You vs 40 5th-Graders
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TheShadowPosts: 14
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View Profile That works for everything except China though. Imagine 40 high pitched shrieks all trying to gain one thing. Shudder
40 voices screaming profanities in Chinese, doing kung fu and overpowering you in a mad rush of infantile violence.
#rekt
I am a Form 1 secondary student in HK (lol) - i.e. I'm 13 - and I'm not the tallest person in my year. So even though I do know some martial arts, I'm not sure about the all-K.O. bit though. I'm no Bruce Lee.
HewittPosts: 14,256
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View Profile Hey, is martial arts like a requisite thing in China/Hong Kong? Or is it like an optional club or soemthing? Does that mean that by law, all chinese/hk-ers need to and do in fact know martial art basics? How awesome is that.
SettoBannedPosts: 2,394
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View Profile I Took martial arts for 3 years 3 years ago.
Im prepared.
(But i actually am strongk for 14 so i would bust some heads togetha :3)
(Of course in REAL LIFE unless they like KOed my brother or something i wouldnt acually hit them. Maybe throw in a dumpster though.)
But i live in america though. Half the kids are complete wusses xD.
CookPosts: 5,155
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View Profile I Took martial arts for 3 years 3 years ago.
Im prepared.
(But i actually am strongk for 14 so i would bust some heads togetha :3)
(Of course in REAL LIFE unless they like KOed my brother or something i wouldnt acually hit them. Maybe throw in a dumpster though.)
But i live in america though. Half the kids are complete wusses xD.
dude, you're so fucking cool man.
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View Profile Why has no one thought about psychological damage when fighting these kids?
Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 kids?
AzureModerator2Posts: 8,579
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View Profile Why has no one thought about psychological damage when fighting these kids?
Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 kids?
Yes. Was that ever in question?
deviPosts: 2,756
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View Profile Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 kids?
With the kids we have at my school, I'd do it a thousand times over.
Zero2Posts: 4,727
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View Profile Why has no one thought about psychological damage when fighting these kids?
Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 kids?
Hewitt already addressed this at the front page:
***Please, none of that "I'm a pacifist/would never hurt a child." crap. This is a hypothetical situation. You cannot hurt the feelings of imaginary creatures.
HewittPosts: 14,256
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View Profile Why has no one thought about psychological damage when fighting these kids?
Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 kids?
Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 imaginary variables?
AzureModerator2Posts: 8,579
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View Profile Would you have the grit to overturn your morality and injure 40 imaginary variables?
Yes. Was that ever in question?
HewittPosts: 14,256
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View Profile I wasn't even talking to you Azure XD
ErrorBlender2Posts: 4,399
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View Profile He was making sure the imaginary variables heard him.
AzureModerator2Posts: 8,579
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View Profile Essentially what Error said. I was also making a joke.
MGOBLUE-REDWINGPosts: 313
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View Profile I'd fuck those little shits up
Lol If they tried to attack me I might do the same
but I not 100% sure so I just decided me.
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View Profile Are we allowed to stock up on condoms before the fight?