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Dec 16, 2014 1:38 AM #1282857
A red drop pod crashes nearby from orbit. The pod doors open and a helmet-less red space marine slowly walks out sporting an epic bald of baldness. He is apparently holding a megaphone and sets himself high upon a stage. Meanwhile, GuardianTempest, wearing a Cadian uniform, is woefully pushing a large speaker before stopping to pant.

Pause.

"Battul Brothas!" the bald one yelled, "Todeh the enemeh is at our door, we knoh ouah duties and..."

GuardianTempest is seen listening intently while Boreale makes his glorious speech.
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Dec 16, 2014 1:41 AM #1282858
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A red drop pod crashes nearby from orbit. The pod doors open and a helmet-less red space marine slowly walks out sporting an epic bald of baldness. He is apparently holding a megaphone and sets himself high upon a stage. Meanwhile, GuardianTempest, wearing a Cadian uniform, is woefully pushing a large speaker before stopping to pant.

Pause.

"Battul Brothas!" the bald one yelled, "Todeh the enemeh is at our door, we knoh ouah duties and..."

GuardianTempest is seen listening intently while Boreale makes his glorious speech.


[OOC: OUT OF F**KING NOWHERE, THIS HAPPENS.]
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Dec 16, 2014 1:46 AM #1282862
[OOC: I find the obligatory spawning of Eldar, Necron and Chaos to be tempting me so much.]
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Dec 16, 2014 1:56 AM #1282865
[OOC: I've done nothing but play Soulstorm for the past few days.]
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Dec 16, 2014 1:56 AM #1282866
Letting the rifle lay on the bipod, the battle-ready carbine snapped up from below her. Snapping up to a calm, collected crouch, the M4 Carbine balanced perfectly in her hands. The ghillie suit rendered her rather bushlike, but she turned her attention to the rear, letting the rifle charge up of it's own accord. It'd be about a fifth of the way there by now, but it would take a while and she wanted to make sure it got there.

"All units, be advised. Unknown entities have appeared around Goggles, appear to be metallic in nature. Proceed with caution."

[Linear Induction Rifle Charges - 4/15 {two turns in one}]
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Dec 16, 2014 2:20 AM #1282876
A low hum of energy resonates through the air, bringing with it a massive ship of alien origin. "Carrier has arrived!" Gaaading whooped as a squadron of 10 Interceptors make its way to the wretched GodBot's last remaining sentries. "I'll keep him occupied! Azure take this energy!" A capsule is jettisoned from the Carrier at Azure's feet, it hovers towards Azure and assists in its charge of the Data Drain.

[Two actions used]
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Dec 16, 2014 2:27 AM #1282879
Laptop reached 30% possible passwords.
"No, it just had to be a dragon," complained Logic as he saw the reptile. "It couldn't be Goggles' mod girlfriend. It had to be a mother—fucking dragon. "
As he finished his observation, with the final words, "Ну ты у меня щас изговнюкоешся", he picked up his PC, which restored after the bluescreen.
"Eat my i7, piece of mythological shit."
He hacks, and spawns an army of flying robotic bugs. All of these bugs, being controlled by Logic's computer, act as one, and all flew directly at the dragon, with the purpose of biting off his scales.
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Dec 16, 2014 2:51 AM #1282886
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"No, it just had to be a dragon," complained Logic as he saw the reptile. "It couldn't be Goggles' mod girlfriend. It had to be a mother—fucking dragon. "


[OOC: The dragon is his girlfriend]
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Dec 16, 2014 4:03 AM #1282925
Turn Ten:

Quote from Caelo
Letting the rifle lay on the bipod, the battle-ready carbine snapped up from below her. Snapping up to a calm, collected crouch, the M4 Carbine balanced perfectly in her hands. The ghillie suit rendered her rather bushlike, but she turned her attention to the rear, letting the rifle charge up of it's own accord. It'd be about a fifth of the way there by now, but it would take a while and she wanted to make sure it got there.

"All units, be advised. Unknown entities have appeared around Goggles, appear to be metallic in nature. Proceed with caution."

[Linear Induction Rifle Charges - 4/15 {two turns in one}]


The ground just beneath Caelo burns as a magmatic entity bursts forth from the hill nearby.

-Caelo's Linear Induction Rifle charges up to 4/15!-


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[AZURE FLAMES CHARGE: 10/10]

As Azure Flames lick across his body, AK's eyes glow. The flames seem to focus in on his core, before exploding outward in a pillar of destructive blue power, somehow ignoring the turrets surrounding him and enveloping a quarter mile radius around him!

[Data Drain Charge: 13/50] The Data Drain's energy continues to collect.


-Azure Kite's Data Drain is charged up to 14/50!-


Goggles watches his counterpart deliver his attack. The Azure flames, seekers of the damned, flowed through the scene in a wave of purification. Slag fiends perish as the fire washes over them. The Moltensteel monster flies high enough to dodge the attack.

Goggles simply stands, untouched. The fires lick his body and Azure could sense the damage but Goggles didn't move an inch. Just behind the GodBot lied an avatar.

