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Aug 27, 2015 1:19 PM #1399603

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I'm sure this game would be a hit in Afghanistan.

Which makes it even more bewildering that Salt is trying to con us into thinking its not different from his own life. You can get women, kids, cars, money and stocks on your own.

You know... even without your parents permission.

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Aug 27, 2015 1:24 PM #1399605

I'm sure blowing up cars is a blast and all but is it wrong to just desire a steady car and leave the blowing to the women? That shit would go crazy on Steam sales.

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Aug 27, 2015 1:25 PM #1399606

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No, thats not from another perspective. Thats apples to oranges. Your original point is "Why would I play a game which just has stuff I can do in real life". My response is "Because you can't do any of it in real life." There is a LOT of stuff you can do in the Game of Life with no consequences. Have a wife, have kids, borrow a LOT of money from a bank, wreck havoc with stocks. Thats like saying "Why would anyone play Need for Speed? I can drive a car in real life soon when I'm big and strong like my dear old Pa".

Alright, I concede the point about consequences.
Both games are simulations of real life except with no real consequences no matter what. You can basically fuck around all you want in both games, in one game you get to drive around at top speed, in another game you get to borrow unreal amounts of money from the bank and wreck stocks. Which one of those is actually exciting.

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Aug 27, 2015 2:31 PM #1399613

I thought my line about abortion was pretty slick

I'm dissappointed you didn't like it, nishy.

Salt what are you even talking about anymore.

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Aug 27, 2015 2:38 PM #1399616

What abortion joke? The Earthquake one?

Salt actually think that driving fast cars on a track is edgier and more fun than financial fraud / multiple marriages / conquering the stock market.

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Aug 27, 2015 2:43 PM #1399617

salt's an established retard

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Aug 27, 2015 2:47 PM #1399618

Inb4 Salt posts something retarded in a misguided attempt to prove that he isn't.

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Aug 27, 2015 2:49 PM #1399619

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Obviously it's not an exact replica of my real life, but it's realistic enough to make it unappealing. Oh wow a board game where I can get married, adopt kids, buy some cars, and handle money and insurance. That doesn't sound fun at all for what's supposed to be a game.

But Salt, in The Game Of Life, you have a chance of being successful.

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Aug 27, 2015 2:50 PM #1399620

A successful jihadist, maybe. Anything beyond that's kind of out of reach.

Hence why he wants videogames about having a stable relationship with a woman and a steady job

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Aug 27, 2015 2:56 PM #1399622

I could have saved myself so much trouble if I just said the game is only boring in my opinion.

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Aug 27, 2015 2:57 PM #1399623

but it's too late, mofucker

you're in too deep

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Aug 27, 2015 3:01 PM #1399624

The plus side to all this is instead of embarrassing my self irl I do it on the Internet. Learning to avoid all this without giving off a bad impression to people who are gonna have a significant effect to my life.

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Aug 27, 2015 3:05 PM #1399626

Except you shouldn't learn anything over the Internet. We're just arseholes.
For example: You're less likely to get punched in the face here when you make a South Park lecture on what you just learned after someone makes fun of you.

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Aug 27, 2015 3:19 PM #1399632

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Give it up Apex, shes not into dudes or blacks.

Uhh, I've known that for a while now.

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Aug 27, 2015 3:23 PM #1399635

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Except you shouldn't learn anything over the Internet. We're just arseholes.
For example: You're less likely to get punched in the face here when you make a South Park lecture on what you just learned after someone makes fun of you.

But I do get punched in the heart

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