You vs 40 5th-Graders

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Nov 23, 2014 10:03 PM #1273012
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That works for everything except China though. Imagine 40 high pitched shrieks all trying to gain one thing. Shudder


40 voices screaming profanities in Chinese, doing kung fu and overpowering you in a mad rush of infantile violence.

#rekt

I am a Form 1 secondary student in HK (lol) - i.e. I'm 13 - and I'm not the tallest person in my year. So even though I do know some martial arts, I'm not sure about the all-K.O. bit though. I'm no Bruce Lee.
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Nov 24, 2014 2:13 AM #1273078
Hey, is martial arts like a requisite thing in China/Hong Kong? Or is it like an optional club or soemthing? Does that mean that by law, all chinese/hk-ers need to and do in fact know martial art basics? How awesome is that.
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Dec 2, 2014 1:08 AM #1276531
I Took martial arts for 3 years 3 years ago.
Im prepared.
(But i actually am strongk for 14 so i would bust some heads togetha :3)
(Of course in REAL LIFE unless they like KOed my brother or something i wouldnt acually hit them. Maybe throw in a dumpster though.)
But i live in america though. Half the kids are complete wusses xD.
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Dec 2, 2014 2:48 AM #1276604
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I Took martial arts for 3 years 3 years ago.
Im prepared.
(But i actually am strongk for 14 so i would bust some heads togetha :3)
(Of course in REAL LIFE unless they like KOed my brother or something i wouldnt acually hit them. Maybe throw in a dumpster though.)
But i live in america though. Half the kids are complete wusses xD.

dude, you're so fucking cool man.
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Dec 2, 2014 4:47 AM #1276681
Why has no one thought about psychological damage when fighting these kids?
Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 kids?
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Dec 2, 2014 4:55 AM #1276691
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Why has no one thought about psychological damage when fighting these kids?
Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 kids?


Yes. Was that ever in question?
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Dec 2, 2014 5:58 AM #1276711
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Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 kids?


With the kids we have at my school, I'd do it a thousand times over.
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Dec 2, 2014 6:24 AM #1276717
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Why has no one thought about psychological damage when fighting these kids?
Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 kids?

Hewitt already addressed this at the front page:

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***Please, none of that "I'm a pacifist/would never hurt a child." crap. This is a hypothetical situation. You cannot hurt the feelings of imaginary creatures.
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Dec 4, 2014 1:44 AM #1277493
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Why has no one thought about psychological damage when fighting these kids?
Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 kids?


Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 imaginary variables?
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Dec 4, 2014 2:50 AM #1277516
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Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 imaginary variables?


Yes. Was that ever in question?
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Dec 4, 2014 2:51 AM #1277517
I wasn't even talking to you Azure XD
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Dec 4, 2014 2:52 AM #1277518
He was making sure the imaginary variables heard him.
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Dec 4, 2014 3:14 AM #1277530
Essentially what Error said. I was also making a joke.
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Jan 14, 2015 9:08 PM #1295384
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I'd fuck those little shits up


Lol If they tried to attack me I might do the same

but I not 100% sure so I just decided me.
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Jan 30, 2015 1:23 PM #1301624
Are we allowed to stock up on condoms before the fight?