"Skeith wishes to meet your acquiantance." Goggles whispered to Azure's thoughts.

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"Looks like I might need to use this."
Photon Scrambler 2/20


The Azure flames burn silentsh00t alive. The traitor's blood boils within his body as the heat cooks him from without and within.

-silentsh00t perishes in azure fire. He later respawns.-


Several stitches appear from behind the bramble. Their undeath stench only registered in Aquila's nose just now.

Quote from Aquila
The visor picked up the rumbling. "Cortana we are out of here!" Aquila stated, pulling the chip out of the ballista and reinserting it into his visor. He reached into the portal and pulled out a bazooka before snapping the thing shut with a snap of his fingers. He jumped off the bluff and his boots ground against the loose rubble and dirt, digging up two big clouds of dust that billowed behind him. He prepped the cannon which he aimed at Goggles. "Cortana, logistics?"

"Best to aim at his chest. The wind is flowing at a rate that will not effect the trajectory of the missile. Change degrees slightly to the southeast and you can fire at will." Aquila took the needed measurements and shot the homing rocket.

The RPG hurtled at Goggles, its seemingly mediocre and simple appearance shouldn't alarm the godmod in any way. However what the godmod was unaware of was that contained within the missile was a nanomite warhead. A container of millions of tiny amoebas that feed off the elements that create metal. This one specifically, the metal that make up the android's body, specially customized and created by Aquila's fourth dimension weapon portal. These nanomites feed off metal and are asexual, and when they eat their fill, which is approximately 1 milligram of metal, will split into two. So with the godmod's regeneration powers, he would be forever infested with the green parasites. They will only eat metal, so when the source of metal runs out, they will die of starvation.


The missile fires as the stitches jump out from above him. The undead grips the gunman tight as they gorge on his flesh. Cortana is left alone until her master appears in a few seconds, someplace.

-Aquila has been consumed. He will respawn later-


The missile hits its mark but only barely as the avatar of Skeith, nearly formed fully, slices it in two with a darkened scythe. The bugs scatter, luckily a few make it to Goggles' armor.

The drop pod smashes onto the ground, nearly striking down the dragon. [honestly, this would have taken it down buuuut...]

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A red drop pod crashes nearby from orbit. The pod doors open and a helmet-less red space marine slowly walks out sporting an epic bald of baldness. He is apparently holding a megaphone and sets himself high upon a stage. Meanwhile, GuardianTempest, wearing a Cadian uniform, is woefully pushing a large speaker before stopping to pant.

Pause.

"Battul Brothas!" the bald one yelled, "Todeh the enemeh is at our door, we knoh ouah duties and..."

GuardianTempest is seen listening intently while Boreale makes his glorious speech.


Out from the ground below Guardian, long metallic claws sprout from the ground. The drop pod is found to be surrounded as decayed flesh springs up like daisies.

One of the Space Marines lets out his bolter and fires round after round at the most exposed creature. "Flayed ones!" He cries. The rest of the space marines bring out the bolters and fire. The lietenant activates his chainsword and begins to strike back but the number of flayed ones number by the twenties.

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A low hum of energy resonates through the air, bringing with it a massive ship of alien origin. "Carrier has arrived!" Gaaading whooped as a squadron of 10 Interceptors make its way to the wretched GodBot's last remaining sentries. "I'll keep him occupied! Azure take this energy!" A capsule is jettisoned from the Carrier at Azure's feet, it hovers towards Azure and assists in its charge of the Data Drain.

[Two actions used]


-Azure Kite's Data Drain is charged up to 15/50!-


[OOC: The sentries no longer exist. Unless you attack the anti-godmodder's ones which by the way you worded it, does not. So, you will strike the dragon instead. Behold mytho-scifi combat]

The carriers interceptors rush in for the moltensteel dragon. Their photon capacitors rain hell onto the monster's wings and body. The Fraysan flyer bellowed powerfully and frantically breathed its fire around itself in an attempt to stall its foes. The Interceptors' shields hold but the Dragon swipes some of them out of the sky.

The sentries below assist in the attack, firing flak at the airborne fraysan. The moltensteel dragon screeches in pain.

Logic, along with Sadko's men, are found to be hiding behind rubble of what used to be the fort. Without the Father of the Unorthodox, the army of netizens find themselves without the vigor to continue but stay idly by with Logic.

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Laptop reached 30% possible passwords.
"No, it just had to be a dragon," complained Logic as he saw the reptile. "It couldn't be Goggles' mod girlfriend. It had to be a mother—fucking dragon. "
As he finished his observation, with the final words, "Ну ты у меня щас изговнюкоешся", he picked up his PC, which restored after the bluescreen.
"Eat my i7, piece of mythological shit."
He hacks, and spawns an army of flying robotic bugs. All of these bugs, being controlled by Logic's computer, act as one, and all flew directly at the dragon, with the purpose of biting off his scales.


