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Clan specialty.
Finishin' folk off, then puttin' them in a cozy spot 'til the Earth takes 'em back.
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Clan theme: Slightly wild west themed. Speak softly and carry a big stick. Also, we're in the buildin' coffins business. (Also pixel art 'cause I don't use any adobe stuff, and I'm better with it.)
Little note; Best be readin' this page in the voice of the kind Sam Elliott, or the Narrator from Bastion.
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Clan territory: Down south.
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Clan settlement: We own a coffin makin' place hooked up to a bar. Folks wander in, enjoy a few quiet whiskies, head back on out. We got a shotgun 'bove the bar for troublemakers. It's a sawn-off semi-automatic with wood furnishin', mounted on the wall by a coffin cover. It's called the Hammer, for two reasons. One, 'cause when it fires it sounds like a hammer striking metal. An' two, when it strikes, it's gonna be the last nail in some poor fella's casket.
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Now, in a zone of battlin', people die often. Living people go see doctors when hurt, but when they get hurt so much that they ain't livin' no more, they come to coffins. We build those coffins.
Y'see, dyin' is a fact of life. If you're livin', be sure that one day you're dyin'. And if you're dyin', you're comin' to us. People often die naturally, though some folk die by the hands of others. Now and then, those hands belong to us.
It's a helluva thing, if you think about it. The hands of those who made your coffin, could be the hands that put you in there.
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Folk involved. Three outta six, save for the Bartender.
The Bartender: The Bartender is the man who runs the Undertakers' fine establishment. Now, he ain't a real person, of course. It's really just Mr. Mgee doin' what Handyman can't. The Bartender is the soft spoken fella what stands behind the bar, usually cleanin' a glass. He has the keys to the place and has been around for as long as folk can remember. Why, it was his pop who built the place with his own two hands. It's the Bartender who issues the weeklies an' such. Gun of choice: Colt Navy.
Waffles Mgee, creator of the Handyman. Though his name says it, he really ain't so handy when it comes to makin' coffins. He just sorta lumbers about the place. Don't think he'll be goin' into a coffin any time soon. Won none, lost none, tied none, given up none. Mr. Mgee's the leader of the bunch. Gun of choice: Big-ass minigun.
Stickly, creator of Joe. This regular lookin' business fella just strolled through the bar doors one day, out of a job. Ordered a double whisky. Looked mighty tired, too. Talked to me, sayin' "Darn, all those years of paperwork for nothin'." "Paperwork?" I reply, "Well, we don't have a fella for that yet. How about I pour you another on the house, and you come work for us?" Eyes lit right up. Won none, lost none, tied none, given up none. Stickly is Mr. Mgee's right hand man. Gun of choice: Luger.
Naberius, creator of Naberius. I remember hearin' stories of monsters from momma, back when I was just a brat. Never thought I'd be workin' with a guy who could turn into one. Though he keeps quiet about his age, the guy looks a little too young to be on either side of the bar, but he seems to works hard wherever else I put him. Keepin' him busy keeps him from bein' loud or buggin' the customers. He's an alright fella though, when you get to know him. Won one, lost none, tied none, given up none. Gun of choice: Glock.
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Waffles Mgee (Click to Show)
Naberius (Click to Show)
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Weeklies (Click to Show)
(I'll be makin' a weekly banner soon.)
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Tryin' out. Invitation only.
Beat a guy up, put him in a coffin.
Requirements for this: Character must be good'n'original. I don't want any of you sparkly, all colourful'n'such folk in here, with your detailed weapons, electricity or any of that overused stuff.
And you gotta be a bit proficient in what you do. Pivoters, better be rankin' high beginner at least, if we're speakin' DD standards. As for flash folk, well I'm not much educated in that sector, so I believe you can figure out if you feel good enough to enter into our quiet little establishment. Just don't expect this lil' place to be full of colour and all sorts of loud noises, we liked to keep stuff somewhat sensible.
I should note that this here try-out isn't to gauge your character skill or anythin', it's just to show if you're willin' to animate somethin'. This is the kinda thing you should be expectin' in the weeklies.
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The tune of the clan. (Click to Show)