I bet they all chip in on gas money too don't they

"Ooooh so soory aboot that, already planned for coofy." - Devour 2015

What the shit?

On this side of the border drinking coffee is super mundane, many people do it when they're commuting to their shitty nine to five jobs and think nothing of it. Usually they order some sort of super gay version called a quadruple mocha fresco-chino or some shit like that, with whipped cream on top with a cherry and sparkles for extra gayness. Because the high sugar concentration is the only thing that can make that bitter brown ass sludge palatable.

When we're on skype playing games and you canadians are all like "Do you guys mind if we drink coffee" and we're like "What? No! Of course we don't mind, why the fuck would we?" we only get more confused because apparently you guys need to get up, walk away and drop whatever your doing for coffee. I can only assume to complete some sort of satanic canadian coffee ritual. Meanwhile I have a super big gulp right at my desk that I consume during actual gameplay constantly. Depending on the day my cup is filled with water, tea or juice and it never interferes with my ability to play games.

Now, I wont profess to understand why you have to devote time to consuming coffee, but I can only assume I don't want to know based on the fact that it apparently requires your free hand and undivided attention.

To that I say, you've got a problem sir and probably a sick one.

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"Ooooh so soory aboot that, already planned for coofy." - Devour 2015

What the shit?

On this side of the border drinking coffee is super mundane, many people do it when they're commuting to their shitty nine to five jobs and think nothing of it. Usually they order some sort of super gay version called a quadruple mocha fresco-chino or some shit like that, with whipped cream on top with a cherry and sparkles for extra gayness. Because the high sugar concentration is the only thing that can make that bitter brown ass sludge palatable.

When we're on skype playing games and you canadians are all like "Do you guys mind if we drink coffee" and we're like "What? No! Of course we don't mind, why the fuck would we?" we only get more confused because apparently you guys need to get up, walk away and drop whatever your doing for coffee. I can only assume to complete some sort of satanic canadian coffee ritual. Meanwhile I have a super big gulp right at my desk that I consume during actual gameplay constantly. Depending on the day my cup is filled with water, tea or juice and it never interferes with my ability to play games.

Now, I wont profess to understand why you have to devote time to consuming coffee, but I can only assume I don't want to know based on the fact that it apparently requires your free hand and undivided attention.

To that I say, you've got a problem sir and probably a sick one.

This one knows too much. Activate Operation Maplemoose. We shan't make such mistakes in the future

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This one knows too much. Activate Operation Maplemoose. We shan't make such mistakes in the future

Nope nope nope nope.

I used to have a coffee machine at work, but we ultimately ended up getting rid of it because just a cup of coffee or tea wasn't good enough for people, it has to be a toffe-chocolate-fuckachino or we just aren't good enough.

lmao, I'd suggest going to work at a bank if they wanted something more.

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anyone here play toribash?

You want the hands?

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lmao, I'd suggest going to work at a bank if they wanted something more.

I work at Starbucks, the bank across the street makes regular runs.

When you live in Washington they transfuse coffee into your blood. My blood coffee concentration (BCC) is generally at a 0.12. Also, there's nothing wrong with Lattes, Americans, Cappuccinos, Macchiatos and what have you, they're all coffee and they're all delicious. Lastly, coffee always tastes better in a mug than it does in a paper cup.

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When you live in Washington they transfuse coffee into your blood. My blood coffee concentration (BCC) is generally at a 0.12. Also, there's nothing wrong with Lattes, Americans, Cappuccinos, Macchiatos and what have you, they're all coffee and they're all delicious. Lastly, coffee always tastes better in a mug than it does in a paper cup.

Espresso. I drink pure espresso.

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I work at Starbucks, the bank across the street makes regular runs.

That must be some uptight bank, most of the banks I go to have their own espresso machines in the lounge.

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Espresso. I drink pure espresso.

I enjoy myself a 'spressy ever now and again. I'm absolutely paranoid about staining my teeth though so I generally add a bit of milk or cream.

I googled and iirc an espresso with a little milk is macchiato


but ilke there's just no way I'll remember what all the coffee names mean until the next time I walk into a coffee shop

I think a Macchiato has to be foamed or maybe it usually is and doesn't have to be. So for now, Machiattos, Lattes and Cafe con Leche are the same to me unless someone can prove otherwise.

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"IM GETTING RID OF THE FORUMS, NEW FORUMS. NO DON'T TAKE THESE FORUMS THEY'RE GOOD LOOK AT THEM."

Where was this from? I remember seeing it all the time but I can't remember who said it originally.

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Espresso. I drink pure espresso.

This guy knows what he's doing.