Quote from Gyohdon

Nah, Dialga, Palkia and Arceus are literally God pokemon. Dem niggas made, yes MADE, Time, Space and the Universe itself.

Those shitheads are OP as fuck

Quote from balistiik

Technically Arceus was the one who made it all, dialga and palkia were just given dominion over time and space respectively
as for giritina....he just has anti-matter

*pokemon always wins it for me lol*

Quote from Gyohdon

Dialga and Palkia; time and space.

Quote from ShadowGeneralChaos

Giratina.

Quote from balistiik

Arceus made everything.

Quote from bl3u

And... Poor Sunkern is the weakest pokemon.

Quote from Hewitt

Weakest yes. But most useless? That goes to luvdisc.

Quote from Hewitt

You guys are missing the point. Jirachi can grant wishes. For a week. Anything you want. For a week. Dream up a godproof pokeball. Rip a hole into an alternate dimension full of friendly less-hostile subservient counterparts of the above pokemon. A car made of meat! Jirachi operates on a completely separate dimension of OP that none of the others can even begin to comprehend and the only reason nobody's considered him is his mediocre (in comparison to other legendaries) stats and his 1000-year stipulation and complex summoning ritual. But what's to say you can't wish yourself immortal...or reducing the 1000 years to something more manageable.




Weakest yes. But most useless? That goes to luvdisc.

Quote from Hewitt

You guys are missing the point. Jirachi can grant wishes. For a week. Anything you want. For a week. Dream up a godproof pokeball. Rip a hole into an alternate dimension full of friendly less-hostile subservient counterparts of the above pokemon. A car made of meat! Jirachi operates on a completely separate dimension of OP that none of the others can even begin to comprehend and the only reason nobody's considered him is his mediocre (in comparison to other legendaries) stats and his 1000-year stipulation and complex summoning ritual. But what's to say you can't wish yourself immortal...or reducing the 1000 years to something more manageable.

Quote from Hewitt

Psh. My first wish shall just be something along the lines of "I wish there were only up to 385 Pokemon in the world." And that would wipe out Generations 4 onwards, leaving Jirachi as the last recorded pokemon in the world EVER. You wouldn't even know that any of those pokemon existed so how would you use them? And whereas time-travel could produce unexplainable butterfly-effect consequences, my clean wish would've just cut the knot.

Quote from _Ai_

But that's stupid. How can Jirachi make Arceus, the one who made Jirachi himself go poof? It doesn't make any sense. Being a god, surely he can negate that wish.

Quote from Exilement

earth and the pokemon world are probably far away
humans were "raised" on earth because Lord God made the universe
humans in the pokemon world might be endangered or extinct

must've read that 20 times now, I still can't figure out how those three thoughts are related to each other in any way. is this a puzzle? if it is, I give up.

Quote from Zed

Basically nothing. I was only just young enough for Pokémon. I know that there was a cartoon, and that most of the monsters seemed to be tiny 90% of the time before sprouting new abilities as the situation required. I can't remember any specific names, but I think they all ended with "-mon".


I'm fairly sure there's a later-generation pokémon which manipulates time too, so it's silly to compare those kinds. They just mutually exclude each other. Besides, creatures of unlimited power don't make things interesting. It's just laziness filling in for creativity and it invites dozens of plot holes.

(Edit: Dialga created time, so if we're bringing ridiculously powerful and philosophically questionable ubercreatures into the fray you don't ever get to have existed.)

Weren't digimon supposed to be relatively intelligent, rather than just animals like pokémon were? Because if so, why the fuck were there still humans in that world? Pokémon explored what happens when you create something powerful and intelligent, and the answer is that it takes over the world and wipes out mankind unless you've got someone on hand to teach it how to love.

Also, look at this:



Those aren't monsters. They're robots. And they are therefore inadmissible, along with whatever other aesthetically similar digi"mon" are being quoted here.