Valentines day

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Feb 5, 2014 7:27 AM #1153471
Quote from Nish
Wouldn't be the first time anyone on this page referred to themselves as 'some guy'.


I don't do physical stalking
I do internet stalking
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Feb 5, 2014 7:29 AM #1153472
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I don't do physical stalking
I do internet stalking


Better sad than violent, eh? Good philosophy.
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Feb 5, 2014 7:32 AM #1153475
This is one lonely community.

Surprising the girlfriend with tickets to a Young the Giant concert. Gonna be awesome.
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Feb 5, 2014 7:39 AM #1153476
Continue being sick on bed.
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Feb 5, 2014 7:48 AM #1153478
I'll be masturnimating this Valentines.
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Feb 5, 2014 7:53 AM #1153481
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I'll be masturnimating this Valentines.


Someone please put that in the dicktionary
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Feb 5, 2014 8:22 AM #1153497
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My girlfriend doesn't like chocolate or flowers. And I'm a no sex till marriage guy.

So...

I have absolutely no idea.
Might write her a poem though. Not a good one, because I can't do that, but something that rhymes.

So your girl is esseincially a man, and your saving yourself for marriage, making you the typical female of the relationship. Am i reading this correctly?

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It's really cold where I live. Neither of us are a big fan.
I'll think of something though.

Move to MN.
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Feb 5, 2014 11:39 AM #1153580
fuck valentines... I be eating pizza while staring at a vagina in the computer playing and wondering, what is the meaning of life, while chewing a potato
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Feb 5, 2014 11:46 AM #1153582
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Someone please put that in the dicktionary


Haha, I'm not sure if deliberate.

But goddamnit that's funny.
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Feb 5, 2014 11:48 AM #1153583
I'm just going to be a normal student in Valentine's Day. I just love learning new things.
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Feb 5, 2014 11:54 AM #1153587
Are there people who enjoy being in the friendzone? Just wondering.
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Feb 5, 2014 12:00 PM #1153589
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Are there people who enjoy being in the friendzone? Just wondering.


There's no friendzone. Only people withouth enough balls to declare their intentions. And when they do, it's too late.
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Feb 5, 2014 12:02 PM #1153590
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There's no friendzone. Only people withouth enough balls to declare their intentions. And when they do, it's too late.


This is true to an extent. But its also bullshit to an extent.
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Feb 5, 2014 12:03 PM #1153593
Kind of like a hookers orgasm.
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Feb 5, 2014 12:04 PM #1153594
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Kind of like a hookers orgasm.


Exactly like that. Well put.