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One teen pregnancy, a mild case of rape and two divorces.

I wouldn't really call you sodomizing three 12-year-old noobs by force in the middle of the plaza for display to be a "mild" case of rape.

Rape is always mild when you have a soft touch.

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I wouldn't really call you sodomizing three 12-year-old noobs by force in the middle of the plaza for display to be a "mild" case of rape.

Their screams were muffled by the gag-balls, so I classified it as mild. Rape just isn't the same without the screaming begs for mercy.

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Rape is always mild when you have a soft touch.

To the right rapist, even a glance can be a violation.

Did anyone care?

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Hey ! did anyone know Flappy Bird is still downloadable from the Play Store ?

Oh my? Really? I'll go to the app store right now and redownload it!

The BBC's put out a super useful map so that you can tell if you're at risk of flooding.

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The BBC's put out a super useful map so that you can tell if you're at risk of flooding.

jeez it's all so muddled up. I could be at risk and I wouldn't even know

Are all the Brits here in an ok area, as far as the floods go?

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jeez it's all so muddled up. I could be at risk and I wouldn't even know

If you think you would be somewhere in the middle of the flood warning then yeah, you would know.

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Are all the Brits here in an ok area, as far as the floods go?

I'm in Scotland, which ironically means I have some of the best weather I could hope for. 6 degrees and sunny B).

For everyone else it will come down to whether or not their house is on a hill.

Edit: That's not quite true actually. I forgot that some people live in cities. The Londoners will be fine - there's thirty thousand tons of steel keeping the Thames low.

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I'm in Scotland, which ironically means I have some of the best weather I could hope for. 6 degrees and sunny B).

For everyone else it will come down to whether or not their house is on a hill.

How is dental hygiene among the Scots generally? And have you met Frankie Boyle?

It's world class, just like the rest of our dental-care system :p. I have not yet met Frankie Boyle. I haven't met many Scots at all actually. I'm in a university town where 20% of the population is American and the rest are English and German.

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It's world class, just like the rest of our dental-care system :p. I have not yet met Frankie Boyle. I haven't met many Scots at all actually. I'm in a university town where 20% of the population is American and the rest are English and German.

Nothing beats our dental care system. Most of the farmers here have no teeth, so they report not tooth-related problems.

What are you studying?

Masters degree in philosophy. Because unemployment looks way easier than some of this 'work' bullshit.