the very appropriate G rated joke thread

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Jul 27, 2008 4:09 PM #199585

ill go first

knock knock
whose there
boo
boo who?
why are you crying its only a joke!!!!

knock knock
whose there
i eat mop
i eat mop who? (sounds like "i eat my poo")
ew you do? thats gross!!!

why did the teacher ecxuse the little firefly?

when you gotta glow you gotta glow!!!

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Jul 27, 2008 4:34 PM #199605

Ha, i got a joke.

NTG, You make me feel fuzzy inside.

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Jul 27, 2008 4:41 PM #199614

lol.............

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Jul 27, 2008 5:04 PM #199643

what do you call to horses that live by each other? neigh-bors!

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Jul 27, 2008 5:05 PM #199644

What's an astronauts favorite time of day?

Launch-time! (get it? lunch, launch?)

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Jul 27, 2008 5:10 PM #199649

thats the spirit!!

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Jul 27, 2008 5:11 PM #199651

how do you make sushi roll? push it!

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Jul 27, 2008 5:13 PM #199653

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation!

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Jul 27, 2008 7:23 PM #199741

AAAGH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

UGH.

God damnit.

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Jul 27, 2008 10:39 PM #199842

So two fish met. And one said: why are you so fat? The other replies: a fisherman caught me. When i promised him to give him 3 wishes he was like: NO SHIT

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Jul 27, 2008 10:43 PM #199845

Quote from Mantha
So two fish met. And one said: why are you so fat? The other replies: a fisherman caught me. When i promised him to give him 3 wishes he was like: NO SHIT

Wouldn't that make the fisherman fat?

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Jul 27, 2008 10:47 PM #199849

Oh. It could be both. In slovene its like: dont shit.
Eitherway, its the only joke I like.

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Jul 27, 2008 10:51 PM #199853

WHAT DO YOU CALL POSTMAN PAT WHEN HE IS RETIRED?

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PAT!!! HahAhaAHAHHAhaAHAHAH!

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Jul 28, 2008 1:51 AM #199989

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

Once upon a time, a frog decides to pay a visit to a psychic to see his fortune. When he gets there, the psychic tells him, "You'll meet a very pretty girl very soon who will want to know everything about you. "The frog then exclaims, "Wow, where will I meet her?" The psychic then says grimly, "Next semester in biology"

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Jul 28, 2008 1:54 AM #199993

I lol'd at the frog one.