If they come in waves then damn straight I could take em
hit them with my finishing move, drone strike

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Well this all depends. What if one of the children are like a kung fu master? I would get #rekt. This all depends. Are they random? Or are they all the same just hopeless children who just fight cause they hate adults?

Assume 5th Grade Children in your country/local center

I'm a pretty tall man, I'm not too weak and my arms are decently long, I think I'd have at least a small chance. I mean even if they're a group, they're still really easy to throw and kick away from you. The only experience I've had that's anything like this though is when a class of 3rd graders tried to cling onto me, in which I had to be really careful not to hurt anyone, so I might be wrong and get my ass handed to me.

Waves of three to five? Come at me. I'll be wearing my 2nd degree black belt with it too.

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Assume 5th Grade Children in your country/local center

They suck.
I have a high chance of winning, but depends on their teamwork. But fo sho they can't hold me down easily.

You guys are all like "plleeeaasseeee, this is easy!" This is what I think of you guys

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You guys are all like "plleeeaasseeee, this is easy!" This is what I think of you guys

You just broke a rule. No objects just fists and feet... and... pelvis.

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You guys are all like "plleeeaasseeee, this is easy!" This is what I think of you guys

They're like, old school 3rd graders, man. 5% are actual 5th graders. I just need a sip of Mountain Dew and boom. Mlg.

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That's exactly the point of why winning is possible
I have mass

Physics thaught me that as long as you have mass, you can't be moved
Maybe I can be rolled
But not moved
or so I think since I don't even remember the last time I took a physics book in my hands

I punched a fat guy in the face once. He moved. Alot.

Well if I honestly had to go up against a bunch of 5th graders I would be like "Doods your better at me at COD" and they would just be so happy and then we would have the best time of our lifes.

Fighting is pointless.

na jk while they would be so gitty and happy I would 360 no scope them with my fist. Since I dont got a sniper rifle :|

Proceed to stand on the top of the monkey bars
Those dumbshits don't know to throw things at me
Just kick them off whenever they come up

I'm curious how many would actually say yes if the kids changed their strategy from waves to zerg rushing

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I'm curious how many would actually say yes if the kids changed their strategy from waves to zerg rushing

I'd get pretty fucked up

At most, I can take on 8-9 of em at a time. All 40, and as soon as you pick one off, another is in there wailing on you. So my answer would switch automatically to no.

I'm not an action star.