ill go first

knock knock
whose there
boo
boo who?
why are you crying its only a joke!!!!

knock knock
whose there
i eat mop
i eat mop who? (sounds like "i eat my poo")
ew you do? thats gross!!!

why did the teacher ecxuse the little firefly?

when you gotta glow you gotta glow!!!

Ha, i got a joke.

NTG, You make me feel fuzzy inside.

lol.............

what do you call to horses that live by each other? neigh-bors!

What's an astronauts favorite time of day?

Launch-time! (get it? lunch, launch?)

thats the spirit!!

how do you make sushi roll? push it!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation!

AAAGH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

UGH.

God damnit.

So two fish met. And one said: why are you so fat? The other replies: a fisherman caught me. When i promised him to give him 3 wishes he was like: NO SHIT

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So two fish met. And one said: why are you so fat? The other replies: a fisherman caught me. When i promised him to give him 3 wishes he was like: NO SHIT

Wouldn't that make the fisherman fat?

Oh. It could be both. In slovene its like: dont shit.
Eitherway, its the only joke I like.

WHAT DO YOU CALL POSTMAN PAT WHEN HE IS RETIRED?

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PAT!!! HahAhaAHAHHAhaAHAHAH!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

Once upon a time, a frog decides to pay a visit to a psychic to see his fortune. When he gets there, the psychic tells him, "You'll meet a very pretty girl very soon who will want to know everything about you. "The frog then exclaims, "Wow, where will I meet her?" The psychic then says grimly, "Next semester in biology"

I lol'd at the frog one.