you should've said "hell yeah. i saw you from behind and i knew i just had to have you"

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you should've said "hell yeah. i saw you from behind and i knew i just had to have you"

Which sounds great now, but at the moment I was flustered and confused, as well as hot and bothered.

That deep southern drawl just gets to me.

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I would like to submit a mating request for Jeremy.

Thank you for applying at northwestern mating resource, your application has been received and is currently processing, this may take on average 2-4 business weeks to be fully viewed and responded to. We acknowledge that this is a fairly long time, but please be encouraged within this process cycle to go out and get a life, find a girlfriend, and stop this silly pursuit. Thank you.

Northwestern mating resource; "If your dreams don't come true, someone else's probably did instead."

god dammit

i had an ingrown hair near my mouth that i thought was a pimple, it had been swelling up a bit, so i squeezed the hell out of it

out came the hair + a lot of blood and yellow JUICE, a day later my entire face is swollen and infected somehow. hurts like a BITCH

gotta go get some antibiotics before i get a blood infection

this is the second injury of yours that was caused by something ingrown that i now know of
the first time it was your toenail

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this is the second injury of yours that was caused by something ingrown that i now know of
the first time it was your toenail

exactly!! why me

when i squeezed it there was like a torrent of blood and pus and in the mix was a hair and i'm like oh **** that can't be good

this happens because you have long hair. as a side effect, you look unattractive.

actually it happened because they make me shave for school

maybe the school department was afraid that your manly beard would turn into a bear

You always gotta watch out for the neck bear man.

A nazi movie. What the F*** This is why I hate germans but more. NAZI

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maybe the school department was afraid that your manly beard would turn into a bear

maybe ,

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A nazi movie. What the F*** This is why I hate germans but more. NAZI

Ahem. I am German, bro.