http://sta.sh/021nuxtthjbe
Trying out.

I'm so glad you accepted my tryout! I wracked my brain to get that animation just where I wanted it to go! The fapping part was rubbish at first, but then I realized its just the thing I needed. Your new clan member is at your disposal, dear leader.

Let's slap nemesis's ass

Fite me irl hew, I'm gon rek u so hrd m8.

#HewittCorpSucks

When's the due date for the war tho?

oh god. this clan is fucking hilarious XDDDDDDDDDDD

http://www.filz.us/view/6b1671cc-d8d/

I wish I'm good enough ;n;n;

http://sta.sh/0g6c0qndg11


I HOPE I CAN GET IN

I am willing to Kiss your ass every hour.

I'm done with my clan war animation!

Quote from Camila

Fite me irl hew, I'm gon rek u so hrd m8.

#HewittCorpSucks

When's the due date for the war tho?

Bitch don get jel jus cuz hewitt corp is betr than u. Hewitt wil r8p ur ass jus bi lookin at it

#~HewittCorp4Life<3~

Quote from Scarecrow

here is my application i hope i did it right

http://filz.us/29T2

You have skill. It's obvious. Unfortunately, I don't think you're what we're looking for. Your current skillset (not doing what I say) does not match our specifications (doing what I say). Fortunately, I'm pretty sure you'll get in other clans pretty easily, so hang in there. You'll get hired by someone else soon enough :D

Quote from Lawl

OH FUCK YEAH
Time to hit the strip clu- i mean get to work!

Get started on the Clan War Anim whenever you feel like it. I already have 2 entries up and they are kickass. Pardon the expression.

Quote from _Ai_

This clan is going places.

It sher is. We're touring Canada next week.

Quote from AhdoMatic

http://sta.sh/021nuxtthjbe
Trying out.

Oh. My. God. He's bowlegged and and he's got shades and and hes just waving LIKE A BAWS. You're IN! You made it! You've got it MADE! This entry. It's actually an entry that took TIME to make...which exceeds BEYOND expectations. HewittCorp expects nothing but mundaneness and mediocrity. But you my friend. You've set the bar. You've pushed it just high enough to be out of reach in a sea of tryhards and justenoughs. We need more people like you except not really because if we did then they would all be special snowflakes and you'll be like everyone else.

Quote from Stickly

I'm so glad you accepted my tryout! I wracked my brain to get that animation just where I wanted it to go! The fapping part was rubbish at first, but then I realized its just the thing I needed. Your new clan member is at your disposal, dear leader.

Let's slap nemesis's ass

YEAH LETS DO THAT.

Your initiative is AMAZING. Please. You have to link me a bigger version of the one in your avie cos it is just BRILLIANT. I love how you did exactly what I said, which is all this company ever wanted. I also love how youre slapping Camila with the speed of a hummingbird's wings. Beautiful.

Quote from Camila

Fite me irl hew, I'm gon rek u so hrd m8.

#HewittCorpSucks

When's the due date for the war tho?

Oh there's no doubt that you'd rek me. Unfortunately this isn't the real world and your imaginary clan is going down thanks to my imaginary army and their imaginary hopes and dreams. Are you ready for that? Can you handle so much fantasy? Are you prepared to face the consequences of messing with figments?! FIGMENTS I TELL YOU.

Also, #CamilaSucksMe

The due date is whenever I feel we have enough people to take you down.

Quote from Smile

http://www.filz.us/view/6b1671cc-d8d/

I wish I'm good enough ;n;n;

I'm not gonna lie. This is probably the cutest entry I've ever seen. Look at his shit. It's sooooo adorable. Like ahdo has badass. Sharp has ninja. Stickly has hummingbird speeds of slapassery. And you have the "dawww im just saying hi Hewie~" look on you. I also like your inspirations. WHEN YOU'RE INSPIRED BY STONE YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG!!! Welcome to the Team, broski.

Quote from Sadko

http://sta.sh/0g6c0qndg11


I HOPE I CAN GET IN

Dude this isn't a stick. It barely passes. AND it's ugly as fuck. He's also not waving...sort of just standing around with his hand up while spazzing. I'm superduper on the fence with this and will probably break my own rule just for you: Make another one. Make it clear. Or you're out.

Quote from Reconcile

I am willing to Kiss your ass every hour.

I just don't like you.

Denied. Get out.

Quote from Sharp

I'm done with my clan war animation!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Camila better be quivering. Like seriously. I mean nobody has ever dared to slap Baloneo's ass. Thanks to you that is now a possible reality.





I will update teh frontpage laters. NEMESIS' demise is nigh my friends. Keep at it.

YUSSS!!! ALL THE YUSS!!! YUSSS!!!

SLAP A SUPPORT SIG ON MAH ASS MOTHAFOKA!!

This new takeover by Hewitt..... WTF
I'd like to see this clan try to even win ONE clan war.

Quote from Captainalien72

This new takeover by Hewitt..... WTF
I'd like to see this clan try to even win ONE clan war.

HEWITT, YOO GON TAKE DAT SHITT?

http://sta.sh/01fi7ujwnrk6
Please plese please

So with this originally being sarx's thread I guess I can ask: is this a clan with 6ppl limit or did you just say "screw rules I'm Hewitt" and this clan is gonna have like 20ppl.