Yes and even if the pool is tightly packed, those things will just fly out the moment you jump in. The only way to assure the softness without the explosion is to jump into a giant PVC tube of packing foam.

But then how will you get out

You need to go deeper.

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Yes and even if the pool is tightly packed, those things will just fly out the moment you jump in. The only way to assure the softness without the explosion is to jump into a giant PVC tube of packing foam.

But then how will you get out

There is no way out. There is only the foam.

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You need to go deeper.

My respect for you has just plummeted.

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My respect for you has just plummeted.

I see what you did there

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My respect for you has just plummeted.

Stop being such a downer.

That's Azure's gimmick that he has going on though. He's not a downer, he's the downer! Respect that.

Also, I would affix all 10,000 pieces of foam to me with some kind of glue/tape, and in my new ascended form, the Foam Golem would begin his reign.
Those children think they know pillow fighting. But after those little nerds faced the Foam Golem all that would remain in my wake would be a trail of feathers, the tears of the innocent, and slightly-burnt foam bits.

I'd finally have enough packing peanuts to safely store Jutsu's massive ego.

Bazing, motherfucker

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You need to go deeper.

Mmmm I'll go down on you any day

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I'd finally have enough packing peanuts to safely store Jutsu's massive ego.

Bazing, motherfucker

OMG I laughed way too much at this.


Also, Packing Peanuts. Fuck. I knew it was called something but it just slipped my mind.

I would eat all of them and become a living scarecrow
EDIT: Devour this would be you:
i was gonna say that but you beat me to it ;-;

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I think we need Zed's math again, but I'm pretty sure 10,000 pieces of foam isn't going to be enough to support your body weight, much less at a diving speed.

There are 10,000 cubic centimetres in a cubic metre. I don't think these packing foam pieces are more than three cubic centimetres, and they're possibly as little as two. I think you could make a pit large enough to sit in and splash around, but not big enough to dive into without injuring yourself. You could just about make it deep enough but that would mean making it so narrow that you'd struggle to get the right way up again afterwards, and then you might drown in Styrofoam peanuts.

Personally I would use them to pack a large bean-bag. It might seat two people, although in practice it would be all mine :)

I'm going to pretend they are real sentient people.......... all that while I burn them.

Edit: I'm serious.

I'd encourage a bunch of really stupid people to eat them then make a petition to rename them to annoying packy box things.

I'd save them until I'm dead and leave behind instructions to full my coffin with them, to make sure I'm comfy.

I'd fill boxes with them, label all those boxes "valuables inside, do not drop" and have them locked into an American storage unit, just to piss off some fat auction reality stars and laugh at their disappointed faces when it airs on TV.

Pretty sure that's not enough foam peanuts to pack a whoke house