Idk why im laughing so hard but i know its for a reason. Gl hewitt and everyone joining this clan!

Alright alright clanmates, let's get down to business. That's right. We're not waiting for signups to end. We're not waiting for the clan to fill. This clan takes action. And does something right away! Guys guys, I know most of you are veterans in the craft. Truly, the eternal beauty of Godiva weeps over your pieces of animating art. To say that we must perform weeklies is a fucking waste of time because I know what you really want. I'm gonna provide something that no other clan has done before. It's only been less than half a day and we're already moving on with our company. I present to you:



Of course they dont really know yet. And they dont really care. But that's why you're all here. We're gonna make them care. We're going to slap their asses so hard, they'll be feeling it for weeks! They'll realize that there's truly only 1 superior South clan. Us.

Here's what you need to do:

1) Take your HI-WAVING STICK.
2) Turn him 45-90 degrees, depending on your creativity.
3) Add another stick from NEMESIS. YOU TAKE YOUR PICK BECAUSE IN THIS COMPANY EVERYONE CAN CHOOSE.
4) And pose it so that you are slapping their butts. Literally.


IF YOU CAN ALL DO THAT THEN THIS CLAN WAR IS WON!!!


Although really guys. We all know ya'll just going to animate your sticks slapping Camila's butt. Isn't that what this is REALLY about?

OI hewitt wheres my cnc for my beautiful anim >:(

Quote from quick kicks

my best work :3 http://www.filz.us/view/5f594dcd-994/ am i in

I just gotta say man. As far as satirical clan tryouts go, this is really bad. It's like, you can't even make the stick SAY HI ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Rejected. Nope. No flowery text for you. If you can't ride the joke and follow simple instructions, how can you expect to do WHATEVER I SAY (which is the clan theme btw).

Ima slap Camilas booty. aww ye ye yeyyeyeyeye

I've updated the front page! There's no images or useless spoiler tags or any of that shit that's distracting as hell because THIS is a real company. A family that doesn't take any bullshit from any kind of clan section.

^ This is how I imagine Hewitt right now

Quote from Gaaading

^ This is how I imagine Hewitt right now

Horseradish!

Dunno if your still accepting tryouts, but I dont fucking care.
Behold, my tryout!
http://sta.sh/0olrcgiht69

I left the forums for almost the ENTIRE day, and already the entire place is falling apart!!

I need an explanation on what's going on immediately! I've received reports on a certain event taking place here.

am i accepted? my tryout herehttp://dylanjimmyirwin.deviantart.com/art/Tryout-Hewitt-s-Clan-437604428

Quote from captain4dji

http://dylanjimmyirwin.deviantart.com/art/Tryout-Hewitt-s-Clan-437604428?ga_submit_new=10%253A1393727022am i in?

Like I said about quick kicks. If you can't take this seriously then I shan't either. what is this one-armed bandit shit? I said make a stick MAN waving HI.

Denied. Get out.

Quote from Lawl

Dunno if your still accepting tryouts, but I dont fucking care.
Behold, my tryout!
http://sta.sh/0olrcgiht69

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT PEOPLE. You have the same rebellious attitude as Hidro. I love it. And you took your sweet time making that foam finger that just speaks FUCK YOU HEWITT I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT JOINING. You've spoken like a real hipster. I really thnik you can add some value to this workplace we call a family. Please, step inside your new office and get to work slapping Camil---I mean NEMESIS ASS.

Quote from Shadowkirby

I left the forums for almost the ENTIRE day, and already the entire place is falling apart!!

I need an explanation on what's going on immediately! I've received reports on a certain event taking place here.

No what you need to do is read. Because this place is all about READING WHAT HEWITT SAYS. It's like theme people! Nobody ever reads those things. In HewittCorp: The Clan theme MATTERS.




Also, anyone else who is thinking about resending a tryout. They are automatically DENIED. I gave 1 simple instruction. And if you cant even do what I say then what use are you to me. you only have 1 chance in life, people. And when you fuck it up it haunts you till the end of your days. You got rejected for failing a really simple request boohoo for you.

here is my application i hope i did it right

http://filz.us/29T2

OH FUCK YEAH
Time to hit the strip clu- i mean get to work!

This clan is going places.