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CJ was a massive cocksucker that was very outspoken about his disregard for the community, and how SPP was nothing but a paycheck to him, and the only thing keeping him from closing the forums was that he made money off of them.

That could be a product of what he was saying, but then again I know next to nothing about CJ so I'm just a gullible kid right now.

Edit: Page 5, Drone

From what I know about CJ he's not a cool dude
kind of an asshole really

That's how sociopaths act, isn't it? I'm taking what he said way too seriously, haha.

Also, congrats on being a mod, Drone. I didn't even realize it until now, you've always been the same amount of respectable to me <3

I think people lost respect for me a while ago and I think I'm sort of starting to earn it back. Sort of. Probably not enough for me ever to be a mod. I don't have the time for that anyway.

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That's how sociopaths act, isn't it? I'm taking what he said way too seriously, haha.

Also, congrats on being a mod, Drone. I didn't even realize it until now, you've always been the same amount of respectable to me <3

Several years from now members will still not have noticed that drone was a mod.

I would like to thank the moderators and administrators for the work that they do.
Even though I have recieved multiple infractions and actually got mistakenly perma banned, I do understand the cause of these actions and would like to thank the people who infracted me because it reminded me of the way things are supose to be.
My perma ban also made me realize how much I care for Stickpage and since then, I am doing everything I can to not recieve infractions or break the rules.

Once again, thank you to all current mods, new or old. Thank you to all current admin. And thank you to all of the retired staff member that has been here in the time I have been.

I do understand why a lot of people does not like moderators and administrators but I also understand that staff member does not enjoy infracting or banning members. (Unless they have caused extreme trouble)

Once again I want to thank all of you.
The kind,
The patient,
The harsh,
The respectfull,
The understanding
And every other type of moderator there is.

Even though I have had altercations with hewitt, for exemple, I do not want people to think that I hate him. In fact, I appreciate hewitt has a person and I would like to thank him. I now realize that while being harsh with people, your only goal was to help and that me coming over and insulting your manners did not help at all.


Thanks, to all of you

You hear that guys? Unlike you other lowly mods, I actually HAVE a person

Quote from Envoy

Mods are clearly just bots designed by Jeff to fool us common folks into thinking that they are sentient. I mean for fuck sakes. "_Ai_"? Really Jeff? You think you can fool me? I can see through your tricks.

I've been thinking about this post. Ai, Drone, Mecha-Hewitt... I can see it clearly now.

Camila isn't a South American girl whose first language isn't English, she was a prototype for the program that writes up the mod's posts that was used by Jeff to experiment with grammar and vocabulary algorithms.
Mecha-Hewitt was a particularly fierce iteration of the ModBot™ who had to be retired due to an inability to detect humor.

The list of evidence left behind goes on.

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You hear that guys? Unlike you other lowly mods, I actually HAVE a person

Look at this post. What sense does it make? It is clearly a result of a bot that hasn't quite recovered from its corruption. The "Spam-O-Matic" talk was a cover-up.

I do think we should keep this on topic. The goal is not to make fun of staff members, it is to give them credit for their hard work.

I was gonna mention how obvious it was that you were a robot, Kite but decided not to since 1) it's a well known fact and 2) nobody would know who I was talking about.

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I do think we should keep this on topic. The goal is not to make fun of staff members, it is to give them credit for their hard work.

If anything Jeff did the work making these things. Regardless, overbearing lines of code deserve no appreciation for silencing the voices of the community.

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I was gonna mention how obvious it was that you were a robot, Kite but decided not to since 1) it's a well known fact and 2) nobody would know who I was talking about.

;~;

It hurts twice as much. I'll need to process my emotions on this subject matter.

Quote from Hewitt

You hear that guys? Unlike you other lowly mods, I actually HAVE a person

Slavery is bad though

Quote from Miracle

Slavery is bad though

Not if you're white.

Quote from Nish

Wasn't Miccool a Mod at some point? A long, long time ago?

Nah, I just wanna see all the secret threads and stuff. I deserve this!