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Dec 14, 2013 1:17 PM #1123559
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negative_Emotion_Empowerment

I like this superpower for some reason. I get mad a lot of times in real life and it doesn't really help me. With this superpower, I can wreck havoc with my negative helpless emotions! It can also slow down aging. So yeah..
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Dec 14, 2013 1:34 PM #1123565
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Lordship

With my newfound power, I claim my rightful place as leader of the Aliens, sending them to destroy the Undead and convert Godzilla.
After weeks of dicking around in my spaceship, shooting zombies, the Demons have ignored all my invitations to join me claiming that "Nigga Hell ain't in this Universe, you ain't shit"

Realizing that I have no power over the Demons, I get some transport ships ready, haul ass to the Alien planet, dump all humans there to co-exist peacefully with the Aliens, start a Galactic Empire and blow up Earth from light years away.
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Dec 14, 2013 1:50 PM #1123571
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Development

Learn martial arts from old books and movies
Learn survival techniques from old books and movies
Live in a small hut somewhere deep in a Cambodian forest. I'll probably be overlooked by the aliens due to how discreet and disguised my hut is. Godzilla would be in Japan. I won't be in a major continent.
My biggest problem would be the few undead roaming around, but that's isn't really something that a shovel can't handle.

So the Earth is really fucked, but I couldn't care less since everyone I've ever cared about has died way before this shit happened.
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Dec 14, 2013 2:05 PM #1123574
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Canaanite_Deity_Physiology

After a short look through the sub-links of that... I can say I'm lucky as hell. I have so many ways of doing things...
But I guess I'm just going to do some research on my powers for the moment...

EDIT: Nevermind... I have both Omnipresence and Omnipotence, so it's needless to say, I'm GOD. (Well, I'm MANY gods)

I'm sitting here, and wondering... how extremely, insanely lucky must I be? And probably I'll do that for the next few hundred thousand years, after which I decide to just do a re-formatting of the Universe, and then have fun with my new toy (The Universe).
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Dec 14, 2013 2:13 PM #1123579
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Complete_Arsenal

I think I'll do pretty well.

"Oh my god! We need help! Whoever will come to our rescue?"

*Sharp slowly descends from the skies*

"Thank almighty, it's... who are you again?"

*Uses power of killing the shit out of all the creatures and forcing them to never return*

"Well, uh... no epic battle? No cool powers? Just... destroying them like that? Alright I guess..."

*Sharp goes back into the skies*
*world is saved*
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Dec 14, 2013 4:27 PM #1123639
"This is Crank calling all survivors!" A sudden shotgun blast burst through every radio, along with his urgent voice, "I have a way to keep you alive! Safe ev-" Another shot interrupted him, although this time splatter could be heard on the emergency broadcast as well, "Safe even! It's the only way to guarantee your life! Help me spread the word, get to the radio station on Mack and 8 Mile, you don't have to bring anything, just get there!"

He slammed the radio receiver down, turning his back and missing the crimson demon lunge at him, but a blade suddenly cut through it, and the only thing that struck Crank was half a corpse a lot more blood than he wanted. A bit uncomfortable, he nodded thanks to the sky blue humanoid, who rolled his eyes on his dog-like face. Brandishing a great sword, he grunted at the man, motioning him to the back room with his head.

"The last couple that made it here's asleep," Crank went to check, but a blue clawed palm impeded his path, "And next time anything gets passed the others, sound the alarm." The monster's eyes narrowed on him, "No one here knows what happens if you die, and we don't aim to find out."

Awkwardly, Crank nodded, "Thanks." The beast lowered his hand, and the late teen slipped by it, pacing into the back room. Cracking the door open, sure enough he saw the couple sleeping behind the soundproof glass. Smiling tiredly as he approached, he placed a hand on each of their shoulders. Shutting his eyes, a burst of light suddenly took them away, leaving him alone in the room. Sighing slowly, he sat in the middle of the room, setting his shotgun down next to him as he took a moment to breathe.

But only a moment.

"Alpha leader calling in!" Crank groaned as he heard the voice in his headset, "We've got a van inbound! Dan, get somewhere you can be seen, they're going to U-turn if we're all they see!"

"On it."

Picking his gun back up, he took one final moment to collect himself before bolting towards the roof as the army of his imagination kept the invaders at bay. It was a long day, but he knew all of them were going to be from there on in. He was the only ticket out for anyone, so he couldn't leave, leaving all of them behind.



http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Surreal_Dimensional_Creation

Earth's pretty much destroyed, but everyone has a chance to be rescued assuming they hear the signal.
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Dec 14, 2013 4:57 PM #1123648
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chrysopoeia
I step out and turn the aliens into gold.Then i turn their ships and become rich forever 8--------------D
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Dec 14, 2013 5:00 PM #1123650
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superior_Adaptation
Basically ill just beat the shit out of everything... fun times
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Dec 14, 2013 5:40 PM #1123676
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Magic

I'd say the world is safe. Heck, I'm a god.
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Dec 14, 2013 6:11 PM #1123688
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Empowerment

LOL i got lucky^.^

Story starts here:

With this power i collect the life energy of a living beings, aliens or not, and condense it into a tiny cube. Then, i shatter the cube into 7 pieces, and send them off into 7 different parts of the world. After im done with that, i travel to another dimension, go to the other dimension'd earth, make a show about what i just did to the other earth. Rename the life energy to star fragments, and name my show BeyBlade. The end. <.>
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Dec 14, 2013 7:38 PM #1123719
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hysteria_Savant_Syndrome

Story: 500,000 years or so from now, (an incarnation of) Ghombeat's obsolete super-pc will be stomped by Godzilla, making him unsleash his nerd rage.

But seriously, i feel kinda mocked by this superpower.
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Dec 14, 2013 7:40 PM #1123720
Quote from Ghombeat
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hysteria_Savant_Syndrome

Story: 500,000 years or so from now, (an incarnation of) Ghombeat's obsolete super-pc will be stomped by Godzilla, making him unsleash his nerd rage.

But seriously, i feel kinda mocked by this superpower.


LOL. Cool story bro

Dat power tho ^.^
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Dec 14, 2013 8:57 PM #1123768
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sponge_Physiology

Posting this one because it was hilarious.

"Once upon a time, the city of New York was in grave danger. They were under attack by a bunch of fearsome creatures, and the civilians stood no chance on their own. They needed someone to help them. They needed a hero. They needed...

-Help us! Can somebody help us? a civilian screamed from the top of his lunges.

He sees someone strange-looking running towards the monsters.

-Spongeman is here to save the day! How can I help you, civilian in need?

The man points at the buildings that are being attacked by devils, aliens and even Godzilla himself. Spongeman looks at it very closely, looks at the man and then forces a nervous smile on his face.

-Uh... Spongeman awaaaay!

Spongeman runs away from the city. It crumbles, everyone dies and Spongeman goes back to sleeping under the sea until a shark eats him whole.

The end."
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Dec 14, 2013 9:06 PM #1123773
welp great story sharp
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conjoined_Physiology
wot
i don't even
It's 500,000 years in the future, and i'm merged with a cat. I get stomped on by Godzilla. The en-
No, wait! The cat was a super-cat, and it literally had nine lives! The me-cat hybrid clawed at Godzilla, making it tumble over, destroying the devils and aliens. The day is saved by Turcat! :3
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Dec 14, 2013 11:21 PM #1123879
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Aura
Behold this magical manly power that will make everything fall in love with me and everyone shall become under my rule.