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because people don't like to get hairs in their eyes and mouth when they give you a blowjob.

Either your dick is short or you're getting a blowjob from someone with a lot of practice.

I went to a band party last night.

It was actually really fun.

Quote from Automaton

guys, i have a question.

When you want to make your pubes look decent, what do you do with the balls and shaft? Cause like, if I trim the hair and shit, it will take forever doing that shit with scissors on and around the balls and shaft. I'm thinking I just take a razor to that bitch and shave the shit out of it.

Why would it take forever with scissors? You can cut more than one hair at a time.
Besides, if you're going to be doing this kind of maintenance, you should feel better about doing it the long, safe way.
Shaved looks kinda weird at first, but I think it's not too bad, as long as you're not hairy as fuck everywhere else.

It's totally not worth it. Uncomfortable as fuck.

The only people who trim their pubes feverously are pornstars and faggets.

Hell yeah. Did some hiking. Walked miles and miles for hours on end. Then after walking inland for so long we jumped out to the coast. I can not tell you how many Bear Grylls jokes were made.

That guy's a joke. I respect you more for hiking than him for surviving.

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Hell yeah. Did some hiking. Walked miles and miles for hours on end. Then after walking inland for so long we jumped out to the coast. I can not tell you how many Bear Grylls jokes were made.

Where is that?

I live in Northeastern Texas. The hike we went on surrounded a lake called Grapevine Lake. Since Texas is flat as fuck, it's easy to get shots of the sun setting.

Quote from Cronos

straya cunt. Why we get so many silver medals in olimpcs :(

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poor Agstralians, what a shame that you have only 7 gold medals. :/

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Hell yeah. Did some hiking. Walked miles and miles for hours on end. Then after walking inland for so long we jumped out to the coast. I can not tell you how many Bear Grylls jokes were made.

good for you, i don't really like walking for miles and miles, anyway what do you did after?

United States of Motherfucking America.

would have been a far better name in retrospect

So guise, the RNC is going to be very soon, and according to the news, there's going to be around 12 gunboats around the convention, the streets are going to be shutdown, and i saw some Hazmat suits at my firestation, and when I asked, the guys just told me that the police department would be suiting up in bio-chem suits and assault rifles.

What the fuck.

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good for you, i don't really like walking for miles and miles, anyway what do you did after?

Before we went on the trip we had some In N' Out, so one of my pals was puking his guts out at the top of a hill.

After hiking though we all went to a pizza buffet and chowed down.