Bugs began to swirl out of his laptop, tiny binary things similar to those that caused him death. It flew up to the sky towards their intended target. Some didn't make it in the onslaught of flak, photon blast and superheated fire but those that did begin their toil on eating away at the scales.


Goggles, The GodBot

[||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||78HP|||||||||||||||||||||||||||*......................]


  • The Azure Flames do 2 damage! BUT HOW?
  • Aquila's bugs latch on! [The asterisks represent the bugs. If damage will be incurred, the bugs double it and disappear. With luck, they'll multiply.]


Minions

Moltensteel Dragon

[|||||||||||||||||||||||||35HP||||||||**...............]


  • Gaadings' interceptors deal five damage against the monster.
  • _Ai_'s sentries deal 3 damage to it!
  • Logic's bugs begin to tear away at its scales! [The asterisks represent the bugs. If damage will be incurred, the bugs double it and disappear]


Necron Flayed Ones
[||||||||||18 Flayed Ones||||||||..]


  • Two are felled by the might of the Blood Angel's chapter!



Avatar of Skeith
Health still unknown.




Stitch Squad
[||5 Stitches||]




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GuardianTempest's Blood Angels Chapter
[||||||12 Space Marines||||||]





Gaading's Protoss Carrier
[|||||||||||||||||||||||||50Shields|||||||||||||||||||||||||]
[||||||||||Protoss Carrier||||||||||]
[|||||8 Interceptors|||..]


  • Two interceptors are taken out by the dragon.


Sadko's Netizen Army
[|||||||||||||||||||......19 Netizen Soldiers.........................]


  • They hide with Logic.


_Ai_'s Multipurpose Defensive Sentries
[||||||||||20 Multipurpose Defensive Sentries||||||||||]


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Dec 16, 2014 4:37 AM #1282931
sadko comes back into the light and greets his soldiers, the precious remaining few of his forty strong force.

'SONOFABICH!'

he begins chanting, and the men begin chanting with him. the power is immense in their words as 'bich' lingers in the air, creating an aura of terror

'fuck logic, we are immortal nyan cats'

the nineteen blokes turn into atomic rainbow colored nuclear warheads and all fly towards the sonofabich called goggles
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Dec 16, 2014 4:40 AM #1282932
Azure Kite's eyes flare up in annoyance at the new foreign entity. This... was a problem. Outside of protocol, yet not his primary objective. His parameters dictated that he should immediately remove the Vagrant AI, Goggles, but the AI had created a new AI with which he was familiar. Still, his Mistress had given him instructions to not harm this being...

...though, this was but a shadow of him. He raises his other hand towards the Shadow Skeith, a Data Drain beginning to take form, though... clearly of a different nature.

[Drain Heart Charge: 2/20

The Massive Data Drain in his other hand continues to charge as well!
[Data Drain Charge: 17/50]
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Dec 16, 2014 4:55 AM #1282939
Aquila collapsed onto his knees as he respawned, popping out of some type of portal. "Oh that was just nasty." He coughed and picked up the visor from his corpse. Pulling out a Desert Eagle with explosive rounds, he unloaded a few clips into each of the stitched.

"Welcome back sir." Cortana greeted, "I thought I just read your vitals zeroing out."

"I don't have a logical explanation for you Cortana, but we have someone to fight." He glared at the Avatar of Skeith. "I hate using my power." He complained but he bit into his finger and let the fourth dimensional portal pool under his hands. He pulled out each piece and equipped himself in Mjolnir armor. He transferred Cortana from the visor to his helmet. He completed the set of crimson Mark VI armor with a gravity hammer. "Now then," His voice boomed as he approached the avatar. "Let's have some fun. Cortana read me through this."

The AI complied and jumped began relaying feedback into the helmet. The avatar's movements, his stance, and possible moves. He charged and swung an uppercut, following it closely with a down smash, and completing the combo with a spinning strike. He wielded the hammer as lightly as one would handle a staff.
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Dec 16, 2014 5:16 AM #1282949
Sees how Sadko takes away his only defense.
"Ngh" he grunts.
Opens up HUD and disconnects scale—eating bugs. Binds his PC with his laptop, doubling the password cracking speed.
50% passwords checked.
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Dec 16, 2014 7:47 AM #1282985
Gaaading allowed himself a grin as the fiery heathen writhed under the pressure of his Interceptors, but only for a moment. He gazed at the squadron's onslaught with flicker of despair as the beast's physical form cleaved 2 of his fighters in twain. Those claws easily bypassed the shields while the flames did not and with only 8 fighters left he would just become a huge target. "Begin Interceptor construction!" he barked. With only a few minerals stored on board he knew that it could only supply himself a few more ships.

[Building Interceptors Charge: 3]
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Dec 16, 2014 1:58 PM #1283057
"Come get some." With that, the sniper's carbine exploded into life, thirty rounds of 5.52x45 Hollow-point rounds rocketed at the beast that had emerged from the hillside nearby. Then a pause, then more shooting. She wouldn't stop until the damned thing was dead.

[Linear Induction Rifle Charges - 5/15]
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