http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unlovability
What the-
Ok, *ahem*:
There was a man named Turquoise, who was always unloved. So much so, that people tried their best to avoid him. Even when 'they' attacked. Whenever somebody was running, they would always choose a route away from Turquoise. Poor Turquoise looked to 'them' for help. They were wrecking havoc in the city, but Turquoise dun care. Turquoise dun give a shit. So he walked towards the attackers, hoping that they could love him (no homo). But no. The attackers ran away! At first, Turquoise was sad, but then he realized, everybody loved him! He had caused 'them' to run away, to other planets and galaxies. He was praised for his feat and shrines were built. But this did not last long. Fewer and fewer people spoke to or of him, and the shrines were broken down. Turquoise's case was so severe, even he himself started hating himself. He went mad, and became a raving lunatic. He killed people in his madness. He was sent to jail, and was allowed to wallow in his madness. One day, the police found him in his cell, hanging from a rope made from his own skin.


My vote: Sharp, Sharp[2],Hewitt

First, I got this:

And thought it was way too powerful to write a story around.

So, rerolled again, and I got this:

And realized it was just as broken as the first.

What do you do if you keep drawing OP powers? lol

Edit: Rerolled twice again, and got two crappy abilities in martial arts and the ability to know my name... 0.0 seriously? I already have one of those, and neither of them are really experiment-worthy abilities...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality

So, basically I step out of the lab and see the world inside out.

Go back inside.

No scientists to slap.

Proceed to hunt down every single one of those damn creatures and just continue to fight despite being partly ripped apart because, I can't die anyway. I sit at the North Pole looking at the stars for way too damn long until I realise that eventually my wounds have healed. I look down and ponder for a bit, realising I'm the only Earthling human left. I find my way back south and put together spacecraft from the ruins of NASA facilities and go out to explore and search with a bottle of gin and shades.

Cue ending theme.

In epilogue, I find a drifting space station with humans who seemingly escaped the apocalypse while I harvest some space rum from the nose of my craft.

Some relevant links:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/1589028.stm
http://www.cracked.com/article_20237_the-6-most-bizarre-things-ever-discovered-in-space.html

Better late than never...

I discover that I have been imbued with hekatonkheire physiology, the ability to transform into a primal giant with a hundred arms, fifty heads, and strength and ferocity that surpasses that of all the Titans of greek mythology! In this form, I am invulnerable and possess absolute strength.

From the ashes of humanity's near-desctruction, I rise, entering my true form!



I reach down to the puny monsters beaneath me, scooping up godzilla with ease. I tear his feeble head off before flinging his enormous corpse at the alien mothership, causing it to explode and crash to the earth! With my many arms I begin tearing rocks the size of mountains from the earth, flinging them rapid-fire at the many smaller alien ships! I travel the world slaughtering evil, pulverising the zombies, aliens and demons that dare to stand before me... as well as those that don't. I seek out the hell rifts in each continent, and shove mountains so far up hell's ass that it doesn't know what hit it, sealing it off from this world!

I cannot restore the world to its former self, but I can do my best to clean up the mess. Once the major threats are eliminated, I return to human form, and travel from city to city in disguise, hunting down remaining zombies, demons, and aliens wherever they appear. I employ a simple tactic of baiting out large groups wherever possible, then transforming and annihilating them all.

Soon humankind begins to grow once more, and I allow it to re-establish itself with leaders and whatever other bullshit it pleases as I continue my hunt. But I am now a god, and any time humanity steps out of line with its earth-plundering bullshit, I will appear, and terrify some sense into you bitches.

ALL IS AS IT SHOULD BE

Be prepared... for THIS! http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gentleness_Embodiment

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Evolution

Re did it again.
Ueheheheuheheuhue

I have the ability to evolve by downloading digital shit from the internet. I can download games and stuff, and the ones that starts with "p", yes that can level me really fast.

Quote from Guitarii

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Evolution

Re did it again.
Ueheheheuheheuhue

I have the ability to evolve by downloading digital shit from the internet. I can download games and stuff, and the ones that starts with "p", yes that can level me really fast.

And then the aliens took over the net. dun-dun-duuuuuuuun

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And then the aliens took over the net. dun-dun-duuuuuuuun

Better
I can hack their shit and download it
If im level 100
Euhuehuehe

Oh dear, was really shocked while seeing my name on the poll list. Glad my story having kind of potentials XD
Before I give mine, is there any limitation for amount of tales we're going to vote? Like, 3 tales per voter or something?

Nope, you can love everyone if you want

would be great if you linked to or quoted all of the relevant posts in the OP

Here's my second version:

Leaving the laboratory, I feasted my eyes upon the chaos of the world. I stepped outside as order was trampled by unholy beasts. A light enveloped my body and extending, its grasp captured every beings on sight. The devils and undeads slowly withered away, pieces of which disintegrated by holy light, the Hell's Gate faced purification as it healed itself, revealing no trace of its existence.

The Godzilla daren't strike, for its existence was rewritten, destined to be stuck in a state of both existence and nonexistence.

The aliens attacked but in futility as my holy voice echoed across the planet, ripping apart whatever resistence they had to spare and vaporized them from the atmosphere.

The people's mind calmed by the gentle warmth now obeys but me, for I am their God, for I am their salvation. They will revere me, and give me the harem I deserve as I spread gentleness and peace everywhere, conquering hearts of women and calming hearts of inferior men.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Generation
YEAAH! B)
I can generate any thing of organic material like trees and coal.

As I leave the laboratory in ruins and destruction, I look upon the world I call home and see the death and carnage it is in. Godzilla the monster destroys the city with all its might. Undead and Demons pouring into the world as they massacre and destroy as they please. Above are aliens firing their technology on to the humans. "No more!"

- Full-On Alien Invasion with a bazillion ships bearing down on earth
As the Aliens get closer to fully kill everything, I stand in their course with my arms aimed at them. From below me, trees sprout up and aim towards the alien ships. They stretch up into the ships, impaling them and causing them to crash. And thus the aliens were no more.

- The Shambling Undead rising up from all parts of the world ready to take back the world of the living
The undead start to climb and dig from their old graves, hell bent on taking the world of the living. But I stand in their way. They get closer with their eyes (if they have not rotted away) filled with rage. I simply stand there then I raise my arm summoning trees from under the undead and all over as I use them to crush the undead and thus sending them back to death.

- Hell literally opens up in the middle of all major continents and demons start rushing out
As the demons pour out of there forsaken holes, I quickly move towards them while I make dead bodies come up from the ground to block their way as I get ready to push them back to their homes. I then summon trees and make them come from all sides of the crack to efficiently block them from the mortal realm.

- GODZILLA!
While Godzilla terrorizes the city, I quickly move under it and get ready for the final attack. I hit my hand on the ground and summon the thickest of trees and make it quickly go up and push Godzilla to the orbit of earth and efficiently move it away from Earth as it suffocates from lack of air.

(So many trees XD.)

Quote from Mustika

Oh dear, was really shocked while seeing my name on the poll list. Glad my story having kind of potentials XD

I was so fucking surprised ;o
I don't even