Just have a bowl of jellybeans and relax.

Just have a bowl and relax

just have a relax and bowl.

i guess bowling can be pretty relaxing, I'll try it, thx.

Why is it called bowling? No bowls are involved.

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read this while browsing youtube.

"He lives, he comes back when you kill sergant nigger in like the 3nd to last misson"

I lol'd.

PS, extra points if you can tell what game it's from.

Battlefield 3.

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Why is it called bowling? No bowls are involved.

As a guy who loves bowling, I've never thought of this before.
Mind = blown

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Why is it called bowling? No bowls are involved.

I've heard it comes from the place in New York called the Bowling Green.

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Why is it called bowling? No bowls are involved.

I will never understand this world.

maybe it refers to bowling as the actual action of bowling, IE, the action of swinging an object.

In other news, a recruiter from the Corps called me and talked to me about shit. my grades are good, and he told me to keep working out. I run an 8 minute mile, so I need to work on that to beat that faggot in dunedin who can run a 17 minute three mile.

TLDR:
I'm actually, for serious, joining the USMC.

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and he told me to keep working out.

sounds to me like you got dissed

fuck you I'm sensitive.

>:...(

Just finished a Studio Ghibli's Hayao Miyazaki Movie Marathon. I feel much better now.

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my grades are good

100 bucks says mine are better