Exilement
Naimad

Is this really necessary? Most of us hasn't done some of these things yet (excluding the minor things such as sunglasses and leather jackets), and the majority of the users here are from the age of 12 to 24.

I'm just going to do it for no reason.

Number of fights been in (one point each): 0
Number of fights won (one point each): 0
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 0
Ever owned a motorcycle: Drove one, does that count?
Ever owned a muscle car: No
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: Maybe
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): No
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 4 or 5. Can I also include swords as well?
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 0
Do you normally have facial hair: Yes
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Not regularly
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): No

Number of fights been in (one point each): 3. One being a riot.
Number of fights won (one point each): 3.
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 9
Ever owned a motorcycle: No.
Ever owned a muscle car: Plan to.
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: N/A
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Being freshly 18, I'm currently in the interview process of many of them.
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 3. One being a shotgun.
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 6
Do you normally have facial hair: Yes
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yes
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No
Do you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): Drums. Learning guitar and bass.

I suppose i should be a role model and follow the application process myself, to show how it should be done.

Im Matt, aka Ashlander, 25 years old. I was in the USAF, and spent the last 5 years trying to get in the Army to be a Ranger (held back due to AF discharge). I've had a job painting water towers, am currently going to school for Law Enforcement in hopes of eventually getting on a SWAT team or joining the US Marshall Service. I currently work in security, except during the summer when I work as a laborer for more construction type jobs.

Number of fights been in (one point each): 3
Number of fights won (one point each): 2
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 2
Ever owned a motorcycle: Yes
Ever owned a muscle car: Yes
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: Yes
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Yes, Assembling large 100+ foot tents
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 0
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 2
Do you normally have facial hair: Yes
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yes
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: Yes
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): Guitar

17 Points

Quote from Shadowkirby

Is this really necessary? Most of us hasn't done some of these things yet (excluding the minor things such as sunglasses and leather jackets), and the majority of the users here are from the age of 12 to 24.

Most of that age range (about 16-24) is plenty old enough to do most of the things on that list.

Quote from Sacred

Number of fights been in (one point each): 3. One being a riot.
Number of fights won (one point each): 3.
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 9 Really?
Ever owned a motorcycle: No.
Ever owned a muscle car: Plan to.
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: N/A
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Being freshly 18, I'm currently in the interview process of many of them.
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 3. One being a shotgun.
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 10+
Do you normally have facial hair: Yes
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: Yes
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No
Do you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): Drums. Learning guitar and bass.

I'll give 15 for now. I dont quite buy the 9 girls slept with, and i would like to know more about being threatened by all these boyfriends.

I know it's not really something to just believe, and I'm actually not proud of it. It's fucked I know, but that's the number I've counted up.

2 girls I got close with, one I started having feelings for, the other first started having feelings for me, and I didn't know either one had a boyfriend. They eventually told their boyfriends out of guilt.
1 was "on a break" with her boyfriend, but not actually broken up with.
2 I became close friends with and the boyfriend got uncomfortable.
And 1 I was actually guilty for trying to steal her from her boyfriend.

Quote from Sacred

I know it's not really something to just believe, and I'm actually not proud of it. It's fucked I know, but that's the number I've counted up.

2 girls I got close with, one I started having feelings for, the other first started having feelings for me, and I didn't know either one had a boyfriend. They eventually told their boyfriends out of guilt.
1 was "on a break" with her boyfriend, but not actually broken up with.
2 I became close friends with and the boyfriend got uncomfortable.
And 1 I was actually guilty for trying to steal her from her boyfriend.

I will have to see what Nish thinks. 15 is a respectable number regardless I think.

Write up a brief summary of yourself and your MANly exploits please.

Number of fights been in (one point each): 0
Number of fights won (one point each): 0
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 0
Ever owned a motorcycle: No
Ever owned a muscle car: No
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: No
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): No
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): None
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): None
Do you normally have facial hair: No
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: No
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): No

I'm pretty sure I the MANest MAN in here

Quote from Smile

Number of fights been in (one point each): 0
Number of fights won (one point each): 0
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 0
Ever owned a motorcycle: No
Ever owned a muscle car: No
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: No
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): No
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): None
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): None
Do you normally have facial hair: No
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: No
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): No

I'm pretty sure I the MANest MAN in here

I hate to break it to you sir, but think you have a chronic case of littlebitch. I suggest you punch the next person you see in the grocery store, be it man, woman, or child. A bottle of whiskey and a cigar at the time of the punch may help to increase its effects.

Number of fights been in (one point each): 0 (because I'm MAN enough to be the better MAN and walk away)
Number of fights won (one point each): 0
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 0 (son of a bitch... :C)
Ever owned a motorcycle: No
Ever owned a muscle car: No
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: No
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): Yes (Grinding, Cutting, Bending Aluminium and Assembling these pieces into fishing carts, etc.)
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): 1 (old rifle, not sure of the rounds it uses or model)
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): 1
Do you normally have facial hair: Yes
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: No
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No (I own, but don't wear until it gets colder out)
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): No (have been wanting to learn, haven't found the time)

Will post the paragraph later.

Quote from Ashlander

I hate to break it to you sir, but think you have a chronic case of littlebitch. I suggest you punch the next person you see in the grocery store, be it man, woman, or child. A bottle of whiskey and a cigar at the time of the punch may help to increase its effects.

Number of fights been in (one point each): 0
I don't immediately resort to violence. That kids, is called "being civilized."
Number of girls slept with (one point each): 0
I respect women, and I don't pressure them to have sex with me. And yeah conservative chicks everywhere so this probably would stay that way until I get married.
Ever owned a motorcycle: No
Too young for those.
Ever owned a muscle car: No
Or these.
Have plans, are currently in, or have been in the military: No
Yeah I honestly think I can be give better service for my country than be in the military.
Do you have a physically demanding or dirty job (if yes, list job): No
I'm still a student, and employers usually turn me down because they hire some other, older, person.
Number of guns in YOUR household (one point each): None
I don't have enough money for these, but I swear when I become an adult I will fucking own a rifle.
Number of times threatened by a girls boyfriend (one point each): None
I don't hit on women that are taken. I almost got called out tho, for ogling at their girlfriend. I saw the "don't look at her ass or I'll make a scene" stare tho, but I won't count that.
Do you normally have facial hair: No
I look better without them. Maybe someday later, but not now.
Do you regularly wear sunglasses: No
I don't want to hide my eyes. I love my eyes.
Do you regularly wear a leather jacket: No
A 16 year old wearing this would look more of a pretentious douchebag than a badass.
Can you play either guitar, bass, or drums (one point for each, list which ones): No
I lack talent. There I said it.

Quote from Smile

Number of girls slept with (one point each): 0
I respect women

pffttthaahahahaha

-10 points

Omfg exilement lol that's so cool.

I'll sit down and put you all to shame when I get home. I'm at work and I'm not about to do this on a phone.

here is my entry, the pictures should be all you need



i'd fill out your form but men hate paperwork and using words

Quote from Exilement

pffttthaahahahaha

-10 points

yeah that was not really the main reason.


it was a lie.