soraka is most OP aram champ

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soraka is most OP aram champ

She's even OP on summoners rift. If you don't take care of her before or at the very beginning of the team fight, everyone on her team will pretty much have two lives.

I don't even know how to play her, I logged on and they completely changed her.
Starfall isn't an AOE? My heal takes my health? I can't inject mana into other champions?

What the fuck?

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I don't even know how to play her, I logged on and they completely changed her.
Starfall isn't an AOE? My heal takes my health? I can't inject mana into other champions?

What the fuck?

heal costs %health (and a small amount of mana) but has a short cooldown, so build health regen and resistances and not health pool (talisman of ascension is a primo item for soraka... orb of winter also if you're on aram)
levelling up your heal causes starfall to give you health back for each enemy champ it hits (ie. max heal first)
starfall falls faster the closer you are to your target
silence is now an aoe with a swain-style snare
ult largely unchanged
passive makes you a speedy ambulance when a nearby ally is low

the idea is that you heal as fuck and starcall your enemies to get your health back. you basically become a conduit for transferring your enemies' health into your allies

See that's pretty cool when you put it like that. I just was so used to the way she was, when every ability was OP.
At least her ultimate is mostly the same.

I got into a match of aram and pulled her, thought I had it on lockdown. But then I got into game and she is so different, I had a teammate call me a retard.

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I had a teammate call me a retard.

classic league

Yeah, he was just mad because he was Garen going 1/13. So I totally called him out on it.
But I had no fucking idea what I was doing. I started the game by buying a spell thief's edge and tear of the goddess, then I found out that she wasn't even close to as mana hungry as she used to be.

Devour watched my Warwick in action, I love Warwick, he's so fun and cheesy. I'm sure he's very unfun to face though, he seems kind of toxic to me.

I bought Northern Front Swain and a Corki, can you help me how to play Corki?
I'm planning on buying Emumu or wait until the next sale comes.

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I bought Northern Front Swain and a Corki, can you help me how to play Corki?
I'm planning on buying Emumu or wait until the next sale comes.

I don't know much about corki or swain.

But I have sad robot amumu, and he can be the most annoying champ in the game if you play him right. Very satisfying.

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I bought Northern Front Swain and a Corki, can you help me how to play Corki?
I'm planning on buying Emumu or wait until the next sale comes.

Corki's damage early game is really strong, majority of the time he will win lane if he isn't against a Lucian. Start out with Q and max that followed by E and try to punish the enemy whenever they go for a cs with Q. When you get your ult, spam that shit. Its only 25 mana and it doesn't cost more mana the more you use it like Kogmaw's. As for building him, rush a Triforce and then building into Sorc Shoes>IE>LW>BT>GA.
Corki's mid game is super strong especially with Triforce so try to take objectives and force fights when you buy it.

I enjoy playing as twitch:
Muramana, runaan's hurricane, blade of the ruined king, phantom dancer, last whisper, berserker grieves*distortion enchantment*
Ghost and Flash.

surprisingly the phantom dancer really ties it together, I turn invisible and when the tank engages I simultaneously hit my ultimate and ghost, the mobility means they can't really run away or chase me. It's all the better if they just stand and take it too. I'll catch most champions even if they flash, I still have my own flash and I can hit E at anytime. It's really brutal.
The damage could be higher, but the critical chance quickly puts the hurt on, especially with all the attack speed and firing 3 projectiles at once. I get to stack on so much poison it's not even right.

On the same note, garen is so tanky it's retarded, I still find this champion objectionable.

Garen is really just an early game champ, at late game he falls off. Or I'm just bad at him.

Devour and I have been dominating Aram.
Our night has included much sexually gratifying adventures, including the following:
Warwick dick
I OWN LULU!?
Tear of goddess is badass
I OWN VARUS!?
Triple dorans ring is, in fact, a legitimate opener

I carried myself through ranked by playing nothing but Garen.

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spell thief's edge

well there's your problem. as i mentioned, you want talisman of ascension as your gold income item. rush it ASAP - stop only to get your sightstone and basic boots.