I didn't mean to blow it out of proportion. I just wanted to clarify what your tastes are. And I don't think it was sexist to require one to state what one's sexual preference and reiterate one's gender if they are going to make a formal advice request.

It's like me just suddenly saying "I have a friend I haven't seen in 10 years that I'm meeting again in a reunion. I hate him. What do I do?" while leaving the very convenient part out about how he broke my spine and sent me to near paralysis ages ago.

^True story btw. The reunion is on december. I'm pondering about punching him in the throat.

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I'm pondering about punching him in the throat.

Pretend to be playfighting. Get in a good shot to the solar plexus. Give him the cold shoulder the rest of the reunion unless he can give a damn good apology.

Well the thing is, I dont think he even remembers the gravity of his own actions.

I've gotten good responses from a few friends, ranked in order of significance:

#3 Hire a Random Stranger to look for him in the party, ask if he is X and then punch him once and leave.

#2 Confront him with the story about how he almost paralyzed me then ask to punch him for "peace of mind". No matter what his next response is, I punch him in the throat as he is talking to interrupt him.

#1 This one is really nasty. Someone I know has a bunch of Datura leaves lying around. After hearing my plight, he said if I would acquiesce, he would make a concoction in which i can use to spike his drink with or use a powder to blow in his face. Google Datura and you'll know what I mean.


But sigh being the mature gentleman pussy that I am, I'm probably just going to ignore him. Revenge is a good fantasy stress reliever.

The Datura leaves are interesting though. Leave him hallucinating and all.

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#1 This one is really nasty. Someone I know has a bunch of Datura leaves lying around. After hearing my plight, he said if I would acquiesce, he would make a concoction in which i can use to spike his drink with or use a powder to blow in his face.

Ok, as somebody who has studied toxic plants for years, I have to say that unless your friend is an expert botanist, you avoid anything related to him. This plant kills pretty easily, and in relatively small doses.

I... honestly still wouldn't trust him to give you the correct dose. Call it pessimism, I call it "I don't trust people at all for anything that is even slightly illegal."

You know this has always been something I was unsure of. But if I had a girlfriend, and she ended up doing sexual things with another girl one night, and nobody like watched or was also involved, would I be angry about her "cheating"?

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You know this has always been something I was unsure of. But if I had a girlfriend, and she ended up doing sexual things with another girl one night, and nobody like watched or was also involved, would I be angry about her "cheating"?

The possibility for threesome would override all rational thought at that point

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You know this has always been something I was unsure of. But if I had a girlfriend, and she ended up doing sexual things with another girl one night, and nobody like watched or was also involved, would I be angry about her "cheating"?

I would be, but I don'y know if you'd be. I don't know your feelings, bro.

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The possibility for threesome would override all rational thought at that point

Echoing my thoughts there mate

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Poison darts.

I love you.

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You know this has always been something I was unsure of. But if I had a girlfriend, and she ended up doing sexual things with another girl one night, and nobody like watched or was also involved, would I be angry about her "cheating"?

I don't know whether or not you should be angry (I think its well within your rights to be upset, whether or not you should express anger towards said person is always a bit of a grey area in my opinion), but no matter how you slice it it would bother you one way or another, so I'd say that leaving it alone probably isn't the best of ideas.

This really depends on the level of sexual activity though.



I feel lame taking that seriously, the thought of the threesome is too much to bear.

My personal philosophy. More people = more complexity = more drama = more unhappiness. That is why I am alone.

That is why Thomas Was Alone

sorry i just had to make that joke