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Wait... U were in bed with a girl and didn't get it when she asked u to... Lol
How old were u? :P

You just indirectly insulted him

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You just indirectly insulted him

You think people on here care? Most times they directly insult people.

I was a soon to be 16 year old. Hence the embarrassing fuck-ups thread.

So, I was just sitting casually outside and recognized a friend of mine passing by. I shouted out his name and started waving my hand. I swear this guy looked exactly like my friend. Took me 5 secs to realize he was someone else. He looked at me and didn't care. My smile and hand came down in a slow transition.

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So, I was just sitting casually outside and recognized a friend of mine passing by. I shouted out his name and started waving my hand. I swear this guy looked exactly like my friend. Took me 5 secs to realize he was someone else. He looked at me and didn't care. My smile and hand came down in a slow transition.

Happened to me too when I was a kid, I really forgot how my mother looked like that day.

I swear, its the most annoying thing that can ever happen to you. Its even worse when the person gets pissed off at you, then the only thing to do is either talk and calm him/her down or run like a mother fucker.

I fell once!

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So, I was just sitting casually outside and recognized a friend of mine passing by. I shouted out his name and started waving my hand. I swear this guy looked exactly like my friend. Took me 5 secs to realize he was someone else. He looked at me and didn't care. My smile and hand came down in a slow transition.

Happened to me like a bunch of times. Especially (this one is a little different but kinda similar to yours) that time when me and my dad was in the elevator together with a lot of people. After the elevator opened, me and the other guys went out, I wasn't looking at my dad because I was readjusting my pants. Then while looking at my pants, I held an old man's hands. After I finished fixing my pants, I looked besides me then I noticed it was another person's hand, his face was like "wait, who are you? are you trying to steal something from me?". My actual dad was behind me lmao. It was a weird experience.

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I fell once!

oh my fucking god i would have died from embarassment if it happened to me.

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I fell once!

Once?

I once tripped over myself while showing a new girl employee around the store. Not the best first impression.

Way back on my 5th grade.

A bully pulled my P.E. pants down to the ground.

Everyone saw it... and the big bulge (Yeah, you know that). Especially that I was in front of my crush at that time...



Ooooh, you should have seen how I fucked him up, shouldn't have let him stay alive...

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Way back on my 5th grade.

A bully pulled my P.E. pants down to the ground.

Everyone saw it... and the big bulge (Yeah, you know that). Especially that I was in front of my crush at that time...



Ooooh, you should have seen how I fucked him up, shouldn't have let him stay alive...

Did your crush like it?

Like sometime last year, I was at my aunts house, and she gave me some 5 hour energy to keep me up while I was working on a project. I blazed through it in about 20 minutes, after midnight. Fuk dat. So she felt sympathetic, and told me I could play on the laptop until the drink wore off, so of course, being a horny 15 year old teenager, my mind screams ''HEY, NIGHTIME PORN, WHOO!!!'' So after everyone falls asleep, I turn into ninja cookie and sneakily switch from youtube, to incog pron mode. ya boi. But wait, theres more! I feel a bit tired after a full hour of... 'exercising' my arm, and go back to youtube. My uncle immediatleh bursts into the room upon hearing sounds, snatches teh laptop, then scurries off into his lair. Its all good though right?! right?! Left. because I did'nt have enough time to close the incog tab which contained all of the POOOOOOORN. HE SAW ALL OF THE POOOOOOOOOORN. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
The end.

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Way back on my 5th grade.

A bully pulled my P.E. pants down to the ground.

Everyone saw it... and the big bulge (Yeah, you know that). Especially that I was in front of my crush at that time...



Ooooh, you should have seen how I fucked him up, shouldn't have let him stay alive...

> 5th grade
> "Big Bulge"
> "Fucked him up"

Haha oh man please, tell me more.

I couldn't get it up in front of my girlfriend last night. First time that's ever happened to me. (keeping on topic of this boner related thread)

I was eating some hard candy the other day.
Tried biting it and I ended up breaking part of my tooth.