***Please, none of that "I'm a pacifist/would never hurt a child." crap. This is a hypothetical situation. You cannot hurt the feelings of imaginary creatures.

Specifications and Assumptions:
- Wide open area, in a place you both agree to. You cannot use the environment against them and they to you.
- Unarmed combat. Fists and grappling only. Fatigue exists.
- They come in waves of 3-5 kids. The number per wave is random.
- By definition, 5th graders are on average 10-11 years old. Although this may vary in your country so I'm noting the age.
- No need to fight to the death. Only incapacitation/KO or disabling.

Would you be able to handle a class of 5th Graders?

I'd fuck those little shits up

I'd win. But only because I'd play dirty.

You see, they have a whole bunch on numbers, and even though the largest wave is 5 they can still swarm you pretty easily if they're smart about it, after that all it takes is for one of them to punch you in the nuts and you've kinda lost. I'd probably go down or at least go on the defensive, and as soon as that's happened they can just get all over you so could couldn't throw a decent punch even if you wanted to and grappling doesn't really work if you're versing more than one person.

So on the first wave, I'd take down all of them except one so the next wave can't come in. I'll then start hurting one of them so badly that the rest won't want to fight even if they think they have an advantage in numbers. I mean I'd feel bad about breaking a little kids fingers, but hey, they did something so bad that we organised a massive 1 on 40 brawl. So he probably deserved it.

they stand no chance against my fighting skills. I've taken classes for the last 8 years on 5 different forms of martial arts. I'll fuck some little faggots up.

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Also people voting yes really need to think about how tough they really are.

What's that supposed to mean? YOU WANNA GO? COME FITE ME IRL M8 I'LL BEET UR BLOODY HED IN I SWER ON ME MUM.

Ah you're right, I didn't specify.

It is to KO. Or incapacitated and unable to fight back (so like, you can break all their legs or arms or something)

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Also people voting yes really need to think about how tough they really are. Consider the fact that you sit at your computer most of the time. edit: and these kids have required PE and recess time, every weekday

That's exactly the point of why winning is possible
I have mass
Physics thaught me that as long as you have mass, you can't be moved
Maybe I can be rolled
But not moved
or so I think since I don't even remember the last time I took a physics book in my hands

Pretty sure I can wreck their shit up... until the 20th wave or something. Heck, I might not even last 10 waves. Staring at my PC 24/7 doesn't make my body stronger.

And note that 5th graders these days are scary. They have 6-pacs and shit.

If they're only in waves of 3-5, easy. Pick up the first one and use him to whack the rest.

I can't take on the whole class.

Even if they're kids, it takes effort to KO every single one.

frankly, i'd die

Vi Russkie no giv up.
Sadko, what the hell? I thought it was like some sort of our country theme.

Well this all depends. What if one of the children are like a kung fu master? I would get #rekt. This all depends. Are they random? Or are they all the same just hopeless children who just fight cause they hate adults?

I can kick as high as about two of dem little shiets stacked on top of each other. I'll just kick them in the face and such. Easy.