Rules? I only know how to follow the ones Hewitt gives.
http://sta.sh/0251axognr5x
tilted him left instead of right because I knew no one else would do it.
2Ba

Quote from Hewitt

You have skill. It's obvious. Unfortunately, I don't think you're what we're looking for. Your current skillset (not doing what I say) does not match our specifications (doing what I say). Fortunately, I'm pretty sure you'll get in other clans pretty easily, so hang in there. You'll get hired by someone else soon enough :D

Oh my gosheez, hewitt I am not worthy of ur l33t

My divine powers have summoned this badass animation!
Prepare your anus.
http://sta.sh/01659d9plgmh

Quote from TheBlaman

YUSSS!!! ALL THE YUSS!!! YUSSS!!!

SLAP A SUPPORT SIG ON MAH ASS MOTHAFOKA!!

NO SUPPORTERS. HewittCorp believes in standing up on its own two feet. Research has shown that Supporters have not really done anything but uplift the Clan to ridiculously high and impossible expectations, almost elevating a clan to cult status. This company will get by on its own, through its deeds, not its words.

Although I cannot stop our own members from wishing to express themselves. That is their prerogative...however, I hope they remain true to our face as a family and not a Popularity Badge to be displayed for everyone. You also don't get to do any extra work that I will require, except what really matters...kicking ass.

Quote from Captainalien72

This new takeover by Hewitt..... WTF
I'd like to see this clan try to even win ONE clan war.

Quote from TheBlaman

HEWITT, YOO GON TAKE DAT SHITT?

Trashtalking aside, we do not WIN clan wars. We make animations that do. That is the main difference. You will never see a clan war where all its members have poured their souls into this one solid idea of kicking ass. We will be known only by what we can do and what we have done. Not by our status as a rogue clan with tons of rep. Rep is meaningless.

Quote from Sadko

http://sta.sh/01fi7ujwnrk6
Please plese please

It is much better. Welcome to the fold, brother. Unfortunately, this merely balances out your transgression of an entry in the past. So I have nothing further to say until you can firmly prove yourself with that War Anim. We both know that I've already seen it anyway, so if you just improve it with my comments then you've got it made. I'll escort you to your cubicle.

Quote from Rokon

So with this originally being sarx's thread I guess I can ask: is this a clan with 6ppl limit or did you just say "screw rules I'm Hewitt" and this clan is gonna have like 20ppl.

SECURITY! Escort this wanderer off the premises for trespassing.

Just kidding. This is not a Clan that I am a part of, but a Clan that is owned by me, the multi-Hewillionaire magnate playboy philanthropist. We will not have the traditional structure as we are experimenting with group and organizational dynamics. We are thinking of going into a tree-like structure where anyone can join. But those anyones will have to be structured lower than the early joiners---the true CEOs of this Company. Research has shown that a 6-member lineup is not only limiting, but actually debilitating to RHG Clan Cultures. Indeed, in the recent year, approximately 90% of the RHG clan population have all died or failed because they were waiting too long for their members to comply, or their members were simply dropping off and getting fired and quitting in order to reach that magical number 6.

Anyone who has ever been in a clan can agree with me. And that is why they are here today: because they are sick of having to always go away just because the numbers don't add up. HewittCorp believes in change. And soon, it shall be the future.

Quote from Hidro

Rules? I only know how to follow the ones Hewitt gives.
http://sta.sh/0251axognr5x
tilted him left instead of right because I knew no one else would do it.
2Ba

It is little things like this that set us apart from other clans! Though we have a similar theme and goal, our ways to express them are different, and a Clan Leader has to know the strengths and weaknesses as well as the personalities of each and every one of his members so that he can use them to the Clan's advantage. Your innovation to twist things to the left is a marvel to this company. An innovation! Keep up the good work, sir. Management has great things in your future.

Quote from Scarecrow

i crei everitym

I didn't even click the video and I'm already laughing. Good luck to your future endeavors. HewittCorp is glad to have met you.




I will look into Naimad and Lawl's pieces later. Right now I have a bigger announcement: I've officially completely restructured this company. As you can see, any traces of the old clan has been tucked away or deleted. We have officially settled in HewittCorp HQ and this Company Takeover is complete. Enjoy the penthouse view, boys. We're going to take down NEMESIS soon.

You should probably get your own flag if you're removing all trace of the 'others'. I'll make it if you want.

Go ahead.

I only retained SARX' flag because we need a flag and by taking over SARX' clan, his flag is essentially ours.

http://sta.sh/01y5d9yo5od5

OH OH OH DIABO COCK
CULO MAGNIFICO
SENORITA
UMF UMF

Try reverse psychology and see if it works with Hewitt.

Quote from Naimad

Oh my gosheez, hewitt I am not worthy of ur l33t

here is my tryout (Click to Show)

Im sorry bro but its a bit on the small side. And its mocking my MEXICAN HERITAGE. HOW DARE YOU.

Denied.

Quote from Lawl

My divine powers have summoned this badass animation!
Prepare your anus.
http://sta.sh/01659d9plgmh

This is going on the frontpage, along with ALL THE OTHER CLAN WAR ENTRIES. WE'RE AT 3.5 ENTRIES PEOPLE! WE NEED 6 TO DECLARE THE WAR FOR REAL!!!





Anyways, I've updated the page. We now have a flag we can call our own! YAY! No more stealing from people who dont belong....

Quote from Hewitt

Anyways, I've updated the page. We now have a flag we can call our own! YAY! No more stealing from people who dont belong....

omg its so cool, way better than that old useless flag anyways.

http://www.filz.us/view/d454003a-acf/

There you go Hewitt!

This corporation feels like home :']

I hear that someone who ISNT Sylor is applying here. But we aren't accepting anymore...

Quote from Hewitt

Im sorry bro but its a bit on the small side. And its mocking my MEXICAN HERITAGE. HOW DARE YOU.

I'm not mocking. ;-;

Quote from Naimad

You should probably get your own flag if you're removing all trace of the 'others'. I'll make it if you want.

Quote from Hewitt

We now have a flag we can call our own! YAY! No more stealing from people who dont belong....

No, that is not my flag, guys.