for cringe its a tie inbetween


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i think its fornever world tho
(aka nish's youtube)

holy shit, that's probably one of the most annoying things ever, like stay in your lane man, why are you trying to be something you're not.
I was in the metro the other day and this group of white trashass dudes walks in with one of them being loud and obnoxious as hell yelling out random shit like "ain't nobody messing with my squad" wearing a fitted cap and douchebag sunglasses while sagging. Eventually he starts talking to random strangers including me and I was like "yeah man, you do you, I like your hat."
He proceeded to give me his whole life story or some shit about how he stays in the trap and his big homie made those hats for his squad or something along those lines.
There was pretty much laughter throughout the train car immediately after his departure

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for cringe its a tie inbetween


and




i think its fornever world tho
(aka nish's youtube)

*Popular culture of the internet* XD The kid reminds me of a physical manifestation of majority of kids on the internet xD(Who's filthyfrank he's pretty funny)
2nd link, behind that guy. Damn. So much manga.

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"ain't nobody messing with my squad"

Damn straight nobody'll be fucking with his squad if he keeps stunting like that heh.

To be fair though, that episode of magi was pretty awesome.

Oooh, let's see what comes to mind:

I thought she was interested

There was a girl, who I will call Grill. Me and my friends were hanging out at our favorite fast food place. Our waiter today happened to be a very cute girl named Grill, who I was blown away by. My friends tried to encourage me to ask her for her number, but no knowing who she is, it seems completely awkward to ask a girl i know nothing about for her number. I still today don't feel comfortable going to a stranger and trying to get their personal information.

Beyond the point. I eventually asked my sister to ask for her number for me. (Cringe on its own.) She told my sister that she thought I was cute, but wanted me to get the number myself with a cheesy pick up. Well okay, she is at least interested in me, so asking for her number is easy. Now how to be cheesy. "Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the Ice, hi I'm Pin" Good easy.

I walk up to her 3 days later, and say the most cringey shit ever, trying to be cheesy. "Hey, i left a to go order for my sister to pick up. It was a number from a pretty lady. I'm her to pick it up." *Processing* fuck. ( ' -')

She gives me her number anyways. We talk a lot, i compliment her on how she has a great personality and she's very pretty. So she invites me to her Fashion show. Then 3 days later she invites me to her mothers wedding. I'm sure she's into me. So i ask her on a date, and she avoids it. She invites me to the mall with her and her friends. It's her, her best friend Grill2, and 3 guys. All of these guys are looking at her, hitting on her and I realize, all of these dudes are in my boat, trying to get her, and she knows it. She continues to flirt with all of us, take us panty shopping with her. And talks about her kinks. Then we all meet her girlfriend.... wat. A girl walked in, and they swapped spit infront of us. Welp, we're all out.

Fast forward to me driving her home. Middle of the ride, she jumps in my lap, gives me a lap dance, bites on the neck. Seems to be going nicely. Then she gets up, jumps in the back seat, and sucks face with the guy in the back seat. Ugh, driving and hearing that.... Oi.

Needless to say, I dropped her off, and Havent seen her again since. I probably should have dipped a long time ago... criiiinnggeee~~


Don't worry, I understand!

This one is pretty short. I know a good amount of American Sign Language, and at my Kroger there seems to be a lot of deaf people. I find myself signing and helping people because no one else knows sign language. Now, what i remember learning in school, that i forgot, is that some deaf people don't like to sign, and try to use their voice to feel normal. Well, i notice a deaf male who i've seen before. I get excited, but my co-worker was already helping him. So i was waiting for my co worker to call me over and help. Well, i hear my co worker go "What?", and i run out the door to him, i tell him, "I got this, he's deaf" and shoo him away. I then sign to the guy, and he gives me the most annoyed look, quickly signs what he likes and thne turns away from me and wont look at me. I think nothing of it, i get him his stuff, and sign "Have a good day" he says nothing. I walk back feeling great, and my co worker says
"How did you know he was deaf?"
"Oh, i've met him before. I saw you struggling so I came out to help"
"I wasn't struggling. He was speaking pretty well, I was just wondering which fish he wanted."

I just made a complete ass out of myself. I made this guy feel like he needs special help for a minor disability. I got ahead of myself. He obviously could speak.......... why did I do that....... omg...... that guys was annoyed that I treated him differently. I still cringe at it now... criiiinnggeee~~

It's just me and her.

Back before my girlfriend moved away, I invited her to my new years party with my family. Everyone enjoyed her, she got to know everyone, my family loved her, and I loved her. So everything is going well, and then midnight hits, we cheer and all the couples have their slow dance. I dance with her and whisper how much I love her. I kiss her a lot and hold her. I'm completely oblivious that my ENTIRE FAMILY is standing there watching us. No one is dancing, they're standing there, watching me make a move on my girlfriend. They're all talking about us. I didn't realize until a few days later.....omg.... criiiinnggeee~~

Slept next to a girl without having sex with her despite picking up on obvious signals...


twice.




Luckily sss isn't here so I'm safe...

I guess some of these are more funny than cringe depending on who you empathize with.

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Mike: ...I'm not crying...


There you go. The story of Mike to find love.

This.

I saw a guy eat shit trying to carve a bowl with a boris bike

Why didn't you post death grips you cock

The Smurf pussy one was okay.

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The Smurf pussy one was okay.

That guy in the video is cringe worthy enough,

Real footage of Alien, govt. secret.

Haha xD
Edit: also i must ask but where is your sig from obsidium?