I'd let them poop everywhere the streets
Then I'll let them pay me to pick up the poop
What Would You Do w/ 10,000: Lightbulbs
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Dec 19, 2014 7:08 AM #1284308
Dec 19, 2014 10:37 AM #1284346
I'd swim gently beneath the sea of these cuttie cats and do the purring sound everytime I hit 10 of them. :3
Gently, because of those hidden paws. Don't want my skin to yell "ouchie".
Gently, because of those hidden paws. Don't want my skin to yell "ouchie".
Dec 19, 2014 11:27 AM #1284354
Drown in pussy
Dec 19, 2014 6:01 PM #1284434
I already have them...ok, if I had them then I would photograph each one and post them on the internet in order to destroy it with kitty madness. By doing that I will design a kittyproof internet of my own (totalnet) and will use that to control the vast masses that will obey me as their new ruler. Then I will have each cat to have some authority in every country. They will be the decachiliadeotheon of the religion of the new civilisation. Then I would honorably bail to see the world torned apart in a cool apocalyptic dystopian fashion.
decachiliadeotheon: I literally made this word up....
decachiliadeotheon: I literally made this word up....
Dec 19, 2014 8:50 PM #1284451
I could build an army out of them.
Then I can overthrow the government and create a kitten democracy.
And the president would be a democatic.
*ba dum tssss* great pun, right?
Then I can overthrow the government and create a kitten democracy.
And the president would be a democatic.
*ba dum tssss* great pun, right?
Dec 19, 2014 11:16 PM #1284485
I'd use them to pull my giant cat chariot.
Dec 19, 2014 11:20 PM #1284486
I'd use them to knock over every Christmas tree in town
Dec 20, 2014 2:50 AM #1284529
Rule the world.
Dec 21, 2014 8:15 PM #1285085
I would take all of them and burn them in the depths of hell, cause no one likes cats
Dec 21, 2014 10:02 PM #1285095
I would flee before they realised that I was the only thing left in the area that was edible.
Dec 21, 2014 10:17 PM #1285097
Turn them Into 10,000 cats and ride them In space with a army To counquer Mars.
OR Paint them colors of rare cats, Sell them, And Hightail out of town before they realize anything.
OR release them in the streets and then everyone In town will have a new pet, And everyone with cat allergies dies.
Get 10,000 dogs and see what happens.
OR Make some tasty new kinds of burger.
I'm Creative :3
OR Paint them colors of rare cats, Sell them, And Hightail out of town before they realize anything.
OR release them in the streets and then everyone In town will have a new pet, And everyone with cat allergies dies.
Get 10,000 dogs and see what happens.
OR Make some tasty new kinds of burger.
I'm Creative :3
Dec 22, 2014 12:29 AM #1285129
Send them to Chernobyl. Wait a few years. Extract as much offsprings as possible and destroy the species of cats.
Dec 22, 2014 12:36 AM #1285132
Id establish the Secret Cat Agency and train them in precise dog and rat elimination, then have them guard my house 24/7.
Dec 22, 2014 1:23 AM #1285144
You would have to buy a crap ton of sardines...
Dec 22, 2014 2:32 AM #1285179
Quote from SettoYou would have to buy a crap ton of sardines...
Then I'll just train them to go search for their own sardines.