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If you could freeze time...

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Aug 21, 2008 8:01 AM #229053
I would freeze time, find a little girl, take her to Chris Hansen's house, undress her, leave, then unfreeze time.

"NO SIR, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE!"
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Aug 21, 2008 8:19 PM #229579
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Yeah probably.

Because all I ever do is try really really hard to be funny and gain the acceptance of my peers on the internet.

Actually, yeah that's about right.
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Aug 21, 2008 8:27 PM #229593
I would freeze time >_>
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Aug 21, 2008 8:31 PM #229600
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I think you should've changed your name to "Tries Too Hard" instead of "Neurotic."


Oh the hypocrisy.
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Aug 21, 2008 8:42 PM #229616
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Oh the hypocrisy.

This coming from you? I don't see how I'm the hypocrite.
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Aug 21, 2008 8:44 PM #229620
If it were legal, I wouldn't really get to do much.
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Aug 22, 2008 4:04 PM #230646
I'd alter a shit load of people's postitions in the school. They'd all be like wtf?
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Aug 23, 2008 3:57 AM #231130
i would make extremely obscure sculptures that are impossible to make in real time and once i'm done with them i will start time again and have millions, maybe billions of dollars. muahahaahaha*cough*
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Aug 23, 2008 4:32 AM #231142
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i would make extremely obscure sculptures that are impossible to make in real time and once i'm done with them i will start time again and have millions, maybe billions of dollars. muahahaahaha*cough*

WTF.
Why don't you just take whatever you want.
You don't need money.
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Aug 24, 2008 6:58 AM #232286
CPR!




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